Wednesday, 13 June 2007

Britney's mum is deluded.

I try not too get involved too much in the tabloidy stuff in my blog because there's a load of people who do it a zillion times better than me, but I felt compelled to respond to Britney's mum's statement:
"It’s sad that the whole world had to watch Britney make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or the other."
Yes, we've all stayed up all night in Las Vegas, got married to our childhood sweetheart, got it annulled, married a rat faced parasite that everyone told us not to, had two sprogs by him before the age of 25, flashed our cunts, hung out with dopey porno jailbird Paris Hilton and coke-headed STD magnet Lindsay Lohan, shaved our heads, got a load of rubbish tattoos, smashed up a car with eyes like saucers, gone to rehab, then donned an array of ridiculous wigs whilst wearing stupid fishnets and miming to an array of songs that were shit at the time, whilst futilely trying to convince our one remaining fan that it wasn't really us, and it was just a learning curve. And God bless.
Fuck off, Mrs Spears. Some of us were actually given brains at birth, unlike your ropey daughter. Just stop patronising people.

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