Big Brother 11: 'What fucking hope have we got?'

I watched yesterday's live feed (well, a soupçon) and John did apologise to him, not that they showed it. Ben is really getting his knickers in a twist. Did Mario once have a personality? Where did it go? I think he left it in the mole hole.
HOLD ON. John would do pants adverts when he leaves? 'You've got to take any opportunity'... didn't Rachael say the EXACT SAME THING and got bellowed into eviction? The hypocrisy is startling.
No shit John James has got low self-esteem. Aw, he got picked on by mean girls at school. I'm going to start calling him Little-John, which works as two separate insults in one. Josie looked pleased with herself; like she'd cracked the rubix-cube enigma of John.
Ooh noms and I don't know who's up. It's gotta be Ben. He's in serious trubs this week. I'm surprised they even let him vote he's been talking so much shit about nominations. I've not seen Mario streaking! I'd like to.
Surely Ben, Govan and Shabby up? They're the biggest shitstirrers in the house. Ben vs Shabby would be sweet.
Nathan nominated Sunshine for being a vegan. Mean. And Ben for being posh, let's be honest.
Sunshine might as well have thrown her votes into the fire.
NO NOMINATIONS FOR JOHN JAMES! Not one! He can literally do whatever he pleases and no one minds. Aw, it's just little John, throwing his toys out of the pram. NO HE IS A PSYCHO.
LOL at the tree calling her Scabby. Ha, that's a brilliant task making Shabby suck up to Ben. So she's going to sell out her principles, yeah? Anarchy. What a bell-end.
Poor Ben giving it the 'woe is me' speech in the face of Shabby's bullshit. Ha, Shabby doing the thousand-yard stare whilst Ben goes on and on. Classic. Ben being led up the garden path... still, this could help his cause.
Smoking is more important than being a vegan! Haha. Priorities.
Poor BEN! He's a sweetie really. Do you think Shabby was counting to 60 when she was doing that hug?
I love the fact that one of Shabby's compliments to Ben was that Ben 'was an excellent dick'. She actually did really well on the compliment front. Not being able to admit that will KILL HER. And Keever is pleased with Shabby for making the effort with Ben! Delicious taskage.
Wow that dinner date was really awkward at first! Poor Keever. Poor Keever's boyfriend. Poor us having to watch it. Is Keever pissed now and succumbing to Shabby's charms? Goodness. I reckon I would twig after that that Shabby had been acting all day. Or is Shabby's personality so superficial that they would buy she would just turn like that?
Garlic tiger prawns and coffee cheese cake. Excuse me whilst I vomit into my satchel.
Cry, Shabby, cry into your bowler hat. I want to see her eyeliner run.
God, Keever sounds so Irish when she's drunk! I kind of agree with Shabby that I think Keever IS interested now. Weird tension. Interesting.
Shabby: 'Lesbians have feelings too'! Keever isn't straight though, she's bi. I think Keever is trying to be kind, if anything. I hope she's not keeping her options open. Surely not?
Shabby's in shit with the tree! That end bit was funny. She's in trubs. There's only one thing for it; send Shabby home. Or Dave. Or Govan. Just not Ben.