Monday, 28 January 2008

Celebrity Wife Swap: Sam Fox & Freddie Star

It's the 80s Wife Swap! Freddie Starr is one of those dated 'entertainers' in the mould of Jim Davidson who gets waited on by his wife. He treats her like it's 1950s and she lets him.
Sam Fox has gone from Sharon-from-Eastenders lookalike to... well, gay. And that was BEFORE she met Freddie Starr. Sam Fox's wife Myra looked a bit like Grotbags, but don't hold that against her. The whole lesbian lifestyle seemed a lot better than the domesticated slave one.
Sam Fox seemed quite a good sport. Freddie Starr seemed like an annoying arse at first, and then mentally unhinged towards the end. He seemed either drunk or badly depressed. Isn't it weird how all these 'funnymen' turn out to be miserable curmudgeonly old gits. Him telling Sam Fox she didn't know what it was like to have a baby was just plain nasty.
I want to force anyone who disagrees with gay people having children to watch this show. How could anyone say that Freddie Starr has more to offer than Sam Fox and her partner? How can watching your mother slave over some fat has-been be better than watching your mum being happy and cared for?
NB. I want to see David Icke swap with Sharon Osbourne! Make my dream come true, Channel 4.


* (asterisk) said...

She's a funny old thing that Sam Fox. I saw her and her missus on some home makeover show. Like, why? Haven't you got some money to do it yourself?

lightupvirginmary said...

Because she wants her face on the telly!