Sorry my last blog ended abruptly. I said more about Kelly O not having even watched the show but anyhow.
Freddie and Lisa's chat: yeah he was being a bit annoying there. I'm not totally blind to the way his manner gets people's backs up.
Charlie's getting a bit porky in that house isn't he? Rodrigo couldn't take the high quality banter. I like his sulks.
I don't think rodrigo really minded being locked in the bathroom with sophie's bikini line. Sophie shut up about your chihuahua's life, you cliched little dimwit.
Karly and Lisa's face after Sree went was ace. I feel like the misfits could win with Noirin on side. I don't blame Freddie for rubbing it in.
Siavash is right though; Sree will be missed. HONestly.
Is rodrigo falling for Charlie? How could Freddie fancy someone who doesn't know what ambiguity means? Was Freddie smashed? His seduction technique was poor. Charlie was doing well not to run away screaming.
I prefer it when my opinion on housemates is more fluid and changes from week to week, lines have been too clearly drawn into black and white this time round.
Marcous: Noirin, please prostitute yourself for beer. Noirin: OK.
Did Kris pat Karly on the arse? I'd nut him if he did that to me. Rodrigo wad a smooth operator getting in on beergate. But who's beer was it? Ah marcouses.
The only way they can give that back is to regurgitate it.
Don't be greedy marcous, let us punch Kris too.
Rodrigo is getting mega pissy in the house now! Good, his happy happy house persona was mega dull. Is it cos he's in love with Charlie tho? Is Charlie the new Noirin?
I'm not even sure what Rodrigo was on about; but I liked it. He made Charlie cry! Pure joy! Rodrigo to win! Yessssss!
Rodrigo is like an angry bumblebee, all cos Charlie said he had a funny name. Gay drama!
Charlie, take off freddie's hat: it's the hat of doom!
Oh god marcus leave the woman alone. She's not a creature, she just a narky woman and she is not interested in you.
It really was just the can of cider.
At last: the worm has turned. I have only 50% of a clue of what went on tonight, but the shiteaters were suffering at the hands of the goodies. Hurrah.
Saturday, 4 July 2009
Big brother 10: mobile blogging 2- personally me
Sorry for the delay on this 2nd bit, there was an unexpected incident that took precedence. More important that BB? I know, weird.
So now I'm watching the sanitised Saturday repeat zone! Please do not bleep. I don't trust my iPhone and I don't trust blog writer lite. It's free and it's shit.
Sree, the sun ain't out. Honestly. Take the glasses off. He didn't look as broken as I expected though. Or did he? He looked kinda tearful in the interview. His speech looked planned. I like his sparkly shirt.
Yay Kelly osbourne telling sree he doesnt know when to shut up. Lol. Personally me. Check. 85% of the vote even after marcous gate! Hehe.
Interesting that they showed him the noms this time. It was a big fuck up cutting that out before. In fact this who interview format makes when they changed the countdown colours from a sedate blue to garish fuschia stripes look like a well-thought out decision.
I don't care what that toothy bint has to say-she's ok on bblb but not for this show.
Sree was under the cosh a bit in that interview and davina was quite hard on him. He was a little runt but he had his moments. The Noirin thing was kind of sad.
So now I'm watching the sanitised Saturday repeat zone! Please do not bleep. I don't trust my iPhone and I don't trust blog writer lite. It's free and it's shit.
Sree, the sun ain't out. Honestly. Take the glasses off. He didn't look as broken as I expected though. Or did he? He looked kinda tearful in the interview. His speech looked planned. I like his sparkly shirt.
Yay Kelly osbourne telling sree he doesnt know when to shut up. Lol. Personally me. Check. 85% of the vote even after marcous gate! Hehe.
Interesting that they showed him the noms this time. It was a big fuck up cutting that out before. In fact this who interview format makes when they changed the countdown colours from a sedate blue to garish fuschia stripes look like a well-thought out decision.
I don't care what that toothy bint has to say-she's ok on bblb but not for this show.
Sree was under the cosh a bit in that interview and davina was quite hard on him. He was a little runt but he had his moments. The Noirin thing was kind of sad.
Friday, 3 July 2009
Big brother 10: mobile blogging 1- that fucking toerag
I'm away but mobile blogging so bear with me, I've already lost half of what I've written and it was fookin gold. This is dedication.
Marcus's pow pow pow moment was a storm in a tea cup: they take the piss out of freddies accent constantly. Glad he stood up for himself. Sree tried to squeeze a few tears out though, god love him.
Christ: they've bullie freddie relentlessly in a pack for weeks, Marcus does one Sreepersonation and gets a warning.
I guess it was the danny dyer style 'i'll see you ahtside' thing wot did him.
What does a formal warning mean anyway? Is it just one given to you whilst wearing black tie?
LOVED Marcus refusing to take the warning on the chin. His logic was mega warped. I do hate much about Mar-cous! (as rodrigo would say) but at least he fights his corner and provides the lols.
'That little piss-ant- I could really honestly kill him with my eyebrow' is probably the best line ever spoken in that diary room.
Fair play to him for daring to stand up to BB! It makes a change. He is borderline offensive/daily mailesque but I like that in a BB contestant. Freddie, Siavash & Marcus are my top 3 right now. Siavash don't play the card. Adam and Joe said the the other week that the only accent it's ok to impersonate is French!
Ooh sophies fringe is cool. Sree looks twitchy.
I'm gonna post this now in case it combusts. Back for the eviction.
Marcus's pow pow pow moment was a storm in a tea cup: they take the piss out of freddies accent constantly. Glad he stood up for himself. Sree tried to squeeze a few tears out though, god love him.
Christ: they've bullie freddie relentlessly in a pack for weeks, Marcus does one Sreepersonation and gets a warning.
I guess it was the danny dyer style 'i'll see you ahtside' thing wot did him.
What does a formal warning mean anyway? Is it just one given to you whilst wearing black tie?
LOVED Marcus refusing to take the warning on the chin. His logic was mega warped. I do hate much about Mar-cous! (as rodrigo would say) but at least he fights his corner and provides the lols.
'That little piss-ant- I could really honestly kill him with my eyebrow' is probably the best line ever spoken in that diary room.
Fair play to him for daring to stand up to BB! It makes a change. He is borderline offensive/daily mailesque but I like that in a BB contestant. Freddie, Siavash & Marcus are my top 3 right now. Siavash don't play the card. Adam and Joe said the the other week that the only accent it's ok to impersonate is French!
Ooh sophies fringe is cool. Sree looks twitchy.
I'm gonna post this now in case it combusts. Back for the eviction.
Thursday, 2 July 2009
Big Brother 10: These people have got their own brains
Here we go again, it's bullying hour!
Do you think Siavash has had his love of clothes beaten out of him yet?
Charlie has never seen someone be nasty to Freddie. Shoulda gone to Specsavers. Freddie was brave taking on the holy trinity of cuntville. I just get this sick feeling in my stomach with it all now.
'Sree you're doing brilliant.' No Lisa, he isn't.
I'm glad they ate the ice-cream. As an aside, people who have sauce on ice-cream are morally WRONG. Siavash looked a bit Jesus-like posing in his snail costume.
Marcus's painting was pretty cool. All those years painting World of Warcraft figures weren't wasted after all. Bless him, he thought the art critic really liked it, but he just liked it above a shit-coloured splodge and a childishly drawn face.
God, Karly is such a sour-faced, cruel, nasty, unpleasant person. I pity her boyfriend. I hate her nearly as much as Kris. No one can justify their hatred of Freddie, which is why they get so frustrated with him, because he holds a mirror up to how unfair they are being. 'You'll see when you get out,' said Karly, sinisterly. No, YOU'LL see, you rancid old cunt. When she called him vindictive it was the biggest example of transference I've ever seen in my life.
Lisa will never get it. Never. Charlie; 'These people have got their own brains.' No. No they haven't. Dear Lord, if someone stuck up for Freddie I'd probably drop down dead with shock. The fact we are accepting Siavash's and Marcus's half-hearted, behind-closed-doors crumbs they throw him on occasion proves just how bad the situation is.
I don't even see Kris, Karly, Charlie, Sophie and Lisa as housemates anymore, they are just hate-filled bags of shit with mouths.
I like it when Rodrigo gets ratty. It proves he's alive! I hate all this gameplan talk. It's boring.
Oh my god, Big Brother actually stood up for Freddie. Try stopping calling him Halfwit next, because it's about as funny as suicide bombing, and just as unfashionable.
Oh my God, they've realised they are bullying him then, because why would they say 'if I were him I would leave'? That's what they want, they just want to break him.
If that's Freddie's idea of a great day, those stereo-less parties really aren't as good as he makes out. He's off his head, he's got skin thicker than Sophie and Kris' future offspring.
Karly envisaging him going; nice try, love. He'll be there long after they've kicked your spiteful arse out. If I was Fearne Cotton, I'd go annoy an angry dog, just so I could have a face transplant and not have to look like you anymore.
Do you think Siavash has had his love of clothes beaten out of him yet?
Charlie has never seen someone be nasty to Freddie. Shoulda gone to Specsavers. Freddie was brave taking on the holy trinity of cuntville. I just get this sick feeling in my stomach with it all now.
'Sree you're doing brilliant.' No Lisa, he isn't.
I'm glad they ate the ice-cream. As an aside, people who have sauce on ice-cream are morally WRONG. Siavash looked a bit Jesus-like posing in his snail costume.
Marcus's painting was pretty cool. All those years painting World of Warcraft figures weren't wasted after all. Bless him, he thought the art critic really liked it, but he just liked it above a shit-coloured splodge and a childishly drawn face.
God, Karly is such a sour-faced, cruel, nasty, unpleasant person. I pity her boyfriend. I hate her nearly as much as Kris. No one can justify their hatred of Freddie, which is why they get so frustrated with him, because he holds a mirror up to how unfair they are being. 'You'll see when you get out,' said Karly, sinisterly. No, YOU'LL see, you rancid old cunt. When she called him vindictive it was the biggest example of transference I've ever seen in my life.
Lisa will never get it. Never. Charlie; 'These people have got their own brains.' No. No they haven't. Dear Lord, if someone stuck up for Freddie I'd probably drop down dead with shock. The fact we are accepting Siavash's and Marcus's half-hearted, behind-closed-doors crumbs they throw him on occasion proves just how bad the situation is.
I don't even see Kris, Karly, Charlie, Sophie and Lisa as housemates anymore, they are just hate-filled bags of shit with mouths.
I like it when Rodrigo gets ratty. It proves he's alive! I hate all this gameplan talk. It's boring.
Oh my god, Big Brother actually stood up for Freddie. Try stopping calling him Halfwit next, because it's about as funny as suicide bombing, and just as unfashionable.
Oh my God, they've realised they are bullying him then, because why would they say 'if I were him I would leave'? That's what they want, they just want to break him.
If that's Freddie's idea of a great day, those stereo-less parties really aren't as good as he makes out. He's off his head, he's got skin thicker than Sophie and Kris' future offspring.
Karly envisaging him going; nice try, love. He'll be there long after they've kicked your spiteful arse out. If I was Fearne Cotton, I'd go annoy an angry dog, just so I could have a face transplant and not have to look like you anymore.
Big Brother 10: I'm 200% staying
I could barely stand blogging it tonight; the bastard factor towards Freddie was just too much. But then things happened I wanted to comment on, so I guess something's working in a weird way.
It's actually uncomfortable to watch now. Fetch my gun; Karly needs a bullet in the head (and lets just tape her mouth up whilst we're at it). Her attitude in that task stank. Rodrigo's singing was funny though, but he's such a prima-donna.
I liked it when Freddie went to the toilet and effectively spoke to 'us'. He knows what's going on, and it's not a gameplan, Lisa, you mouth-on-a-stick, it's called having a brain. If he can stick it out, the world's his.
Freddie trying to reason with Kris was just painful. Kris is just a cunt, that's all he is, just pondlife. If I was his mother and I'd given birth to such a vacuous troll, I'd be forced to invent time-travel and fuck off back to 1985 to get sterilised. Freddie isn't patronising you, you're just an amoeba, curly top. How can Freddie keep calm? Three people took a pop at him in one day! Then Kris goes, 'you've been up three times'. He's also been SAVED three times. Make that four this friday.
Omg Sree in the ice cream task. What a disaster. He was a disaster awake, and a double-disaster half asleep. Some people just can't function first thing, can they? I like the fact Marcus was still being acerbic despite being half asleep.
Siavash provided the lols again, but walked off when Kris started, so minus points for that.
I just started following Davina on FB. She had a go at Kris. Good. Having said that, Davina should be impartial, but Big Mouth has destroyed that myth anyway.
It's actually uncomfortable to watch now. Fetch my gun; Karly needs a bullet in the head (and lets just tape her mouth up whilst we're at it). Her attitude in that task stank. Rodrigo's singing was funny though, but he's such a prima-donna.
I liked it when Freddie went to the toilet and effectively spoke to 'us'. He knows what's going on, and it's not a gameplan, Lisa, you mouth-on-a-stick, it's called having a brain. If he can stick it out, the world's his.
Freddie trying to reason with Kris was just painful. Kris is just a cunt, that's all he is, just pondlife. If I was his mother and I'd given birth to such a vacuous troll, I'd be forced to invent time-travel and fuck off back to 1985 to get sterilised. Freddie isn't patronising you, you're just an amoeba, curly top. How can Freddie keep calm? Three people took a pop at him in one day! Then Kris goes, 'you've been up three times'. He's also been SAVED three times. Make that four this friday.
Omg Sree in the ice cream task. What a disaster. He was a disaster awake, and a double-disaster half asleep. Some people just can't function first thing, can they? I like the fact Marcus was still being acerbic despite being half asleep.
Siavash provided the lols again, but walked off when Kris started, so minus points for that.
I just started following Davina on FB. She had a go at Kris. Good. Having said that, Davina should be impartial, but Big Mouth has destroyed that myth anyway.
Tuesday, 30 June 2009
Big Brother 10: Yes Sree Can
I did begin blogging yesterday but it was so tedious I just gave up. Kris was exceptionally nasty to Freddie, I know that much.
Nominations! Time for Charlie to act the goat. Hmm, Siavash; another interesting outsider chosen. It's bland or bugger off in that place.
Halfwit has missed a trick nominating Lisa in my opinion. How can he not have nominated Kris? Still, I'd be happy to see Lisa up.
Here's an aside. McCoys... man's crisps... what a load of bullshit. I've been eating that shit for years, and I aint no geezer. They'll have Danny Dyer advertising them next. 'Here...'
Unimaginative housemates nominating Freddie. Don't they get it yet?
How come Sophie gets drinks for free? It's not because she's a girl, it's because she doesn't wear much. There's a difference.
Sree doesn't even know when to shut up around nomination time. He's relentless.
I'm not even commenting on the Jedi/Phillipines conversation, it's beneath contempt.
Noirin FINALLY nominated Sree! Thank God. Rodrigo's reason for nominating Freddie was rubbish.
YAY Siavash nominated KRIS! Hallelujah! Siavash just pitched his tent on the side of good. He's now in my top three. Yesssssss! Buh bye Sree! Although I'd still rather see six other people go before Sree.
Sree nommed Noirin. Shame he's not going to be around to make that count later.
This programme seemed exceptionally long. The last half an hour was pretty pointless. I feel like the producers have given up, like they've forgotten to put new housemates in, or rejig the noms. There was one year when you couldn't move for nomination 'twists'. Where are they now, to oust the numpties?
Nominations! Time for Charlie to act the goat. Hmm, Siavash; another interesting outsider chosen. It's bland or bugger off in that place.
Halfwit has missed a trick nominating Lisa in my opinion. How can he not have nominated Kris? Still, I'd be happy to see Lisa up.
Here's an aside. McCoys... man's crisps... what a load of bullshit. I've been eating that shit for years, and I aint no geezer. They'll have Danny Dyer advertising them next. 'Here...'
Unimaginative housemates nominating Freddie. Don't they get it yet?
How come Sophie gets drinks for free? It's not because she's a girl, it's because she doesn't wear much. There's a difference.
Sree doesn't even know when to shut up around nomination time. He's relentless.
I'm not even commenting on the Jedi/Phillipines conversation, it's beneath contempt.
Noirin FINALLY nominated Sree! Thank God. Rodrigo's reason for nominating Freddie was rubbish.
YAY Siavash nominated KRIS! Hallelujah! Siavash just pitched his tent on the side of good. He's now in my top three. Yesssssss! Buh bye Sree! Although I'd still rather see six other people go before Sree.
Sree nommed Noirin. Shame he's not going to be around to make that count later.
This programme seemed exceptionally long. The last half an hour was pretty pointless. I feel like the producers have given up, like they've forgotten to put new housemates in, or rejig the noms. There was one year when you couldn't move for nomination 'twists'. Where are they now, to oust the numpties?
Saturday, 27 June 2009
Big Brother 10: He's eating my brain
Shame I was in no state to do a blog yesterday; the eviction night was good TV. Rodrigo finally showed his teeth last night and I saw a glint in his eye that has been absent for the past few weeks. If he keeps getting involved in fights (on the side of good) and Freddie keeps endlessly banging on about how he's safe each week (and pissing off the viewers), we could finally have a race on our hands.
Sad to see Angel go. Did she say she was 'back from the future' in her eviction interview. Cuckoo! Big mistake having her leave; big, big mistake. And I won't forget it!
Siavash went up in my estimation trying to explain to dur-brain Marcus about third world debt. Marcus showed himself to be a moron. If Siavash picks the right side (ie. the individuals) he could go a long way. At the moment he's spreading himself too thinly, and the housemates will eventually turn unless they feel he's loyal.
Kris; 'Freddie wants to get to know me but there's nothing to know.' How true, and what a thing to be proud of. So handsome he never bothered to develop a personality, except one that makes cunty comments all the time. Shame. I think he'll get a shock when he leaves. Does he not get it; the public are voting for Freddie to survive! Do they not see that Freddie being that underdog gives him a position of great power with the viewers? I mean, what reason do we have for voting Kris to win in 2 months time? Cos he had nice hair?
Marcus's slavering over Noirin is actually starting to make me feel physically sick. Cock blocking beats!
Sree and Marcus trying to show off about doing press-ups was fucking dull.
Garlic gate; zzz. Sree is a cunt. His reaction about that garlic thing was pathetic. Freddie needs back up, big time. He aint getting it from those bleating twats. Lisa complained about the food but Freddie still got it in the neck for actually eating it.
I thought Marcus and Freddie's conversation was a bit close to the nomination bone. But I don't think they'd dare stop Freddie and Marcus from voting.
Literally the only interesting thing about Sophie is she gets drunk really quick. I dont think I've ever got that drunk in my life, not even when I was 14.
Charlie isn't as stupid as he acts, ingratiating himself with Freddie, when Kris is too thick to bother. Can the thickies be defeated? Put in a couple of new housemates, and let's see.
Sad to see Angel go. Did she say she was 'back from the future' in her eviction interview. Cuckoo! Big mistake having her leave; big, big mistake. And I won't forget it!
Siavash went up in my estimation trying to explain to dur-brain Marcus about third world debt. Marcus showed himself to be a moron. If Siavash picks the right side (ie. the individuals) he could go a long way. At the moment he's spreading himself too thinly, and the housemates will eventually turn unless they feel he's loyal.
Kris; 'Freddie wants to get to know me but there's nothing to know.' How true, and what a thing to be proud of. So handsome he never bothered to develop a personality, except one that makes cunty comments all the time. Shame. I think he'll get a shock when he leaves. Does he not get it; the public are voting for Freddie to survive! Do they not see that Freddie being that underdog gives him a position of great power with the viewers? I mean, what reason do we have for voting Kris to win in 2 months time? Cos he had nice hair?
Marcus's slavering over Noirin is actually starting to make me feel physically sick. Cock blocking beats!
Sree and Marcus trying to show off about doing press-ups was fucking dull.
Garlic gate; zzz. Sree is a cunt. His reaction about that garlic thing was pathetic. Freddie needs back up, big time. He aint getting it from those bleating twats. Lisa complained about the food but Freddie still got it in the neck for actually eating it.
I thought Marcus and Freddie's conversation was a bit close to the nomination bone. But I don't think they'd dare stop Freddie and Marcus from voting.
Literally the only interesting thing about Sophie is she gets drunk really quick. I dont think I've ever got that drunk in my life, not even when I was 14.
Charlie isn't as stupid as he acts, ingratiating himself with Freddie, when Kris is too thick to bother. Can the thickies be defeated? Put in a couple of new housemates, and let's see.
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