Sunday, 8 April 2007

Grease Is The Word

Not much to say about this except I came upon it entirely by accident (honest, guv!) Judges include a Peter Jones/ Derek Acorah hybrid, everyone's favourite jungler David Gest and (Simon Cowell clearly picked the panel) Sinitta wearing a ridiculous pink hat. There was some other bloke wearing a ridiculous pink hat too but he didn't have much of an impact.
It's your usual crushing-of-dreams format, trying to find roles for (you guessed it) Sandy and Danny in Grease. There was a very funny girl who'd come as a tangerine and the judges missed several tricks by not ripping her into tiny pieces. In fact, all the contestants seemed mentally unhinged; a series of OAPs and uglies wanting the role of a 17 year old. Be realistic! As a person of normal appearance but with little self esteem I wonder what these people see when they look in the mirror. How wonderful it must be to be so deluded. I'll have some of that.
Gest should clearly be a judge on the X Factor when it returns. I heard it's going to be Danni Minogue! Danni Minogue? 'Yeah that was bonza, mate.' POINTLESS!
Anyway, I digress.
Will I be watching this shit again?
Anything's possible. Glastonbury ticket= no money= many Friday and Saturday nights indoors.

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