I heard on the Exitainment bat-phone that Suffia has walked out, but the eviction is still on for tomorrow. See you! I hope you're ready to face a load of sexist wrath about being a bad mother- zzzz.
Anyway, on with the show, as Patrick Wolf would say. Banter. Birds. Poke? 'My mates thought I'd poke someone in here.' Lovely! That Kris is a real charmer, isn't he? I wouldn't trust him with that task. He'll be too busy trying to do his hair or something in the mirror.
It's funny that Charlie fancies Freddie, they are quite an unlikely pair. That task was weird; I didn't understand it. It was like he was watering plants in the Crystal Maze. He looked alright in the little outfit but I don't like him now he's a sexist, so it takes the shine off.
Was sad when Freddie found out he'd been nominated. It wasn't for his brain though! Sophia, you weren't 'made to look like a bitch' you are just a total dickhead. The public will not be saving you. Nice try pleading for the public's support in the DR.
Bean-gate. Boring again. Angel's lost her balls a bit. I remember her bossing them about on the first night. When Noireen's telling you what's what you know you've come down in the world.
Rodrigo's keeping a low profile a bit. My boyfriend hates him, but I kind of like him shedding a tear at the nominations and wanting everyone to just get along whilst wearing the same style shirt in various different colours.
Did the others know it was Angel's birthday? I like Russian dolls. What was in them? Milk?!
Lisa bragging about how many people she'd slept with was tragic. Sophia going round blustering about the nominations was just her digging her own grave.
What's with these Max Factor adverts?! Don't infomercial me into submission!
Has there ever been such a gaudily dressed selection of housemates? They make me look reserved. It's like there's been an explosion in Cyberdog.
I think people should let others sleep in the bedroom; if you want to natter go and chat on the couches. 'He's got work in the morning' was a good line though. I felt for Freddie, though, bless, he's already at the bottom of the rung as far as housemate status go. Sree shouldn't have told him about the bed thing, he was trying to curry favour by putting the others down.
They cut out a row I saw last night between Angel and Lisa, where Angel claimed to be 'a professional doctor' when actually she'd just done a first aid course and Lisa called her up on it. That was quite good, not sure why they didn't show that, as it was quite interesting.
Not sure why Sree was calling Freddie Halfwit in the diary room?! Is that strictly necessary? Weird.
And finally, I'd like to give a shout out to Siavash's trousers. Word.
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Thursday, 11 June 2009
Wednesday, 10 June 2009
Big Brother 10: Sophia & Suffia get my vote
Noms! Yay, THAT'S what I'm talking about. Time to find out who hates who. Who's going to be the Victor of the group, giving it large in the DRC? And who's going to be a whiney cry-baby going 'I don't wanna do it... I like them all!' Spare us.
Did you clock Freddie touching Sophie up? Subtle.
Angel voted Sophie because she doesn't provide entertainment (i.e. because she's good-looking). And Sophia because she's an idiot or something. Her reasons were crap.
We didn't get to see Cairon's. Why! Oh God, Charlie's stepped up to the 'I don't want to do it' mark. Zzzz. Don't nominate Freddie!
Suffia; Charlie is NOT going to win this show, especially not with you on his tails.
When is that dog face thing going to end, it's tedium beyond words. It wasn't even funny three days ago. Interesting that Sophie doesn't like Charlie; good.
Also interesting that Freddie nominated Lisa; I find her a little dominating too. There's parts of her I like but parts that are quite annoying, like she knows it all at 35 or whatever she is. Sree is racking up the votes; that's going to make him even more schizo than normal.
She nominated him right back as well (apparently for thinking about what he says). And Karly for having tits and arse! Hold on, you're a lesbian, isn't that alright? Apparently not. Was quite funny when she called him Dip-Shit instead of Half-Wit though.
Sad to hear Sophie going on about the plastic surgery she wants and botox at 21. What a prick.
LOVED Marcus saying 'Sree hasn't been in an environment where there's lots of beautiful women around him getting ready... for me, it happens, I see it all the time.' Where?! Does Marcus have some secret hobbies we don't know about? Actually...! Oh my God, is he serious? 'The last thing I want is for any of the girls to fall for me,' Marcus. Stop worrying. I think you're safe. He's as deluded as Sree!
Please arrange for the immediate shooting of the next person who says 'It is what it is.' It means NOTHING. It is PATHETIC! ARGHHHHHHHH.
Hmm, bit disappointed with the noms, they are going for some of the most entertaining people. Surprised Siavash and Marcus didn't get more, though.
Angel is negative, but Rodrigo is positive to the point of being a Stepford Wife. I think Angel might be mildly mentally ill. She seems depressed.
Could Freddie's arm have looked any more awkward around Sophie? I feel sorry for him though; he's as hopeless as Sree in his own way. Strokey! She didn't look disgusted. I wonder if she was, or if in that house even a perv off a twat in a hat seems quite nice.
Sree's reaction to being called a motherfucker was a masterclass in manipulation, but I'm not sorry to see Sophia getting hers. Boo hoo. Look at Siavash with his hairy chest out! Blergh. Then later his look was peculiar, too. But fair enough to him for telling Sree to chill out. But he won't. And it will be his undoing.
Kris! Do something, you boring bastard. You're no better than Jack Tweed right now. He's a pretty ornament too, but I have no truck with that in a BB contestant. Oh, and then he said 'bird'. I prefer semi-racist grief-merchant Tweed to a sexist.
Urgh, and then his and Sophie's little feel up sesh. Bet she didn't tell him about the one with Freddie earlier. But is what she really wants Cairon? All will be revealed.
Did you clock Freddie touching Sophie up? Subtle.
Angel voted Sophie because she doesn't provide entertainment (i.e. because she's good-looking). And Sophia because she's an idiot or something. Her reasons were crap.
We didn't get to see Cairon's. Why! Oh God, Charlie's stepped up to the 'I don't want to do it' mark. Zzzz. Don't nominate Freddie!
Suffia; Charlie is NOT going to win this show, especially not with you on his tails.
When is that dog face thing going to end, it's tedium beyond words. It wasn't even funny three days ago. Interesting that Sophie doesn't like Charlie; good.
Also interesting that Freddie nominated Lisa; I find her a little dominating too. There's parts of her I like but parts that are quite annoying, like she knows it all at 35 or whatever she is. Sree is racking up the votes; that's going to make him even more schizo than normal.
She nominated him right back as well (apparently for thinking about what he says). And Karly for having tits and arse! Hold on, you're a lesbian, isn't that alright? Apparently not. Was quite funny when she called him Dip-Shit instead of Half-Wit though.
Sad to hear Sophie going on about the plastic surgery she wants and botox at 21. What a prick.
LOVED Marcus saying 'Sree hasn't been in an environment where there's lots of beautiful women around him getting ready... for me, it happens, I see it all the time.' Where?! Does Marcus have some secret hobbies we don't know about? Actually...! Oh my God, is he serious? 'The last thing I want is for any of the girls to fall for me,' Marcus. Stop worrying. I think you're safe. He's as deluded as Sree!
Please arrange for the immediate shooting of the next person who says 'It is what it is.' It means NOTHING. It is PATHETIC! ARGHHHHHHHH.
Hmm, bit disappointed with the noms, they are going for some of the most entertaining people. Surprised Siavash and Marcus didn't get more, though.
Angel is negative, but Rodrigo is positive to the point of being a Stepford Wife. I think Angel might be mildly mentally ill. She seems depressed.
Could Freddie's arm have looked any more awkward around Sophie? I feel sorry for him though; he's as hopeless as Sree in his own way. Strokey! She didn't look disgusted. I wonder if she was, or if in that house even a perv off a twat in a hat seems quite nice.
Sree's reaction to being called a motherfucker was a masterclass in manipulation, but I'm not sorry to see Sophia getting hers. Boo hoo. Look at Siavash with his hairy chest out! Blergh. Then later his look was peculiar, too. But fair enough to him for telling Sree to chill out. But he won't. And it will be his undoing.
Kris! Do something, you boring bastard. You're no better than Jack Tweed right now. He's a pretty ornament too, but I have no truck with that in a BB contestant. Oh, and then he said 'bird'. I prefer semi-racist grief-merchant Tweed to a sexist.
Urgh, and then his and Sophie's little feel up sesh. Bet she didn't tell him about the one with Freddie earlier. But is what she really wants Cairon? All will be revealed.
Tuesday, 9 June 2009
Big Brother 10: Sound like a pound
Urgh what's with that couch? The colour is vile. Did they get a discount round the back of DFS?
Someone tell Sree 'honest' is pronounced with a silent 'h'. Quick. It's only a matter of time before he's the new Stephan Capegoat in that house, I can see them pouring petrol over him and dancing round the garden. He's someone who has no awareness whatsoever of how he comes across. He'll get a good idea when he comes out though.
Freddie, you're not an anarchist, and neither do you know what an anarchist is. Oh god, a Tory anarchist. Brilliant. Rodrigo wants to meet the Queen. Why? She's not friendly. She's weird. A nice figure? Does Rodrigo know who the Queen is? Perhaps he's got her confused with John Barrowman.
Salad gate! Who gives a fuck? Freddie cares WAY too much what people think. He'll be next on the cull list after Sree. That singing doesn't help either.
Interesting when Sree was talking about an arranged marriage, shouldn't he have been married off by now at 25? I suspect he knows it might be his best option- I can't see any of the Big Brother lot falling for his charms. Still seemed sad, though. He's a mass of contradictions.
What is it with people giving out advice on this show? Angel has been pumping Rodrigo full of crap since day one, yesterdays lesson was 'avoid love and drugs'. Surely not.
Gurn Cotton's knowledge of the Nazis is worse than mine.
Surely Kris isn't going to go for Suffia? He's way out of her league, and I'm not just talking looks-wise either. Mind you, he seems fairly vacant so far. Maybe they can be cut-price Michelle Bass and Chicken Stu.
Why WAS Cairon washing Siavash's hair? I thought he was so anti-gay he didn't even like wiping his own bum. Oh, he's one of THOSE homophobes.
Lisa way to ruin the party, moaning at everyone for having a drink. Fuck off! I can't stand people who don't drink. I don't drink much, but I understand people would need to drink in that environment.
Oh dear; Marcus calling Sophie a 'tit-bird'. Disappointing. Lisa's face when Sree told her her heart was like a big tree was a picture. Sound like a pound! Ha.
I thought the girls looked good dressed up; Gurn Cotton is quite cute with all the black eyeliner and Sophie is generically pretty. Noireen I'm finding a little dull.
I don't like the way Cairon talked about the women, it was horrid. I thought Freddie was uncomfortable with it, too. Sree is too much the other way though; there's no room for a prude in the Big Brother house. I'd like to have seen more of that conversation; he has no right to tell someone what to wear, or call her naive, what an idiot. I didn't know Karly had a boyfriend. I couldn't personally be away from my boyfriend for that long, I'd shrivel up a bit. I'm glad Karly told Cairon about that. But if she really 'knows who she is' she wouldn't let a comment like that get to her.
Then Sree has his arm round Noireen, he takes the mick! He's WAY too touchy-feely.
Oh god, the dreaded age conversation... I'm 18, I'm 25, I'm 35, I'm older than you.. well I'm 105 and I've been around the block, and I know a thing or two about life. At the end of the day, that's just the kind of person I am.
Someone tell Sree 'honest' is pronounced with a silent 'h'. Quick. It's only a matter of time before he's the new Stephan Capegoat in that house, I can see them pouring petrol over him and dancing round the garden. He's someone who has no awareness whatsoever of how he comes across. He'll get a good idea when he comes out though.
Freddie, you're not an anarchist, and neither do you know what an anarchist is. Oh god, a Tory anarchist. Brilliant. Rodrigo wants to meet the Queen. Why? She's not friendly. She's weird. A nice figure? Does Rodrigo know who the Queen is? Perhaps he's got her confused with John Barrowman.
Salad gate! Who gives a fuck? Freddie cares WAY too much what people think. He'll be next on the cull list after Sree. That singing doesn't help either.
Interesting when Sree was talking about an arranged marriage, shouldn't he have been married off by now at 25? I suspect he knows it might be his best option- I can't see any of the Big Brother lot falling for his charms. Still seemed sad, though. He's a mass of contradictions.
What is it with people giving out advice on this show? Angel has been pumping Rodrigo full of crap since day one, yesterdays lesson was 'avoid love and drugs'. Surely not.
Gurn Cotton's knowledge of the Nazis is worse than mine.
Surely Kris isn't going to go for Suffia? He's way out of her league, and I'm not just talking looks-wise either. Mind you, he seems fairly vacant so far. Maybe they can be cut-price Michelle Bass and Chicken Stu.
Why WAS Cairon washing Siavash's hair? I thought he was so anti-gay he didn't even like wiping his own bum. Oh, he's one of THOSE homophobes.
Lisa way to ruin the party, moaning at everyone for having a drink. Fuck off! I can't stand people who don't drink. I don't drink much, but I understand people would need to drink in that environment.
Oh dear; Marcus calling Sophie a 'tit-bird'. Disappointing. Lisa's face when Sree told her her heart was like a big tree was a picture. Sound like a pound! Ha.
I thought the girls looked good dressed up; Gurn Cotton is quite cute with all the black eyeliner and Sophie is generically pretty. Noireen I'm finding a little dull.
I don't like the way Cairon talked about the women, it was horrid. I thought Freddie was uncomfortable with it, too. Sree is too much the other way though; there's no room for a prude in the Big Brother house. I'd like to have seen more of that conversation; he has no right to tell someone what to wear, or call her naive, what an idiot. I didn't know Karly had a boyfriend. I couldn't personally be away from my boyfriend for that long, I'd shrivel up a bit. I'm glad Karly told Cairon about that. But if she really 'knows who she is' she wouldn't let a comment like that get to her.
Then Sree has his arm round Noireen, he takes the mick! He's WAY too touchy-feely.
Oh god, the dreaded age conversation... I'm 18, I'm 25, I'm 35, I'm older than you.. well I'm 105 and I've been around the block, and I know a thing or two about life. At the end of the day, that's just the kind of person I am.
Monday, 8 June 2009
Big Brother 10: That's the sort of person I am
Suffia, Sophia, Sophie, fuck off! Too many Sssss, kick one out.
I can't believe they are arguing so much already. 'This is what I'm saying... at the end of the day... this is the kind of person I am..' ARGH!!!
How did Sophia stay in?! She's like a little fly buzzing around spreading cliches and pain in equal measure. Stamp on the fucker! She is VERY argumentative.
DOG EAT DOG. Viewer kill housemate, more like. 'It is what it is... people are people.' Could anyone in that house say something that isn't glib upon glib?
I'm not sure about Sree at the mo. He's obviously a complete geek, but is he a bit dodgy as well? He's definitely a bit touchy-feely and quite demanding. But he's also amusing.
I don't think Suffia gets that Freddie is mostly straight. I don't think she can understand the concept. Angel moaning at Siavash for swearing 'in front of the ladies'- spare me.
Bienazir barely even get featured in this episode! Cruel. Are Siavash and Ciaron the new jungle cats? Jungle kitties, more like. It's kind of cute they have got close so quick, though. Bromance!
Was Angel eating a raw egg? No wonder she looks like that. She is seriously paranoid about her appearance. I saw her on the live feed the other night mithering about how old and past it she was.
God, Sophia is SO annoying. 'My fun doesn't offend anyone.' Really. I beg to differ. Bring on the new spitgate, racism/homophobic gate, pow-pow-pow gate, an atomic bomb, something, anything, just to get rid of her. Oh god, now she's saying 'click'. It's CLIQUE!
Can Sophie really fancy Cairon?! He's a little boy! Oh dear, that's tragic.
I will say about BB I feel straight into it this year, I feel like I've got the measure of nearly everyone already. Which could be because there's not much to know. But you never know. (Except you do)
I can't believe they are arguing so much already. 'This is what I'm saying... at the end of the day... this is the kind of person I am..' ARGH!!!
How did Sophia stay in?! She's like a little fly buzzing around spreading cliches and pain in equal measure. Stamp on the fucker! She is VERY argumentative.
DOG EAT DOG. Viewer kill housemate, more like. 'It is what it is... people are people.' Could anyone in that house say something that isn't glib upon glib?
I'm not sure about Sree at the mo. He's obviously a complete geek, but is he a bit dodgy as well? He's definitely a bit touchy-feely and quite demanding. But he's also amusing.
I don't think Suffia gets that Freddie is mostly straight. I don't think she can understand the concept. Angel moaning at Siavash for swearing 'in front of the ladies'- spare me.
Bienazir barely even get featured in this episode! Cruel. Are Siavash and Ciaron the new jungle cats? Jungle kitties, more like. It's kind of cute they have got close so quick, though. Bromance!
Was Angel eating a raw egg? No wonder she looks like that. She is seriously paranoid about her appearance. I saw her on the live feed the other night mithering about how old and past it she was.
God, Sophia is SO annoying. 'My fun doesn't offend anyone.' Really. I beg to differ. Bring on the new spitgate, racism/homophobic gate, pow-pow-pow gate, an atomic bomb, something, anything, just to get rid of her. Oh god, now she's saying 'click'. It's CLIQUE!
Can Sophie really fancy Cairon?! He's a little boy! Oh dear, that's tragic.
I will say about BB I feel straight into it this year, I feel like I've got the measure of nearly everyone already. Which could be because there's not much to know. But you never know. (Except you do)
Sunday, 7 June 2009
Big Brother 10: It should have been Sophia
God how tedious was that Special Forces task yesterday? It told us nothing about the housemates. Please let Marcus stay in tonight! His cat biscuit liking was brilliant; 'not the tuna ones though' as is that absolved him.
Half-wit/ Dog-face; whatever. It's really juvenile. I actually find them calling her 'dog face' a bit offensive. Did you notice some of them didn't appear to know what a half-wit was? That's just terrifying.
The biscuit task made me laugh a little bit, espeically Angel saying she'd never done it before. How?!
What is with Sophia? Admittedly Suffia is a dick, but how did it start in the first place? Was it an argument about having virtually the same name? (Haha, she admitted this later)
Freddie is such an idiot, but there is something endearing about his dopey smile. Discussion of bi boyfriends- pros; at least threesomes wouldn't involve women! (that was my own, not theirs)
Ahhh it's a vote to SAVE the non-housemates on BB. Interesting. I hope Sophia goes (the little black girl who keeps bitching and because of the poor editing I can't work out why!) Sree; good time to start crying as the public vote begins!
Angel gets on my nerves. I saw her on live feed going on and on at Rodriges about girls; he's not straight, you idiot. Plus she keeps exercising. Stop! It doesn't make good TV.
Lisa; I think Jesus has better things to do than guide you towards becoming a millionaire; like not existing.
Urgh to people with plastic breasts letting people touch them! Well done, you're just a spectacle now, just a person full of plastic. That's the opposite of sexy.
Urgh to Sophia becoming a housemate! Did you hear that noise she made? Fuck you, British public! You're the same drones who voted Ulrika to win, no doubt. Boo!
Glad Bienazir went over Siavash as I haven't heard her say a single word yet. She took it well, though. Why did Davina interview her in a bus? Quite tragic that she was so interested in having a cup of tea over anything else. Plus talking about washing her hair... zzz. See ya.
Well, that's it. The first week is over. Now bring on the rucks!
Half-wit/ Dog-face; whatever. It's really juvenile. I actually find them calling her 'dog face' a bit offensive. Did you notice some of them didn't appear to know what a half-wit was? That's just terrifying.
The biscuit task made me laugh a little bit, espeically Angel saying she'd never done it before. How?!
What is with Sophia? Admittedly Suffia is a dick, but how did it start in the first place? Was it an argument about having virtually the same name? (Haha, she admitted this later)
Freddie is such an idiot, but there is something endearing about his dopey smile. Discussion of bi boyfriends- pros; at least threesomes wouldn't involve women! (that was my own, not theirs)
Ahhh it's a vote to SAVE the non-housemates on BB. Interesting. I hope Sophia goes (the little black girl who keeps bitching and because of the poor editing I can't work out why!) Sree; good time to start crying as the public vote begins!
Angel gets on my nerves. I saw her on live feed going on and on at Rodriges about girls; he's not straight, you idiot. Plus she keeps exercising. Stop! It doesn't make good TV.
Lisa; I think Jesus has better things to do than guide you towards becoming a millionaire; like not existing.
Urgh to people with plastic breasts letting people touch them! Well done, you're just a spectacle now, just a person full of plastic. That's the opposite of sexy.
Urgh to Sophia becoming a housemate! Did you hear that noise she made? Fuck you, British public! You're the same drones who voted Ulrika to win, no doubt. Boo!
Glad Bienazir went over Siavash as I haven't heard her say a single word yet. She took it well, though. Why did Davina interview her in a bus? Quite tragic that she was so interested in having a cup of tea over anything else. Plus talking about washing her hair... zzz. See ya.
Well, that's it. The first week is over. Now bring on the rucks!
Thursday, 4 June 2009
Big Brother 10: Launch Night: Smells Like Allied Carpets
I went to a Big Brother party tonight and brought my laptop! That's the kind of guest I am. We are drinking Corkys courtesy of JOTV, there's Haribo courtesy of Adam, and some other goodies, too.
Welcome to the Big Brother house. Modelled on the Countdown set. I don't care about the crates or the lack of furniture or the twists or Davina's gross outfit. Just give us the peoples! Strangely short lack of pre-amble at the beginning. Normally you have to suffer a good fifteen minutes of Davina going on about how amazing the house is.
1st in is Freddie who actually looks alright, I like the posh wankers, they are always good for a giggle. He wasn't as posh as Davina made out anyway.
Lisa, unemployed. Makes straight girls go gay! Hmm, not so much. At least the first two housemates look slightly interesting and like they might start a bit of a ruck. Reminds me of Pete but must just be the mohawk. Remnants of Tracey? Deal with it (urgh).
Sophie. Paris Hilton! She's quite cute. Will Lisa turn her gay? Hmm.
RIP Jade Goody sign! Tasteful.
Kris. Quite good looking, but bound to be a twat, so I'll reserve judgement for now. It's quite an indie crowd so far- I quite like them! Give me someone to hate!
Noirin. A Christian? Is she a Kenyan from Ireland? She's pretty.
Cairon. Science! I like his attitude, he'll either be pure evil or gold. James is calling him Fizzy Rascal. Is that racist?
Very impressed with the housemates so far.
Ahhhhh the first prick. Is that a woman? Fuck me. Dressed as a mime artist. Nice. At least we have someone to hate now.
Karly. Fearne Cotton! She looked better brunette. Crapper than Sophie! She likes footballers. Thought uni was full of weirdos. Good luck in Big Brother.
Marcus. Comic book geek. Set fire to his own face. Good! Nice ponytail. Lovely 2-bar fire.
Beinazir. Narinda! Kinga! Lipliner! I think I might be drunk.
Sophia. Lupus! None of us know what lupus is. Shrieky! Go away!
Rodrigo. pocket-sized gay! He's not gay? Are you sure?
Charlie! Actual gay. Chav. I'm struggling, I have to admit.
Saffia. Instant dislikings to her! Dental nurse/ independant mum. 120%! Lolz.
Sree! Virgin? Union jack shirt! When Morrissey does that, he's called a racist! When Geri Halliwell does that it's just plain bad taste.
Siavash. Nice tash! I made that Salvador Dali joke before Pete Burns.
Our picks to win: Adam: Marcus. Nic: Rodrigo. James: Marcus. JOTV: Rodrigo. Me: Rodrigo. Not much variety.
No disabled people... my friend Adam thinks a disabled person is someone who wears glasses!
I've eaten far too many Skips now. Help!
I like the Diary Room chair! It's lush. Rodrigo is cute! He's not straight. Is he? That first task is hard. Good on Noireen for going for it. Have you ever see so much faffing in all your life.
I thought Davina was amazingly restrained tonight. But then she was being a cock on BBBM. Bring back Jack Whitehall! Kill George Lamb!
So we have to vote the housemates in? Whatevers.
This blog was rubbish; but I took my laptop all the way to Bounds Green for it. I did my best, but the drinks were just too strong. If I get robbed on the way home, I blame you.
Welcome to the Big Brother house. Modelled on the Countdown set. I don't care about the crates or the lack of furniture or the twists or Davina's gross outfit. Just give us the peoples! Strangely short lack of pre-amble at the beginning. Normally you have to suffer a good fifteen minutes of Davina going on about how amazing the house is.
1st in is Freddie who actually looks alright, I like the posh wankers, they are always good for a giggle. He wasn't as posh as Davina made out anyway.
Lisa, unemployed. Makes straight girls go gay! Hmm, not so much. At least the first two housemates look slightly interesting and like they might start a bit of a ruck. Reminds me of Pete but must just be the mohawk. Remnants of Tracey? Deal with it (urgh).
Sophie. Paris Hilton! She's quite cute. Will Lisa turn her gay? Hmm.
RIP Jade Goody sign! Tasteful.
Kris. Quite good looking, but bound to be a twat, so I'll reserve judgement for now. It's quite an indie crowd so far- I quite like them! Give me someone to hate!
Noirin. A Christian? Is she a Kenyan from Ireland? She's pretty.
Cairon. Science! I like his attitude, he'll either be pure evil or gold. James is calling him Fizzy Rascal. Is that racist?
Very impressed with the housemates so far.
Ahhhhh the first prick. Is that a woman? Fuck me. Dressed as a mime artist. Nice. At least we have someone to hate now.
Karly. Fearne Cotton! She looked better brunette. Crapper than Sophie! She likes footballers. Thought uni was full of weirdos. Good luck in Big Brother.
Marcus. Comic book geek. Set fire to his own face. Good! Nice ponytail. Lovely 2-bar fire.
Beinazir. Narinda! Kinga! Lipliner! I think I might be drunk.
Sophia. Lupus! None of us know what lupus is. Shrieky! Go away!
Rodrigo. pocket-sized gay! He's not gay? Are you sure?
Charlie! Actual gay. Chav. I'm struggling, I have to admit.
Saffia. Instant dislikings to her! Dental nurse/ independant mum. 120%! Lolz.
Sree! Virgin? Union jack shirt! When Morrissey does that, he's called a racist! When Geri Halliwell does that it's just plain bad taste.
Siavash. Nice tash! I made that Salvador Dali joke before Pete Burns.
Our picks to win: Adam: Marcus. Nic: Rodrigo. James: Marcus. JOTV: Rodrigo. Me: Rodrigo. Not much variety.
No disabled people... my friend Adam thinks a disabled person is someone who wears glasses!
I've eaten far too many Skips now. Help!
I like the Diary Room chair! It's lush. Rodrigo is cute! He's not straight. Is he? That first task is hard. Good on Noireen for going for it. Have you ever see so much faffing in all your life.
I thought Davina was amazingly restrained tonight. But then she was being a cock on BBBM. Bring back Jack Whitehall! Kill George Lamb!
So we have to vote the housemates in? Whatevers.
This blog was rubbish; but I took my laptop all the way to Bounds Green for it. I did my best, but the drinks were just too strong. If I get robbed on the way home, I blame you.
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