Junior Apprentice (Don't stop the beat)

I'm a day late with this because I forgot to put it in my plan-argh yesterday. Sowwee. AND I saw who got the boot on Digital Spy.
Cheese puns should have stopped at 'grated'.
Mudshoot (chute?) City Farm sounds like something out of a depressing film. Camping. I gave up camping after my tent got trampled at V. Sleeping on a crate under a tinfoil blankee once was enough for me. Let me never set foot in another Millets again.
My camping invention would be a sound-proof bubble with a telly in it: aka my house.
Is Brighton home to 'festival going enthusiasts'? It's certainly home to some genetically modified seagulls.
Why do these children want to go to meetings and sell things? It's not right. It's creepy. Also, some of them look like tiny children, and some look like adults. It's unsettling.
Their ideas are peculiar- you can see they've never been to a festival. I went to one when I was 14. Rock n roll. What IS that cardboard thing? They have overcomplicated things.
My boyfriend has just suggested 'Shower in a bag' which is actually a human-sized face-wipe costing a tenner. I like it. That's copyrighted, by the way.
That cardboard thing is a monstrosity. It looks both cheapo and pointless. The sledge thing is duff. You might as well just use a regular sledge, they're only about about a fiver (in fact you can probably get them for about 99p in the summer).
It's Sugar time. How can something so sweet look so sour?
I've been to that tree top walkway in Kew Gardens and it was RUBBISH! Kew Gardens is BORING. There's no animals. I'd rather go to the zoo. Or to Alton Towers. Or to Florida.
One of the girls is allegedly 16 but looks like an extra-depressed Tina off Corrie and about 25. There's a dowdy little mouse one but it's really all about Zoe with the lips. She's a teenage Terminator.
Don't kick out the little wide boy! He's sweet. There's tons of dead wood and duff characters. I don't like it when they kick out my faves. Ditch the worsties! I think Alan likes him.
Alan: 'you wasn't a good team leader'. And that wasn't very good English.
Ooh, he pointed this week! Glad he didn't get rid of Adam. I think Hibah was a scapegoat a bit. But sometimes you just gotta bleat.

The Apprentice: Irksome

I find it irksome when people say 'pacifically' dunno about you. AND especially when they say 120%. However, I find it amusing when thinks are described as 'a bit of a pickle' so that makes up for it a bit.
I don't think I've ever seen such an obviously losing team on The Apprentice, there is normally a bit of suspense. But contrary to popular myth, it appears men are better at laundry than women after all.
The characters are definitely become apparent, I'm particularly liking the motley crew of the buffonted Lestat (let's grab the bull by the... er...), little Matt Lucas (you were right!) and the male Nikki Grahame. I was trying to work out who his voice was like when he was going '45p a sheet' and then it struck me, Nikki 'I'm sooooooooo cold' Grahame! Which is great, as her voice was an endless source of amusement. Those three are like comedy characters on their own.
And then we have the girlies. The asian girl with the eyebrows is still my fave, she's well cool-looking and she's quite fiesty. I also like the pretty black girl who's a bit cocky. The rest are a fucking shambles, that red haired one should have gone! Thingy was a scapegoat! (sorry i've not remembered one person's name yet) The red haired one was truly horrible, a proper bully. I think Alan only kept her in to entertain. I wish they'd just shoot his fucking henchmen too, are they really necessary?
My pick to win at the mo is the west ham army dude. He seems pretty down to earth, enthusiastic and hard working.
But after that absolute div won last year, anything is possible.