Monday, 10 December 2007

America's Next Top Model

This is for Andy and Kellie, as at least I know they've been watching it.
So it's the penultimate week. The girls left are Dionne (pretty vacant), Renee(demonic Zoe Ball lookalike), Jaslene (horse-faced borderline drag-queen whom they almost never show- so she aint going to win it) and my favourite Natasha, (pillow-lipped mail order Russian bride). The others hate Natasha because she's better looking than them, and has no inhibitions. Oh, and because she's foreign. It's ugly when people gang up and Natasha took it very well. Personally, I just want to see what Natasha's husband looks like.
I hate Renee because she has no soul. She has already dragged up being poverty-stricken and being abused to garner sympathy. Did you see her grasping for the jewels when she won the challenge? She has no heart. Dionne- the lights are on but nobody's home. And Jaslene is like an annoying caricature.
Today they were in Australia so they did some Aborigine crap. I found it rather tedious. Perhaps they should have dressed up as kangaroos instead. Natasha was ill so she did crap on the shoot, but Jay was trying to help her so he must like her too.
Tyra wasn't in it nearly enough this week. We need her for the comedy factor. She looked really normal too. What a let down. I like it when she's a complete schizo. She did gurn a bit though, so you do get your money's worth somehow.
I was happy at the end! Tyra messed with them. You could see it coming. Fuck you, bitches.
Natasha to win! Sod America. She's ace.


Red said...

For the first time in the history of ANTM, I have no favourite this season. They're all really substandard in terms of look. Where are the Caridees or the Joannas of the series? Instead they give us Natasha, who is sweet and awfully bullied, but with ridiculous leonine hair, a drag queen (Jass-leeeene!), an evil Hawaiian and another one so forgettable, I didn't even realize she was in the competition until two or three weeks ago.

* (asterisk) said...

I've known for aaaaages who was going to win and come second cos I stumbled upon it online. First time ever. I hate knowing in advance. Well, if you don't already know who won, you know who the top three are, and that's surprising enough. Odd bunch.

lightupvirginmary said...

Red- I never liked Caridee that much. I mean i liked her, I just thought she was very generic.
*... I HATE it when that happens. That ALWAYS happens to me. finding out who got kicked out of Big Brother if I've taped it is the worst! (I am pretty sad)