Well there weren't many laughs in The Apprentice tonight. I knew Jadine would go, not because Tre is a mastermind of business, but because he's good TV, and her moping around crying, isn't. That's just the way it is. You're fired. She looked happy to go anyway, and who could blame her?
No one was interesting tonight. Simon wasn't funny. Miss Piggy wasn't cunty enough. Orange woman didn't look so orange. They all just got on my nerves.
I really didn't get the whole rug in a box thing. What was the point in that? A rug is good because you just throw it on the floor. You don't want to build it like a bookcase. If you took that on Dragon's Den they'd kick your arse.
In fact I thought all the items they were selling were jokes, especially the sun-in-a-compact invention. A snip at £100! For God's sake. Are people that frivolous with their cash? If so, send some my way. Ta.
So who's gonna win? My boyf thinks Orange woman and Miss Piggy are going to go head to head. I hope Simon wins.
Whatever happens, if that's the cream of British business, I dread to think what the milk looks like.