Friday, 20 July 2012

Big Brother 13: Fucking hell, you weird bitch

I just watched a bit of Braxton Family Values. It was an eye-opener.com.
Anyway, let's see another undeserving person thrown out of the happy, happy house. Me and my friends who are round (alright, my boyfriend and my only friend who's round) sort of want Luke A to stay, but agree he needs to get his game together. I am so 50/50 on it, I just can't decide. Either is the wrong result, and the final will be full of baddies. The only solace I suppose is that they'll all get 5 minute interviews.
My BFF thinks Caroline is funny and 'the most entertaining - but cruel'! Goodness me.
My boyfriend just pointed out that 'someone has Ribena as their night drink.' That can't be good for your teeth. Good luck with merging in with the douche crowd, Adam. My BFF said, 'you're better off being yourself' and she's right. 
LOL, why is Ashleigh telling Luke S he's got a small willy and Conor's got a big 'un? That was actually quite funny for her.
Why is Adam handcuffing Deana? Lauren in the DR: 'awkward.' Awkward is too overused. I don't believe you can just declare yourself 'one of the lads', either.
What is this 'Jersey brand of cigarettes'? Does it have a cow on it? #racist
I like Adam refusing to integrate. My BFF just pointed out that it seems like no one has had a good time in that house. It has been the most sour series ever.
Luke A - please cheer up and stop feeling sorry for yourself. It's quite tedious to watch.
You do lie detector! This task would have been more interesting with Adam. I still don't get the Sara/ Deana best friends thing. Sara seems to be answering quite honestly. Well, well, well. You were LYING, etc.
My boyfriend just declared: 'Pete Waterman is the best songwriter in the world and Michaela Strachan taught how to read using The Sun newspaper.' What the fucking fuck?
Adam takes things a bit too personally. Who cares if he's the least person she'd like to be stuck in the house with? I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
Is Sara really saying she fancies Conor? UGH. Ashleigh: 'Conor's absolutely stunning.' If you like Desperate Dan with spray-on hair, I guess.
So Lauren bit the dust. They didn't even show Luke's face. The camera angles have been shit this year. Lauren should not be going before 90% of that house. A very subdued eviction, I think. 
I'm on the live feed now. LOL to the 'get Caroline out' chants. Giggle, giggle. Luke A: time to fix up and look sharp. Him, Adam and Deana need to get their heads together fast and start shit-stirring about two housemates fast (without saying the word 'nomination' - it's not that difficult).
What's that white suit Adam's wearing? Ashleigh actually looks quite nice tonight. Shame about the genetics.
Why is Conor always wearing Aztec prints? Why is no one saying anything? This live feed is dregs. I want to know what conversation Adam and Lauren were having outside, ffs.
And we're back in the room. Just watched Brand X in the meantime, it was a lot better than the Sexy Ads show.
Don't think much to Luke A's outfit. Two dreary shades of black on your potential eviction night? Snooze.
Another win for Team Cunt. Lauren is getting cheered. Hope Ashleigh can hear that. She got a great reception. I'm glad Lauren's out of there in a way. Who wants to live with that rotten lot anyway? WTF did she do to deserve 7 nominations?
Lauren: 'after everyone's heard everyone's stories...' We never get to hear anyone's stories. It's horrid showing her that 'spoon' thing; her basically being dehumanised. Why are they focusing on Caroline so much? Ashleigh hated her just as much, if not more. Why haven't they focused on that more? Caroline is clearly the fall guy this week; bet you a million pounds everyone puts Caroline up this week; she's an easy target now.
Lauren's loving the Adam clips. They didn't show him saying he's got a hard-on. What's the porno music?
I knew Brian was going to say Lauren was leading Adam on. Brian always has a go at the wrong person.
Lauren was classy in her interview. But I was depressed about her comment that all girls talk about is make-up. Fuck off. 
Quite sad, really. She should have been in the final. It's going to be such a grim final. It's going to be Frankie Cocozza and Denise Welch all over again. But times five.
Did Brian just say Kirk Norcross was hot? My boyfriend's reaction to that was: 'well some gay men like homophobes.' Ah, that little bit of live feed was good because you can see the outsiders have been buoyed by it a bit. Deana; 'we need to join forces'. Correct. Go under the covers. Write it on a piece of paper in eyeliner. Whisper in the toilets. Just align your fucking votes this week; please. It's your last chance.

No comments: