Big Brother 13: The two most realest guys

Here we go! I want to hear boos. I want to hear chants. I want the crowd to be issued with pitchforks. We'll probably be lucky to hear 'get Conor out', this country is so fucked. This is a country so in love with violence against women it's given Chris Brown a Number 1 album, two years after we wouldn't let the aggressive little prick into Heathrow. Conor will probably be given a medal and a stripper upon leaving. Brian Dowling needs to handle this interview very carefully IF Conor goes. It feels like a lot is riding on it.
As for Arron; his disgusting attitude saw me vote for Becky and Deana today. BB could EASILY have made it a double eviction tonight, and they are absolute arsewipes for not doing so.
Just looking at Arron and Conor makes me feel burning rage in my stomach. The crowd are chanting 'get Deana out': are you fucking kidding me?
Ah, they ARE showing the BOTS bit! Brilliant. Arron: 'what is a rapscallion?' Becky: 'it's a little shit.' Good on Deana giving it back to those cavemen. She takes it all in such good grace.
'Human tampon' - nice. Conor, you're not allowed to discuss nominations, you unutterable thug. Conor and Arron snickering is just so vile. ARGH, they're so cocky. Grotesque. I can't wait to see Arron without his sidekick. See Arron waiting for permission from his master to get get off the DR chair. Give that boy a bone.
Conor is getting quite a lot of cheers. Who is cheering for him?! Who? He must have a big family. I haven't heard him say one positive thing in an entire week. He just spits out bile and has a haircut like roadkill.
Keep Conor in for the 'laughter and jokes'! That comment makes me laugh. I'm ROTFLMAO.
Poor Deana crying. I don't blame her, I'm quite tough and I think I'd crack under that onslaught. FUCK YOU Adam for not standing up for Deana, then. Disgraceful. He's sat on that fence so long they've nailed a fucking 'for sale' sign to him. 
My boyfriend just said, 'Arron's gameplay is leaking out the side of his ears.' I don't know what this means, but I hope it's painful. LOL Deana made Arron 'feel uneasy'. The truth is he's just worried because she's crying and he knows that gets votes. Deana is on 'nononononononono' overdrive tonight. Enjoy that apology, did you, Deana?
They are BOOING DEANA'S MUM. Conor's girlfriend seems quite intelligent, considering. Brian needs to work on his 'interviewing friend's and family skills'.
Arron's sister: 'he's a loving, caring, compassionate young man.' Get him a job at the UN. Blood really is THICKER than water.
Looking forward to my MEASLY half an hour of live feed tonight! Seriously, how do we allow them to get away with it? We really are fucking mugs. They're not going to tell us who's evicted until the second show, are they?
Are they still doing this task? Christ, it's longer than the Bayeux Tapestry. I give about as much of a shit about it as I did at the beginning - zero.
Becky's thigh cam! I do like Becky 50% more than I did last week, but I still only like her about 2%.
If you're watching this on +1 and you've got the brain capacity of a four year old, please do not vote. But if you do dial futilely, do it to save Conor.
Arron's just jumped in the pool. Let's hope there's no lifeguard on duty and he intends to re-imagine Chuck Palahnuik's Guts.
LOL x a billion to Arron's 'fuck you BB' chest paint. He's invoking Morrissey in the November Spawned a Monster video. I hope it's one of Adam's prison tattoos and indelible. It's no Richey Manic's 4real, is it? It's not even 'did you say 500 bananas' is it? Are you allowed writing materials in the house these days? They've probably got a TV as well.
Arron, they're not 'characters' in the house: THEY'RE PEOPLE. Haha to him wiping it off like a naughty schoolboy.
They muffled out the crowd noise so you couldn't tell who was getting boos or cheers, I've never known them do that before.
That was BRILLIANT telling them Deana got the most votes. Absolutely heart-warming. I didn't know Sara liked Deana so much. Then Becky. The camera angles were shit, I wanted it to linger on Conor and Arron's faces. I'm sure we'll get that shot later. 
My boyfriend just referred to Conor as 'that hairbrush thing' and said 'this is the first just result this season'. He also made a good point that Luke S is lucky he's got his showmance in a way, as it's kept him out of a lot of the bitching. Conor already going 'I want to go' on the live feed. It's BRILLIANT making Conor and Arron sit on it for half an hour; absolutely magic and delicious justice.
This live feed is interminable so far; do they just sit there humming the whole time? Lauren's little cuddle with Arron when she heard Becky was safe was quite cute; it said a thousand words. Luke cuddling Deana was hilarious! They were lining up to hug her and kiss her arse.
I think Arron thinks it's a task and they're going into a bedsit/ crypt. Arron's going 'anything could happen!' Except you winning Big Brother, you great gala. Or you ever getting a girlfriend again. Both of them, 'I'm ready to go.' There's the door: fuck off.
Conor's pale face is a delight. It's like he's trying to figure out how to do a rubik cube after the nuclear war.
They should have evicted whoever it is in the green and blue outfits, I've seen people evicted many times in costume before.
Why DOES Conor have that hairdo(nt)? Why have they got a clock in there? Why, why, why, why? Conor's punching his hand rather than Deana. Do you think he said 'congrats' to Deana? DID HE FUCK. If I was her, I'd laugh in his face.
Conor: 'it's fucking hilarious.' Yeah, it is. Conor's getting angry now and a bit threaten-y. Lock up your daughters (and the hairbrush).
I'm not surprised Deana doesn't think it's real, she's been so victimised in that house. Caroline: 'you're SO loveable!' You're not, you transparent
I can't understand a WORD Conor says. Arron BLATANTLY thinks it's a task and they'll still be saved. Which makes it so much the sweeter. 'The two most realest guys.' I'll take the imaginary ones, then, please. LOL just looked on Twitter and people are sad about Conor and Arron and saying they're fun guys and it's a fix. Is there a BB playing in an alternative universe I don't know about? Or are people really that dense?
So did we learn anything from that live feed? Sara apparently likes Deana a lot (well, when she's saved from the public). I think that's about it. Why can't they give us that paltry half an hour each week? Please sir, can we have some more? *holds out bowl*
What song will they play when Conor comes out? I think a mash up of 'Smack my bitch up' and 'Rape me'. would be right up his alley.
So the eviction is not on until 11 but the live feed is only half an hour? What a joke. The Sexy Ads show. Thanks!
WHERE is the shot of Conor and Arron when Deana was saved? HOW many cameras do they have in that house?! Useless, fucking useless.
Good HAS overcome evil. But I do pine for Benedict and Lydia. This eviction is a win/win. I think Arron will get a big head if he stays. More so.
OMG Arron got evicted! See him kick that thing? He's got NO CLASS. Do you remember how Lydia went out last week? He could learn a lesson from that.
CONOR IS AGGRESSIVE! Chuck that cunt out NOW! 'Do your job, bro' (what's that, rape Deana?')
Arron is SUCH A MONUMENTAL PRICK but this is still the wrong result. Well done Chris Brown fans. They need to chuck Conor out via the back door IMMEDIATELY.
You can't tell if people are getting booed anymore! It's stupid. OK, I've changed my mind about the win/win.  Scum, scum, scum, the pair of them.
Arron's NOT BOTHERED. Why aren't people chanting like banchees through his interview like they were through Lydia's? Honestly, I can't wait to die. This planet is DOOMED.
Brian's not had a go at him AT ALL yet, despite that despicable behaviour before he left.
Conor is a health and safety issue; they need to remove him, he's going to go off. Someone needs to go to the DR and say they're scared of him; I'M scared of him!
OMG are they seriously having a highlights section of Arron and Conor's friendship? 'A real man's man.' Enough said! I thought they were going to do a stormy bit at the end showing the pair of them being the world's greatest bell-ends, AND THEY DIDN'T. Morality really has left the building. Channel 5 is a disaster.
I'm so done with Brian. He's completely inadequate. Laughing and joking with Arron; tragic and unforgivable. Get Jeremy Paxman in FFS.
I think the crowd were chanting 'fix' but it could have been 'thick'.
Conor crying at the end was a bittersweet moment. Ashleigh: 'you're 1 million percent not a bully.' And she 1 million percent didn't jerk off Luke S in that bed. Shouldn't Conor be happy he stayed? He's going to win this show, isn't he?

Big Brother 13: Smurf wars

Green and blue equals groo.
Shev sticking the knife in about Adam and Lauren. Poisonous troll. Let them dry hump. It's better than Puke and Ashleigh's wet hump. I do feel it's all going to end in tears for Adam. Sad face.
No use crying over drunk milk, Shev. Why isn't Becky crying and making a scene about being forced to wear that disgusting green onesie? She looks like that mound the Telletubbies live on.
Lauren: 'Shev's getting on my last nerve.' She's nicked that expression from Danielle on BBUSA (Season 3, I believe).
Control of the bathroom: like I could give a shit. Duck off. Sara ruined the task. I hope they're going to mentally torture her like they would if Deana had done that. But of course they won't. You didn't WIN, Conor. You LOST like the little Tim Henman scrotumclot you are. I'm glad Adam had a little dig at him. Come on Adam, get your claws out, show us what you're really made of.
Territorial pissings! I so want to see Caroline go soon. Will anyone ever nominate it?
They've got an outside toilet right? So I wouldn't be bothered about losing the bathroom. You can wash in the sink. I hate having showers anyway, they're an affront to humanity. Having water coming at you at that speed first thing in the morning is like being machine-gunned clean. Baths all the way, please.
I like the fact Sara is sitting on the allotted blue side of the DR chair. What a suck-ass she is. Kaftans?! WTF.
'Fuck off you knob, get a life. 'Who's Arron talking to, a mirror? Is he calling OTHER people moody? He's like the world's sulkiest teenager who's dad's just confiscated his Nintendo DS.
I actually feel sorry for these people, there's so little to them. If they had a braincell it would be lonely. If they had a heart it would be bargaining to be sold via Cash Converters to the Tin Man. Deana isn't getting much of an edit, is she? I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. All this 'save Deana' thing leaves me cold. Deana has been badly wronged in that house but it doesn't make her an interesting housemate. I don't find her in the least bit interesting. So, she had a go at someone earlier this week. Great; but it's not enough, really. I still DO think people should save her (what's the alternative?); but I won't be voting this week. If it was a vote to evict, I would have voted about ten times for Conor. I still think it's disgusting that Deana has no idea what Conor said about her. If I came out and heard that, I'd go and chuck a brick through his window.
Ha, this task looks more like it. Which housemate made this bitchy remark about you? Cue fireworks. ARE they going to play Deana Conor's quote? Go on! Lauren getting called out for 'complaining bitterly' about the lack of ketchup. Hilarious.
They played 'she has a split personality and she's fake' as Conor's quote about Deana. Missing a trick here, aren't we? Look how angry she was about it! Wait until she hears the truth. It's a fucking whitewash. Jokes.
Scott: 'I'm going to max up the bitchiness.' Sweet.
I'm glad Deana called Conor out. Look how smug he looks. I so want to wipe that look off his face. He's unintelligible and unintelligent. Please, please, please let me get what I want.
That green in the main bedroom is too much; snot green. I'd rather be on B Block.
Lauren seems to have issues with fags and food. My boyfriend is going mad about the way Caroline is eating those crisps. He gets really mad at me for eating crisps noisily too, but eating crisps is one of my greatest pleasures; I'm with Caroline on this one.
Why DOES Caroline like Conor so much? What does she see in him? What does he see in her? Why don't they get off with each other if they like each other so much? *covers mind's eye*
Don't say sorry for breaking the rules and getting your team a punishment, will you, Ashleigh, you dimlo? These people have never learnt basic English, let alone basic manners.
Luke: 'this is what hell must be like.' So is the smoking area still communal? This task isn't very hardcore. It's not exactly rich side/poor side is it? I remember Kate Lawler and Spencer Matthews canoodling through those bars. Well, looking at each other.
Lauren pointing out the age difference between her and Adam. A seven year age difference is nothing - grow up. What is Lauren eating? Looks like butter off a knife. I kind of want Lauren and Adam to get together; I like the meeting of the mean streets to Jersey, it would make a good film. Of course, they don't have black people in Jersey; and I'm not casting aspersions; my ex-boyfriend was from there so I'm virtually the tourist board.
I knew Lauren was going to go outside and bitch. Sigh. Get Conor out, etc! 

Big Brother 13: This is like some hospice situation

I found something really cool today, which was linked from Digital Spy, basically a radio interview with Benedict, and the radio show is an American BB fansite (mainly concentrating on BBUSA but also on BBUK). The interview with Benedict was about 1.30hr long and after that there was some interesting gossip about the upcoming BBUSA. The interview with Benedict was talking about all behind the scenes stuff and really in depth about the process, and his life, and was very interesting indeed. It was like how BOTS should be if it wasn't produced by absolute chimps. It made me pine for how BB could be; psychological, analytical, intelligent. BOTS at the moment makes the days when Dermot jumped from foot to foot like the world's oldest schoolboy seem like the Today show. Let's not even remember the glorious Big Mouth days. I wonder if you can download the old Big Mouths? I'd pay to watch those again. Anyway, this podcast was intelligent discussion about reality tv! I'd forgotten it was possible because BB is so dumbed down. Here's the link to the podcasts if you want a listen, I highly recommend it if my word counts for anything. Also it's funny to hear Americans talking about our Big Brother... like why would they be interested in ours when they have the best reality TV show on the planet? I'm just imagining Ashleigh being interviewed for an hour and a half. No, can't do it. 'What's a microphone?'  
Becky, how can you be too fat to wear trousers? Trousers are essential wearing for fat people; they stop your thighs rubbing together. 'I don't want to burn any calories!' Why not?
If only this was a 'hospice situation', Shev - then we could look forward to you and your lobotomised chumps dying each week instead of yapping crap in the corner of my room. 
Also on that radio show they were saying about how in the US they've just unveiled the new house and they were going 'who gives a shit about the house?' It's so true that for so long the focus has been on the wrong thing in reality shows; tasks, engineered storylines, etc. Who cares what the couch is like; casting is everything, and that's the giant fuck up they've made this year. I like the fact they were taking it quite seriously on the podcast, as if it were current affairs or sport or something. That's what Big Brother needs, gravitas!
I'm not even watching this task. I hate the tasks on BBUK. Now on BBUSA it's a different story. They're more of a Hollywood production and the results affect whether the housemate stays or goes.
LOL to Katy Perry on that advert saying 'thank you for believing in my weirdness.' Weird people don't declare themselves weird, numbnuts. They just behave in a way that makes you avoid them for a few years until you see them walking down the street with a trolley full of shopping bags.
Has anything happened in this show tonight? Blue, green... whatevs. I hate them all equally. Well, not equally.
Ashleigh, your skin looks grey, you look like you need a vitamin tablet, not a fucking cigarette. What's up Shev's arse? I think I might hate her more than anyone in the house (bar Conor) because she actually pretends she's a nice person. Newsflash: she's a fucking cow.
I can't even get excited about a task where they rate their popularity/ looks etc. I've seen it so many times before.
Luke A ISN'T less attractive than Caroline. But he CAN be bitchy. Caroline actually OWNS a hairbrush? Her slagging off Adam for being thick; this dumb bitch went to private school and she didn't even learn basic manners!
How come Luke S and Ashleigh are still allowed to snog etc? There should be barbed wire between the rooms. It would be an effective contraception.
Why is Conor such a hateful person? How does he see himself I wonder? I bet he doesn't even know how utterly poisonous he is. 'Out of character' my arse. The way he was speaking to Caroline was vile. Arron's like a rogue green pea in the sludgy blue pot.
Don't leave Adam's group hug hanging. Oh, OK then. I love the fact that Adam finds the Big Brother house more abhorrent than gangs or prison. I can see why. LOL to Adam suddenly fancying Lauren. He's really got cabin fever. Do you think she'd go for it? And what would they say in Jersey?

Big Brother 13: He hasn't gone right inside

Day 28. Fucking hell, it feels like it's been about 300 years. Even Marcus Bentley sounds war-torn.
So I know there's four up: Deana, Becky, Arron and Conor. If ONLY it was vote to evict and a double eviction. Would be sooooo sweet. As it is, who knows what will happen? I don't think Deana will go: the rest are vulnerable, but I will be disappointed not to see Conor pick up a chair and make his exit.
How's this for a revelation: I don't really mind Scott's hair. Yay, Scott nominated Caveman Conor. Nominations are all over the place as expected. LOL to Big Brother basically stitching up Arron over boring statuegate.
Yes, Caroline, your hair has a lot of 'flair and character' *buys her intensive conditioner for Christmas*.
Ashleigh doing 'girl talk' about her and Luke's undercover action is gross. She's not a slut in any way, and anyone saying she is is a cretin, but bragging about it is juvenile and tragic. It's not a romance, it's a bit of gossip.
Conor's 'tactile means he's got tactics' is beneath even commenting on, because even I don't think he's that thick. Caroline's digging out Adam again. Watch your mouth, Worzel! Wouldn't want to accidentally do a hate crime, would you?
Is Caroline really nominating Lauren for being a stirrer? Hilarious. Caroline, your impression of Adam needs some work. Perhaps BB has got some boot polish they can give you? Seems like your sort of humour.
I thought Ashleigh was looking rough in the DR but I thought she'd just not done her make up again (meow!)
Ooh Becky nominated Conor! Interesting. Sounds like he's being even more of a douche than we're even seeing.
Watching Conor get told he'd been nominated was DELICIOUS. Warm feelings inside. 'I'm not fucking worried.' YOU SHOULD BE, YOU SCUMBAG.
'Becky's a skiniving bastard.' And you're criminally stupid. Arron: 'two faced bastards.' What do you expect, they've got to nominate someone! You wouldn't mind if it was someone else.
Conor: 'I can read people.' He's right about Sara's personality, though. 'I don't even think Scott's human.' That's called homophobia. 'Maybe I could use her' about his 'friend' Caroline. Oh, this charming man.
I sooooo want Arron AND Conor to go! LOL to Scott finally turning on Arron. Thought he fancied him. Well, there's a fine line between love and hate. Is Scott drunk or has he just lost it? Arron threatening Scott. 'Shit's about to get real.' No, shit is re-al already.
Happy, happy house! Benedict and Lydia must be thrilled to be out. 'Pouring things down the sink is disgusting'. Not if it's a massive bag of cocaine and the LAPD come knocking. WTF is a rapscallion?! Ooh, apparently it's a rogue. Scott's gone bananas. I love a good TV meltdown, though.
To be fair to Ashleigh, I think she deals with Caroline quite well. In any sane world they'd hate each other.
God, Luke, Lauren and Adam are sooooooo boring. Don't get me wrong; NICE. But who wants nice housemates? Scott FTW (bet you didn't see that coming) for using 'rapscallion' and starting the most stupid row I've seen so far. But I haven't forgotten his past misdemeanors. And if a new housemate arrives, I'm supporting them, even if they're a foxhunting sexist right-wing Christian. It would still beat this lot.

Big Brother 13: I couldn't give two hoots

Oh shut up Shev and Becky - like you don't want to win it. Everyone wants to win it. I'm glad Scott is onto Luke S. I don't know if he can bring him down with the thicky crew, though.They need Lydia's scheme trails to sort that problem out.
Theo/Sebastian-gate was really silly. Why is Arron so protective over a statue? I have a life-size lamp of Venus de Milo and we call it 'Our Lady'. It is probably the first thing I'd save in a fire. Well, cats first, then that.
Oh, Arron. What a twat you are. Sara is putting him off.God, there's literally nothing to comment on. No one actually has conversations anymore. Shev is so chronically annoying. She's got zero substance.
I like the fact they're gunging Ashleigh on pretty much the only day she's put make up on. Outside world contact! God, why do I bother even saying it? That ship has long sailed. Eww, gunge on the DR chair *OCD*. Why would Ashleigh be upset that she was gunged? Who gives a shit? There's some hammy acting going on. As if Shev is really that scared of clowns. It's all just a façade. There's no storyline so they're having to engineer one.
Loving Arron's 'just been exploded' look. If only. How gullible is Shev? Can they make Conor look like he's just been punched in the face and raped with a hairbrush, please? This might be the most stupid task ever.
They should deffo have gaffer taped up Luke's mouth. I couldn't be gaffer taped up like that. I'd get claustrophobic and panic. Also, it wouldn't suit me, a bit like those electric shock outfits.
No one would say 'it's not worth it' - they'd force Shev to do it at knifepoint. This is the most boring Big Brother yet because it's a non-story focusing on a non-character. Shev is so fucking thick she doesn't even realise what's happened.
Arron's chat up technique needs a little work. Him and Sara never did have that talk, did they?
I'm thrilled that Scott is pulling away from Caroline. Very smart move. Caroline: 'Conor's one of my best friends.' Idiot move. It was inevitable that their friendship would end as it was built on pure poison.
Cigarette wars: boring. Ashleigh: 'Lauren's a fucking weirdo.' No, you're a fucking sad sack. Lauren's quite normal and you're an insecure bag of slop.
Did Conor just say 'I hope everyone goes up'? Be careful what you wish for, you disgusting thick pig.
Luke S: 'they could take a shit on the table and still be in here.' Well, we know that from last year. Who'd have thought this year could be any more vile? Send the defibrillator. This show is flat-lining fast.

Big Brother 13: The lowest of the low

Good evening. Looks like Becky's the new dog to kick. Oh well, suits me fine. They're all as bad as each other and the 'outsiders' need a break, even though all my favourite outsiders have already gone.
Fuck off Becky, giving it 'who is she?' in the DR. Don't make me pine for years when there were actually decent contestants. 'Shev is old enough to be my mother.' Really? I don't think so.
Becky doesn't give two shits. That's why she's bawling. Sara is saying sorry to you, you idiot. Take it in the spirit it's intended. 'I'm 19!' What does this even mean? Excuse me for being an idiot, I'm 19? At 19 I was doing my degree and had written two novels! STFU. At 18 you can legally do ANYTHING. You're an adult. You don't hear Harry Styles going 'but I'm 17!' before he gets into bed with all those older laydeeeeez, do you? Shev to Becky: 'you're bubbly.' Yes, about 18 stone of bubbly.
This desperate plea for airtime - sorry, 'romantic picnic' - is beyond comment. What does Luke see in her? A friend of mine said Luke S does have his good side, and it's true, given a different set of friends maybe he'd come over a bit better in the house... I mean, he does have half a braincell. But even so, he is still ultimately a douchebag of the highest order and his showmance is about as believable as that alien landing in that woman's back garden on Beadle's About* (*old person's reference).
I'm actually feeling embarrassed for Arron every time he speaks now. What a sad, sad character. 'Smoking hot birds'. What a little prick. He's going to be so embarrassed when he grows up a bit and he watches this back.
Cooking task... zzz. BB isn't trying to shit stir the Lauren, Ashleigh and Luke situation, is he? I think Luke said 'crisps' about 1,000 times. I like crisps, much more than the next girl, but it's not that exciting.
It would be better if Lauren couldn't see who was cooking what and had to choose blind. I don't think she'll dare choose Luke S. And she didn't. I'm glad Luke and Lauren have seen through Luke S being nice to them. He's such a gameplayer.
I'd rather have money than flowers, too. Luke S is trying to tie Deana up in knots. She gave her his opinion. He doesn't like it. Deana: say it to him about the fake relationship! You'll instantly become my favourite housemate.
Look at Becky shit-stirring; what a horrible person. She'd do anything to 'get in with the gang.' Scott is actually showing he's got balls a bit lately, refusing to rat on Deana. Good on him.
Ashleigh: Deana is right about your relationship; it is the lowest of the low. No feelings, just sex, patronising and desperation.
GO DEANA! At last, someone gets off the fence. 'Your fake relationship is disgusting'. Wicked. Luke S's body language was brilliant. Yeah we will see when you get out! He'll drop that rat-faced little thicko faster than Becky dropped Deana after that 'favourite housemate' challenge. It's not ideal to start a row right before nominations, but at least someone's speaking the truth at last.
What is Caroline TALKING about? Yes, Deana, play down the fact you're successful to fit in with the thickos; they've already got rid of the two most 'famous' people in the house.
This show is soooo boring right now. It needs a kick up the arse right now. Sort it out this week, please.

Big Brother 13: Remember the Reebok pumps?

So I've read about Conor now, and was pleased to see that people were as disgusted with him as me. 1,000 complaints to Ofcom and they still don't listen. My boyfriend said, 'the producers complete misjudged the situation' and he's quite right. I can't even look at Conor on my screen, and any attempt they make to have him being humorous sticks in my craw. It's like putting a clown's nose on Ian Huntley and going 'well it might have happened the way he said it and he loves his mum'. And don't even come to me going 'how can you compare a child killer to a reality TV show contestant' - easily! It's that kind of misogynistic hate speech that tells twisted men who hate women that speaking to women like that is OK. As for their statement saying it was 'out of character' - one, I don't think it is, and two, so if I accidentally beat someone to death but I'd had a bad day so it was 'out of character', is that OK? Not throwing Conor out on his ear has basically said, 'it's fine to talk about women as if they're pieces of meat to be raped and punched.' Nice work, Channel 5!  
Deana has shown her teeth a couple of times now; if she wants to get my vote she's going to have to take it up a notch or 700. Why is she concerned about Becky being fat? Health reasons... kiss my arse. It's got fuck all to do with her. Haha, I knew that annoyed Becky. Becky should bring out a diet book called 'well, you might die tomorrow.' Plus you might as well never read a newspaper, never learn about history, and never get a job. Mightdietomorrowlol!
I quite liked that conversation between Luke A and Becky as it was human and not about 'game'. Reebok pumps! I thought Becky seemed reasonably interested and didn't ask too many silly questions. So much has been made of the 'sides' in the house that it's hard to not see them as a mass of evil or a mass of fencesitters. More scenes like this please, so we can actually decide if we like any of these boring bastards after all.
Why is Lydia talking to people like that! You can't have it both ways; boasting about being in magazines, and then getting touchy about Michelle Heaton. I thought Michelle Heaton was a psychotic cow - ASL clearly has a type (but Lydia is still a step up from that orange Bridezilla).
Arron: 'girls just throw themselves at me.' Grow up, little boy. His pathetic trying to fuck Sara cos there's nothing else going on in the house is the very bottom of the barrel-scrape of showmances - it makes Ashleigh and Luke look like Tom Cruise and Katie... oh.
Ah I could almost shed a tear hearing Lydia go on about the 'DR'. Send her out to BBUSA, she would be the new Janelle or Rachel 'no one comes between me and my man'. That country knows how to appreciate a feisty, ball-busting female.
Why is Arron being so nice to Deana? It's ALMOST like he's been told to. Luckily, she sees right through it. I hope Lydia does come back like a bad penny.
Adam must wonder what on earth is going on, seeing all his friends walk out the door each week.
Conor: 'that's what I wanted.' Do you know what I wanted? You thrown out on your ear, you disgusting ignorant pig-faced unintelligible cunt. Adam's not the gorilla: you are. Conor and Arron make the Jungle Cats look like Hello Kitty and Monkichini.
Scott, your proper response to that punishment should have been 'really sorry you lost the table, guys.' not 'it's only a fucking table'. Rude little oik. Still, at least the boys are pissed off about it.
Conor's looking very annoyed! Let's hope he doesn't have an 'out of character' episode again soon. In actuality an 'out of character' episode for Conor would be stringing a sentence together.
I've seen loads of people speaking to people I never normally see them speaking to tonight; makes you wonder just how much we're missing without live feed.
Oh, Sara, are you really getting that desperate now? Literally you've done NOTHING in that house since you had a crying fit about the Royal Family. Arron is handling himself so beautifully right now. Proper catch, he is - he makes Justin Beiber look grown up.
Arron is saying it in a really stupid way but he's actually right, Scott should have said sorry. I think Scott just said the word 'table' about 500 times. Gay blokes don't care about table football. The end.
Luke: 'Lydia guided us.' Yes, she did. Just the wrong way unfortunately.
The mean girls are now digging Becky's grave. Hope they got a big spade. They're completely right about her, of course.
Oh god, just stop TALKING Shev. It's just words but they aren't interesting. 'We don't know each other in here' - well you've lived there a fucking month with nothing to do, try talking to people, you absolute bell-end.
Looks like there's going to be a few people up for eviction next week as there's so much hatred going in so many different directions. I hate everyone so I don't mind who goes. I'd like to see Conor vs Caroline but I can't see it happening. The idiot nation would still probably save Conor cos he's cute or something, ignoring the fact he's got a hitler haircut and finds rape talk a right laff.
Becky: 'I'm 19.' Oh, boo hoo. I'm 32 and I'm having to watch this crap. There's not one clever, funny or interesting person left in that house, so I just have to sit here, full of bile, for the next few weeks until they ship in some fucking Made in Chelsea rejects, Leandro Penna and Paul Danan. Now that's something to moan about.