Friday, 3 February 2017

Celebrity Big Brother 2017: Big Brother voters: Queens of filth

Live feed lovers
Ooh, hello lovies. All I want tonight is a Kim/ Jedward final two. Don't let me down, you chicken livered shits.
Emma's coat makes me LOL out loud. Looks like she's escaped from prison.
My ideal order for booting out are Coleen, Bianca, James C, Nicola, Jedward and Kim.
Who's going to get the two by two eviction? Bianca and Coleen would be good. I honestly want to see Nicola go further than James C because at least Nicola has put some effort into entertaining us.
Outfits: Jedward are in military regalia, James looks like he's going to a wedding, Nicola McLean looks like a Hollywood starlet with balloons for boobs. Bianca looks like a viking pinhead. Looks like they've had a makeover.
Everyone is pretending they enjoyed their time in the house when they're actually dying to leave.
Kim: 'You're going to get some knick-knocking when strangers are put together.' I like Nicola and Bianca's Jedward look and the reinacting of Kim's argument.
So they are all sat down to watch the house highlights. I love Kim's sunglasses even though she can't see through them.
It was nice to see all the housemates in the diary room together, you don't really see that these days.
Bonka first out! I was hoping for Coleen but never mind.
Why have they brought the celebrities on from the cold? Let them suffer.
Will Emma now do one of her traditional slut-shamings? Bianca looks like she has three housemates worth of make up on. Her outfit is a bit 80s sci fi.
Bianca: 'I got booked to come in here single.' Why? Why does she have to be single to go in?
Bianca on Jamie and CJ Meeks: 'We're both sick of talking about it.' Tough shit, you'll be talking about it more in your magazine deal, I'm sure.
Bianca wants to go and 'enjoy the afterlife of Big Brother.' Spooky! At least she'll finally get to see her mum at last.
Nicola is out next. Her cleavage going up the stairs was a sight to behold. Boooo!
Wake up, James C! Show some respect. I hope no one votes for someone who is sleeping on the job!
Nicola's got lipstick on her teeth. That's the problem with glossy red lipstick. You need a good matte. Smokey eyes and red lipstick is a bit much for my taste. It's a bit Dynasty.
Her interview is basically Kim, Kim, Kim and 'I like Jedward now'.
I liked Emma asking Nicola if she's similar to Kim. Emma's not going to say anything about 'I'll go lower' gate is she?
OMG James is out next! I enjoyed James C's interview. My takeaway arrived at this point so I missed some of the salient points he made, but I liked his sense of humour and saying 'watching the housemates through the window was like watching a cartoon.' And I liked the fact he still had Coleen's back at the end. I enjoyed him saying he wouldn't like to see Kim again and that his best bits will 'be a very short reel.' He did have his moments when he wasn't asleep or trying not to say what he thinks.
How does Coleen always get so far? It's so annoying. Oh my God, Kim is out next! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. We are denied the magic of a Kim and Jedward final two. Arghhh!
Emma says it's close between Coleen and Jedward. How can it be? Coleen has done NOTHING. She has sat on her arse and been passive aggressive. Ugh! If she wins I'm going to GO SPARE!
It must be the split vote between Kim and Jedward because 'Kim or Jedward' was trending.
OMG! Kim went 'Don't start with me to Emma'! I'm dying.
Kim has found the final week 'horrible' after being surrounded by the 'ganghanded mob.'
Kim's argument highlights were amazing! Fuck the old housemates goading her. I love her giving them the finger. Spencer Pratt is being particularly obnoxious.
Kim decided to be a 'cobby old crab'. If you come for 'one woman on her own she'll have your guts for gartners.' She has the BEST turn of phrase.
I love Kim telling Nicola that she wanted to argue. 'They're not my friends... she's got a darn cheek. Little madam.'
Spencer is being SUCH a twat. Fuck Emma pulling up Kim on the word 'bullying'.
Kim's long red nails are amazing! I love her calling Speidi out on their 'food first.' OMG Kim going 'don't start with me' to the crowd. She's the best.
So Coleen won. I'll say that again, Coleen won. Can I have my money back please? The injustice hurts my heart.
Weird sound guys running behind Jedward!
Jedward can't wait for Coleen's book: 'I've lived with Jedward.' They were very gracious to her citing 'popstars winning.'
They beat their personal best of coming third last time. I can't believe Jedward got no noms their first series. Jedward 'We were runner ups.'
Jedward: 'We said some bad words this time.'
Also I can tell Jedward apart now and I couldn't last time.
Jedward are always '100% sober and present in the house.'
I love Jedward's self worth and how nothing dents their confidence. They actually do KNOW THEMSELVES.
Emma can't deal with Jedward calling for bringing back the '24 hour link' and wrapped up the interview, ha.
It's nice to see Coleen being emotional but she didn't deserve to win. WHO voted for her? Who votes for these Loose Women, Jim Davidson etc?
Coleen coming out to some mean drum and bass there. 'If I put my hand on my heart I didn't deserve to win it because I have been boring.' Truth. I hate Emma crawling up her arse.
You're right, Coleen, it is down to the idiot general public and that's why we always get the wrong result, every single fucking time.
Coleen found the experience relentlessly negative. She's describing herself.
I'm annoyed because it feels like a win for the ganghanded crew. I'd rather James had won than her.
Coleen's best bits is all just people saying stuff about her cos she's got no best bits.
Anyway, fuck y'all, you chicken livered shits. HORRIBLE PEOPLE. Ratbags. Podcast later. I'm gonna be angry as fuck. See you there!


Unknown said...

What a tradegy that Coleen won .
Something must have happened since Monday when I stopped watching the rest of the series in order for her to win .
Yeah let your anger show on the podcast .

Fleagh said...

Great blogs, fun pods - both enhanced my series enjoyment. Thanks for the hard work. Hullo to Towie! BBSuperfan...nice to meet you ✋🏽👋🏽✋🏽. Guess I'll see you both in Canada in a bit... I'll be the one gurning in the corner...🌀🌀🌀. You have any Canadian based curiosity - you know where I am 🍁🍻