Friday, 15 January 2010

Celebrity Big Brother 7: It's like an AA meeting

Corned beef legs for the last time! I wish it wasn't a double eviction tonight as I only want Baby Sovereign to go. But thems the breaks, as Molko whined.
I think Dame Bowers in quite well liked in that house. It's often the way that someone who's dull viewing is actually a useful foil in the house. I think he's treading on Vinnie's toes a bit. I'd like to see him beat Vinnie, that'd give everyone a shake up. I don't think that's gonna happen, though.
Vinnie Jones is NOT as famous as OJ. Even if Vinnie murdered his wife, he'd still be a tedious bonehead. The corned beef was 'a turning point'! Brandon Flowers would have something to say about that.
Vinnie, you're a control freak! Kitchen wars are tedious. Bring back Science! He knew how to finish an argument by repeating the same statement for three hours on end- d'ya get me? Sisqo and Dame perving on Steph was funny.
What is macheesemo?! Baldwin is OK in the diary room. He is charasmatic, he's just cuntismatic too. Will Dame take on Vinnie? I wouldn't bet on it, but he is running his mouth a bit more this week.
Ham watch! Nicola has marked your card, Stephanie. Can't believe Vinnie got no votes last week, he's definitely going to be up for eviction next week.
Vinnie wagging Nicola out! She's an easy target. What is his problem? Vinnie might as well go menace a puppy.
Baldwin's moral dilemma time! I think he lost Alex from the first sentence. Why is Baldwin obsessed with loved ones being murdered? It's more than disturbing. Alex is the new God. All hail. I think Alex might murder Stephen instead, and who could blame him?
Luckily I started watching BB late so I got to forwards through what looked like an excruciating advert.
Kat's back in the Jonas crook! Didn't see that coming. Vinnie is such a wind-up about Alex, it's not nice. He's passive aggressive. Steph is such a patronising cow, too. Nicola is harmless!
Jonas' sex talk was funny! Steph is one stuck-up bitch! I've heard her talk about racy things in there lots of times. Half a year- heh. See what you're missing out on, Kat.
Alex and 'inquisitive mind' don't go hand-in-hand in my head. Is Alex going to give himself to Jesus? Of course Baldwin is supporting you, he's trying to brainwash you, you douche.
I take it Jonas doesn't have the bad jeans on today then. I thought cats didn't like water? Hanky spanky!
The thought of either massaging someone's feet or having my feet massaged makes me want to vomit profusely. I'd kick you in the fucking face. Haha, Kat was so jealous! That was funny. All Bassy needs to do is wind her up a bit. But it's all relative as she's out of here.
What did the voice of God say to Stephen Baldwin? Stop/ or start taking the tablets, I suspect.
Vinnie's piss-taking was pathetic and disrespectful. If he's going to take him down, take him DOWN. Don't do the Alex treatment.
Dane's life motto: everyone's a cunt. Well, everyone he's ever met, anyway.
2nd show! Has Heidi dressed up for the eviction? I doubt it. Don't let the Kat out! Jonas was smirking. I'll miss Kat a bit. Her antics were entertaining and I liked her clothes. Boooooooo! Give 'em the finger.
She only had three nominations, that wasn't that bad. Why are they doing the best bits now? This show is mangled.
Stephanie: 'Our little Russian is just a user'. Ouch!
It must have been hard to watch those clips for her. You could tell she looked nervous. Telling off from Davina! Whatever, Davina, stick it up your arse. I liked Katia's sulky teenager act in the chair. She didn't even get to see her own best bits! Is there even a studio audience? At least there's no eviction panel gobbling up airtime. Another bad idea silently swept under the carpet, like Horne and Corden hosting BBBM.
No way! Can't believe Heidi went over Sov. Sov's an idiot-hole. That is a major fuck-up. Rubbish. Why the fuck is she getting booed? She's cool! Stephanie is going to be GUNNING for Sov! She'll be fuming.
Heidi had it made in there getting people to run around after her. Why have they put all these special effects on the best bits?
'Thank God for abortion'! I forgot about that. Fabulous. Her one-liners were ace. At least she said what everyone was thinking!
'Stephanie's got some issues'- haha! I liked Heidi a lot. She was real. I really can't believe she's gone. Baby Sov; you suck. Get rid.

3 comments:

John said...

I'll admit Sov's been twattish, and yes Heidi rocks, but this is SUCH a better outcome. If Heidi would've stayed over the "idiots" Vinnie would've continued his dominance. Not only has he lost an allie but this result will totally throw the house. Sov will probably lord it over everyone in an annoying manner too. This is a step forward, trust me!

- JOTV

John said...

But if it makes you feel better I just found out there was only 2% between Heidi and The Sov!

- JOTV

* (asterisk) said...

I liked the result, personally. Also, pedantry: I think Heidi said it was like an NA meeting, actually, and then added, "Narcotics Anonymous."