Monday 7 January 2008

Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack (Cumming Up)

I'm still oddly enjoying Big Brother CH, I like the mix of characters and the fact they aren't as two dimensional as the usual fare. The heroes and villains are less obvious, and that's what makes it more interesting (yet simultaneously more boring).
I was surprised anyone knew who Alan Cumming was, I don't think I would have from the name alone (hence why they put posters of him up). He's alright, but so what. His greasy fringe annoyed me. Bring in Ricky Gervais instead.
Alan was quite mean to them. I liked Jeremy and Emilia's acting/ flirting- she's a handful. I'm not sure if he likes her or not? I wasn't keen on him calling her a whore (even jokingly) and I'm sure it sparked her moment of indecision and defending herself later. I also didn't like it when he said she'd just have to put up with men treating her badly: I don't think so. I was glad Nathan disagreed. What a well brought-up young man.
Emilia and Victor's acrobatics are amazing; it was criminal that Jade and Heather Mills saw fit to bake a cake instead of watch the whole thing. Just because it's a million times more challenging than being a 'brainy' beauty queen, or a pretend artist. I predict the divide between the supposed brains and the physical people in the house will deepen. I appreciated Jay sticking up for Emilia to Victor, but he had another agenda there.
The real brains in the house appears to be John (who is also good fun) and Liam. I didn't realise he was bi, although got an inkling when he told Jay what colours he looked good in. Not something a straight man would normally pick up on. But why he told the tale of getting horny with a cushion, I do not know. I pity his mother watching! And orgies! He looks about 12. I feel like a pervert even discussing it. And we never did get the answer to if the sex takes twice as long if you give and receive! Damn it.
I like Anthony and the fact he just came out with that. I like Nathan, I like Emilia. I haven't seen enough of Latoya or Jay.
Liam's my favourite at the mo, for orgies, cushion humping, the comb-over (does he hairspray it?), and for meowing in the bathroom. What more could you want?

3 comments:

* (asterisk) said...

I like Alan Cumming a lot. He's very funny. I'm surprised you wouldn't have known him without seeing him. Star of X-Men, Spy Kids, and so on...

lightupvirginmary said...

X Men?! I haven't got two hours to waste on that rubbish, haha. I've caught him in a few things, but he's one of those people who could be someone else, if you know what I mean?

* (asterisk) said...

He couldn't be me. No one could. Except me.