Corned beef legs for the last time! I wish it wasn't a double eviction tonight as I only want Baby Sovereign to go. But thems the breaks, as Molko whined.
I think Dame Bowers in quite well liked in that house. It's often the way that someone who's dull viewing is actually a useful foil in the house. I think he's treading on Vinnie's toes a bit. I'd like to see him beat Vinnie, that'd give everyone a shake up. I don't think that's gonna happen, though.
Vinnie Jones is NOT as famous as OJ. Even if Vinnie murdered his wife, he'd still be a tedious bonehead. The corned beef was 'a turning point'! Brandon Flowers would have something to say about that.
Vinnie, you're a control freak! Kitchen wars are tedious. Bring back Science! He knew how to finish an argument by repeating the same statement for three hours on end- d'ya get me? Sisqo and Dame perving on Steph was funny.
What is macheesemo?! Baldwin is OK in the diary room. He is charasmatic, he's just cuntismatic too. Will Dame take on Vinnie? I wouldn't bet on it, but he is running his mouth a bit more this week.
Ham watch! Nicola has marked your card, Stephanie. Can't believe Vinnie got no votes last week, he's definitely going to be up for eviction next week.
Vinnie wagging Nicola out! She's an easy target. What is his problem? Vinnie might as well go menace a puppy.
Baldwin's moral dilemma time! I think he lost Alex from the first sentence. Why is Baldwin obsessed with loved ones being murdered? It's more than disturbing. Alex is the new God. All hail. I think Alex might murder Stephen instead, and who could blame him?
Luckily I started watching BB late so I got to forwards through what looked like an excruciating advert.
Kat's back in the Jonas crook! Didn't see that coming. Vinnie is such a wind-up about Alex, it's not nice. He's passive aggressive. Steph is such a patronising cow, too. Nicola is harmless!
Jonas' sex talk was funny! Steph is one stuck-up bitch! I've heard her talk about racy things in there lots of times. Half a year- heh. See what you're missing out on, Kat.
Alex and 'inquisitive mind' don't go hand-in-hand in my head. Is Alex going to give himself to Jesus? Of course Baldwin is supporting you, he's trying to brainwash you, you douche.
I take it Jonas doesn't have the bad jeans on today then. I thought cats didn't like water? Hanky spanky!
The thought of either massaging someone's feet or having my feet massaged makes me want to vomit profusely. I'd kick you in the fucking face. Haha, Kat was so jealous! That was funny. All Bassy needs to do is wind her up a bit. But it's all relative as she's out of here.
What did the voice of God say to Stephen Baldwin? Stop/ or start taking the tablets, I suspect.
Vinnie's piss-taking was pathetic and disrespectful. If he's going to take him down, take him DOWN. Don't do the Alex treatment.
Dane's life motto: everyone's a cunt. Well, everyone he's ever met, anyway.
2nd show! Has Heidi dressed up for the eviction? I doubt it. Don't let the Kat out! Jonas was smirking. I'll miss Kat a bit. Her antics were entertaining and I liked her clothes. Boooooooo! Give 'em the finger.
She only had three nominations, that wasn't that bad. Why are they doing the best bits now? This show is mangled.
Stephanie: 'Our little Russian is just a user'. Ouch!
It must have been hard to watch those clips for her. You could tell she looked nervous. Telling off from Davina! Whatever, Davina, stick it up your arse. I liked Katia's sulky teenager act in the chair. She didn't even get to see her own best bits! Is there even a studio audience? At least there's no eviction panel gobbling up airtime. Another bad idea silently swept under the carpet, like Horne and Corden hosting BBBM.
No way! Can't believe Heidi went over Sov. Sov's an idiot-hole. That is a major fuck-up. Rubbish. Why the fuck is she getting booed? She's cool! Stephanie is going to be GUNNING for Sov! She'll be fuming.
Heidi had it made in there getting people to run around after her. Why have they put all these special effects on the best bits?
'Thank God for abortion'! I forgot about that. Fabulous. Her one-liners were ace. At least she said what everyone was thinking!
'Stephanie's got some issues'- haha! I liked Heidi a lot. She was real. I really can't believe she's gone. Baby Sov; you suck. Get rid.
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Friday, 15 January 2010
Thursday, 14 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: Intergalactically, don't say stupid stuff
Fixed my telly today so don't have to watch BB on my laptop anymore. It was just a bit of wiring jiggery-pokery.
Vinnie and Stephanie plotting! What time in the morning are they bitching together? Kat and Jonas weren't under the covers again! The Farting classes! Meow.
Heidi reminds me of Courtney Love a bit and it's not just the lips. She's very straight-up. I agreed with Kat when she said 'you're not going to stay with someone because everyone else likes her'. Alex seemed beleaguered going 'I'm not allowed to talk about this', it made him look pathetic. He is really getting it in the ear, though.
Vinnie giving Sov advice didn't go down so well, did it? She's a lost cause, she's stuck in her little rut. All this crowing about how wonderful Vinnie is sticks in my craw. Alpha male! Zzzzz.
Why is Jonas always dressed up like he's going to a charity ball?
How does denture cream and dildos go together?
Kat's doing her Beavis and Butthead laugh again. Her and Basshunter's conversation topics make that Backyardigans look high brow.
Oh god, Alex hour again! I already saw this on live feed. Alex was sitting very closely to Dane on that couch. Baldwin was keeping tight-lipped on the tri-sexual front. I don't think Alex is bi, he's just faux-gay for pay.
Vinnie's 'I wouldn't go in a film with you for 5 million dollars' is clearly bullshit, as he's sitting in the Big Brother house destroying his questionable credibility with him for how much, 250 grand?
Alex went into analogy hypermode to try and defend himself. Even Dane and Sisqo sticked the knife in.
How is it acceptable to call Alex a 'tossed salad'?! Honestly, Vinnie is obsessed with the cross-dressing thing, why is he so offended by it?
Stephanie calling Vinnie 'dude'!
Is the fauxmance back on?
Why are they asking Vinnie if they can eat corned beef? It's pathetic! Who died and made him dinner lady? He's aggressive! Alpha male just means aggressive arsehole as far as I can see.
Stephanie has had it in for Sov from day one, before her tantrums began. Stephanie just never liked the look of her. 'She doesn't fit in' just sounds nasty.
The aren't showing much diary room footage, are they? Dame Bowers is boring, but he's actually quite nice. Urgh. Nice!
OMG that corned beef looks like fucking cat-food! I'll take the rice and chick peas (vomit).
Dame! Brave to take on Vinnie Moans! Come on Dame, give it to him.
Kat's attitude to washing up was good. At least she put the rubber gloves on, it's more than Heidi does. Vinnie's got a bad back from washing-up! Hard men r us.
Corned-beef gate is getting on my cunt. Oh god, now they're bringing up bean-gate. Save us. I like the oblivion by the younger members of the house.
I think Vinnie is going to marry that welcome pack. I think Alex is a bit of an Ivanker- LOL.
Alex's 'I wasn't going to propose' was blatant bullshit! Vinnie is cruel bringing up the public dumping. Poor Alex, he's getting dragged over the rack and taking it in quite good humour. Alex said TEXTSES! He rocks my world.
The tasks have been really good this year- they have actually been innovative! Vinnie was good in that task; framed picture of Jonas!
I like the way that Big Brother says 'brother'. Why do they need to know how many levels of browning the toaster has in the welcome pack?!
Baldwin will make Vinnie pay for that beer! Make Baldwin drink it, let's see him go on a sex and coke rampage again all spiralling from that.
What evil things has Alex done? Evil is a strong word! Oh my god, prayer time! Alex is so fucking gullible. We really need someone so desperately to take Baldwin on. Do you even believe in god, Alex? Is Jordan going to convert too? What about Princess Tiiami (fact. Peter 'dignified silence' Andre only cut Princesses hair because Jordan had been straightening it! Call social services- she's only about three.)
I'm glad Ivana and Stephanie are getting on. But in general there's too much getting on in that house. Bring on the 'victions!
Vinnie and Stephanie plotting! What time in the morning are they bitching together? Kat and Jonas weren't under the covers again! The Farting classes! Meow.
Heidi reminds me of Courtney Love a bit and it's not just the lips. She's very straight-up. I agreed with Kat when she said 'you're not going to stay with someone because everyone else likes her'. Alex seemed beleaguered going 'I'm not allowed to talk about this', it made him look pathetic. He is really getting it in the ear, though.
Vinnie giving Sov advice didn't go down so well, did it? She's a lost cause, she's stuck in her little rut. All this crowing about how wonderful Vinnie is sticks in my craw. Alpha male! Zzzzz.
Why is Jonas always dressed up like he's going to a charity ball?
How does denture cream and dildos go together?
Kat's doing her Beavis and Butthead laugh again. Her and Basshunter's conversation topics make that Backyardigans look high brow.
Oh god, Alex hour again! I already saw this on live feed. Alex was sitting very closely to Dane on that couch. Baldwin was keeping tight-lipped on the tri-sexual front. I don't think Alex is bi, he's just faux-gay for pay.
Vinnie's 'I wouldn't go in a film with you for 5 million dollars' is clearly bullshit, as he's sitting in the Big Brother house destroying his questionable credibility with him for how much, 250 grand?
Alex went into analogy hypermode to try and defend himself. Even Dane and Sisqo sticked the knife in.
How is it acceptable to call Alex a 'tossed salad'?! Honestly, Vinnie is obsessed with the cross-dressing thing, why is he so offended by it?
Stephanie calling Vinnie 'dude'!
Is the fauxmance back on?
Why are they asking Vinnie if they can eat corned beef? It's pathetic! Who died and made him dinner lady? He's aggressive! Alpha male just means aggressive arsehole as far as I can see.
Stephanie has had it in for Sov from day one, before her tantrums began. Stephanie just never liked the look of her. 'She doesn't fit in' just sounds nasty.
The aren't showing much diary room footage, are they? Dame Bowers is boring, but he's actually quite nice. Urgh. Nice!
OMG that corned beef looks like fucking cat-food! I'll take the rice and chick peas (vomit).
Dame! Brave to take on Vinnie Moans! Come on Dame, give it to him.
Kat's attitude to washing up was good. At least she put the rubber gloves on, it's more than Heidi does. Vinnie's got a bad back from washing-up! Hard men r us.
Corned-beef gate is getting on my cunt. Oh god, now they're bringing up bean-gate. Save us. I like the oblivion by the younger members of the house.
I think Vinnie is going to marry that welcome pack. I think Alex is a bit of an Ivanker- LOL.
Alex's 'I wasn't going to propose' was blatant bullshit! Vinnie is cruel bringing up the public dumping. Poor Alex, he's getting dragged over the rack and taking it in quite good humour. Alex said TEXTSES! He rocks my world.
The tasks have been really good this year- they have actually been innovative! Vinnie was good in that task; framed picture of Jonas!
I like the way that Big Brother says 'brother'. Why do they need to know how many levels of browning the toaster has in the welcome pack?!
Baldwin will make Vinnie pay for that beer! Make Baldwin drink it, let's see him go on a sex and coke rampage again all spiralling from that.
What evil things has Alex done? Evil is a strong word! Oh my god, prayer time! Alex is so fucking gullible. We really need someone so desperately to take Baldwin on. Do you even believe in god, Alex? Is Jordan going to convert too? What about Princess Tiiami (fact. Peter 'dignified silence' Andre only cut Princesses hair because Jordan had been straightening it! Call social services- she's only about three.)
I'm glad Ivana and Stephanie are getting on. But in general there's too much getting on in that house. Bring on the 'victions!
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: Can I make love to my wife?!
8pm! What a load of bollocks. Also, the live feed situation is a joke. They are all ASLEEP at midnight! That one little scrappy hour of live feed they give you in the day is just an insult. I hope the producers are proud of running this show into the ground. I remember in the Helen and Paul days when there was the split screen and we were spoilt for choice and we were waiting for the future when we could literally follow our housemate of choice around (POV for housemates) and electrocute them at night to keep them awake. WHY didn't this happen?! Quentin and Henrietta in charge couldn't even figure out that it might be smarter to have a vote to save instead of a vote to evict when all the major characters were voted off, week after week, year after year. Why aren't I in charge? Amateurs.
OMG Stephen talking about pulling his wife's hair during sex! Gross.
I watched that task in the 30 seconds of live feed in the day yesterday and Vinnie Jones was being a right bossy wanker, which is no surprise as in the live feed today, he was being a bullying homophobe. No doubt he'll win, because the people voting are just as bad.
I want sleepy drink! I need it, I can't sleep wink right now.
I like the fact Ivana keeps calling Vinnie 'Vince'. And Sisqo is still calling Dane 'Dean'.
Lady Sovereign is so pig thick it is almost criminal. Prostitutes should 'go find themselves a boyfriend'. Eh?
OMG what is Alex saying to Kat?! Stay in by getting off with Basshunter again! That's insane. That conversation was so cringeworthy. Who's Johnson? Johnson from Peep Show? Don't bring him into it! He already showed up on Aeon Flux the other night, don't be Kat's next victim, too.
Wow Kat cries! I thought she was an android. 'You don't know anything about it' is such a rubbish line of defence. I think we've got the picture, to be honest.
Vinnie FYI the public couldn't give two shits about a stolen can of beans. It's dull as fuck.
Haha this crossword task is cruel! A pair of tools! LOL. Vinnie gave away that he said that about Kat a bit, didn't he, by answering so fast?!
OMG when they were saying Stephen is a dick that was hilarious! This task is ace- like vintage! Nicola: 'I called him a knob!' People suggesting the different insulting answers was brilliant.
Haha 'no one said beware the ides of nicky', Stephen: 'I said it!' Hahahaha! Fantastic.
Aw when they're all like 'don't re-read it'. The damage is done, folks.
Sov getting upset about her hair. Sov, your hair IS shit. You're 24. Grow up. And coming from me, that's RICH, so it must be true.
Dame Bowers was upset that Sov might have slighted his haircut. Come on, Dame, you aint rocking anything THAT good up there.
LOL at Nicola not knowing how to spell 'knob' and Stephen smirking at her. Gold!
Uh-oh Dane chatting about Kat when she was in the room! Ouch! He aint spoken for a week, then when he unleashes the bile, she was right there! Don't you just hate it when that happens! The feeling in your stomach of utter dread is just unsurpassed! More so if it's your boss!
It was quite good tonight, I must say. Kat's going to go this week. Beware the ides of Exitainment!
OMG Stephen talking about pulling his wife's hair during sex! Gross.
I watched that task in the 30 seconds of live feed in the day yesterday and Vinnie Jones was being a right bossy wanker, which is no surprise as in the live feed today, he was being a bullying homophobe. No doubt he'll win, because the people voting are just as bad.
I want sleepy drink! I need it, I can't sleep wink right now.
I like the fact Ivana keeps calling Vinnie 'Vince'. And Sisqo is still calling Dane 'Dean'.
Lady Sovereign is so pig thick it is almost criminal. Prostitutes should 'go find themselves a boyfriend'. Eh?
OMG what is Alex saying to Kat?! Stay in by getting off with Basshunter again! That's insane. That conversation was so cringeworthy. Who's Johnson? Johnson from Peep Show? Don't bring him into it! He already showed up on Aeon Flux the other night, don't be Kat's next victim, too.
Wow Kat cries! I thought she was an android. 'You don't know anything about it' is such a rubbish line of defence. I think we've got the picture, to be honest.
Vinnie FYI the public couldn't give two shits about a stolen can of beans. It's dull as fuck.
Haha this crossword task is cruel! A pair of tools! LOL. Vinnie gave away that he said that about Kat a bit, didn't he, by answering so fast?!
OMG when they were saying Stephen is a dick that was hilarious! This task is ace- like vintage! Nicola: 'I called him a knob!' People suggesting the different insulting answers was brilliant.
Haha 'no one said beware the ides of nicky', Stephen: 'I said it!' Hahahaha! Fantastic.
Aw when they're all like 'don't re-read it'. The damage is done, folks.
Sov getting upset about her hair. Sov, your hair IS shit. You're 24. Grow up. And coming from me, that's RICH, so it must be true.
Dame Bowers was upset that Sov might have slighted his haircut. Come on, Dame, you aint rocking anything THAT good up there.
LOL at Nicola not knowing how to spell 'knob' and Stephen smirking at her. Gold!
Uh-oh Dane chatting about Kat when she was in the room! Ouch! He aint spoken for a week, then when he unleashes the bile, she was right there! Don't you just hate it when that happens! The feeling in your stomach of utter dread is just unsurpassed! More so if it's your boss!
It was quite good tonight, I must say. Kat's going to go this week. Beware the ides of Exitainment!
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: Cuntdown
Nursing home chic! Help the Aged, was of course, the start of the decline for Pulp. But we hadn't heard The Trees, then. In retrospect, Help the Aged is ace.
Stephanie is like Ivana's translator. Lady Sovereign's 'I don't want to wear a skirt' thing is pathetic, even more so for a second time. Has she never seen Big Brother? Is she five years old? Get rid, I say.
Stephanie looks cute with bunches. Ivana must be driving her up the wall. Mind you, I don't feel that sorry for her just because of her general superiority complex. I like some of the old people clothing; I've always been a fan of Dot Cotton's tailoring. Vinnie- why the hate for Mr Motivator?! Meanie.
Heidi is rude! Has she heard of the word 'please'? I can't stand bad manners.
Countdown! Did they really choose Alex to play it? Lawks. Lady Sov laughed at the Countdown champion! He looks cool. She really is a moron. I'm done with her now.
Wow Dane got a 7 letter word on Countdown! And still he was going 'it's wrong, it's wrong'. This dude is born to lose! He probably apologises after sex. At last he pulled something out of the bag. The image results I just got for 'tribades' was quite interesting! Aw poor Dane on the numbers. It was his chance to shine. No other fucker was.
The Countdown champ kicked their arse, essentially. Deserved. Vinnie and Alex bullied him!
I enjoyed that. I'm shit at Countdown!
How funny that the people complaining most about the task are the residents, and not the carers! Basshuntergate: Kat pulled out, 'I'm only being honest!' Jeremy Kyle style. 'They always pick on the girl' is such a cop-out; Chantelle basically stole someone's boyfriend in that house, but did it with such charm that she went on to win the show! Take some responsibility, Kat. If Basshunter had done to you, what you'd done to him, it would be the same result; he'd be an arse.
Sov 'I can't think of one reason someone would have voted for me'. Because of your manky old teeth, apparently.
Alex avoided the Peter Andre conversation quite deftly. Perhaps he's been taking 'dignified silence' tips from Peter himself. The man doesn't actually know what his own opinion on anything is though, he's like a big chunk of cheese with a smiley face drawn on, ready to agree with anything anyone says at any time.
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I can't believe Baldwin has taken that shit with Nicola so far. He is projecting all over her. Yeah, you are on the list, mate. It's in-patients for the loony bin. Nicola is many things; thick, boring, shallow, plain- but evil isn't one of 'em. In fact; she's fairly harmless. I'd imagine her odds just sky-rocketed.
I hope Sov never has a servant. 'We deserve to eat!' Heidi's hating on the pigtails. I miss my pigtails now I've got an adult's haircut.
Plate it up! LOL. Someone's going to get stabbed in that kitchen. I hope it's Sov because she's acting like the biggest fucking prick on the planet. Yeah throw your dinner in the air, that will solve your hunger problem. It aint exactly South Sudan, is it? Send in the aeroplanes!
Ha to Sisqo jumping straight on her dinner! Fuck her, the spoilt little cunt. I can see why she's washed up, because like Kat, she's got no charm. I can't believe some of the housemates are even sticking up for her. She's under a lot of stress, whatever. They're all in the same cardboard TV studio.
Stop threatening to murder Nicola because she called you out on your own bullshit, Stephen! You're crazy! He might get booted if he goes too far, you know.
YOU should have said sorry Sov, you little runt. Show a bit of respect for someone serving your dinner. And your elders.
Poor Basshunter fishing for Kat bits; that was really tragic right there. Sov could have thrown him a crumb at least. Too busy sulking about being asked to tidy her room or do her homework, no doubt. At least Alex offered him a bit of comfort again, even if it was slightly unrealistic.
Great last line from Basshunter; if he plays up the sympathy vote; he could go far. It would probably be quite good for him if she gets evicted; he can start stripping and farting with gay abandon again. I still want to know what's in his little folder. No, not that one.
Stephanie is like Ivana's translator. Lady Sovereign's 'I don't want to wear a skirt' thing is pathetic, even more so for a second time. Has she never seen Big Brother? Is she five years old? Get rid, I say.
Stephanie looks cute with bunches. Ivana must be driving her up the wall. Mind you, I don't feel that sorry for her just because of her general superiority complex. I like some of the old people clothing; I've always been a fan of Dot Cotton's tailoring. Vinnie- why the hate for Mr Motivator?! Meanie.
Heidi is rude! Has she heard of the word 'please'? I can't stand bad manners.
Countdown! Did they really choose Alex to play it? Lawks. Lady Sov laughed at the Countdown champion! He looks cool. She really is a moron. I'm done with her now.
Wow Dane got a 7 letter word on Countdown! And still he was going 'it's wrong, it's wrong'. This dude is born to lose! He probably apologises after sex. At last he pulled something out of the bag. The image results I just got for 'tribades' was quite interesting! Aw poor Dane on the numbers. It was his chance to shine. No other fucker was.
The Countdown champ kicked their arse, essentially. Deserved. Vinnie and Alex bullied him!
I enjoyed that. I'm shit at Countdown!
How funny that the people complaining most about the task are the residents, and not the carers! Basshuntergate: Kat pulled out, 'I'm only being honest!' Jeremy Kyle style. 'They always pick on the girl' is such a cop-out; Chantelle basically stole someone's boyfriend in that house, but did it with such charm that she went on to win the show! Take some responsibility, Kat. If Basshunter had done to you, what you'd done to him, it would be the same result; he'd be an arse.
Sov 'I can't think of one reason someone would have voted for me'. Because of your manky old teeth, apparently.
Alex avoided the Peter Andre conversation quite deftly. Perhaps he's been taking 'dignified silence' tips from Peter himself. The man doesn't actually know what his own opinion on anything is though, he's like a big chunk of cheese with a smiley face drawn on, ready to agree with anything anyone says at any time.
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I can't believe Baldwin has taken that shit with Nicola so far. He is projecting all over her. Yeah, you are on the list, mate. It's in-patients for the loony bin. Nicola is many things; thick, boring, shallow, plain- but evil isn't one of 'em. In fact; she's fairly harmless. I'd imagine her odds just sky-rocketed.
I hope Sov never has a servant. 'We deserve to eat!' Heidi's hating on the pigtails. I miss my pigtails now I've got an adult's haircut.
Plate it up! LOL. Someone's going to get stabbed in that kitchen. I hope it's Sov because she's acting like the biggest fucking prick on the planet. Yeah throw your dinner in the air, that will solve your hunger problem. It aint exactly South Sudan, is it? Send in the aeroplanes!
Ha to Sisqo jumping straight on her dinner! Fuck her, the spoilt little cunt. I can see why she's washed up, because like Kat, she's got no charm. I can't believe some of the housemates are even sticking up for her. She's under a lot of stress, whatever. They're all in the same cardboard TV studio.
Stop threatening to murder Nicola because she called you out on your own bullshit, Stephen! You're crazy! He might get booted if he goes too far, you know.
YOU should have said sorry Sov, you little runt. Show a bit of respect for someone serving your dinner. And your elders.
Poor Basshunter fishing for Kat bits; that was really tragic right there. Sov could have thrown him a crumb at least. Too busy sulking about being asked to tidy her room or do her homework, no doubt. At least Alex offered him a bit of comfort again, even if it was slightly unrealistic.
Great last line from Basshunter; if he plays up the sympathy vote; he could go far. It would probably be quite good for him if she gets evicted; he can start stripping and farting with gay abandon again. I still want to know what's in his little folder. No, not that one.
Monday, 11 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: Big Brother is lying to you
Noms! Time to find out what they're really thinking, if anything.
Sisqo thinks Nicola's dumb! Where did he get that idea?
I think Kat is right; Nicola would have bullied her at school. She's that type! I feel like that around a lot of people, especially allegedly pretty girls. You can spot 'em a mile off. I prefer the wonky type of girls.
Has no one nominated Stephen so far?! They must like being woken up by Jehovah's witnesses bellowing in their earholes at the weekend.
Fusspot! Wow, what an amazing word. Heidi called Sov 'Suave'. 'Her teeth give her the creeps!' I'm sure the feeling's mutual! Teeth noms! I like it. Uh-oh, way to get your nominations, cancelled Heidi, come out and say who you nominated.
OMG coming up; the Ziggy/ Chanel denouement for Kathunter! I don't believe it, there's life in that old dog yet, ie. they're both still stuck for something to do, so why not each other?
Anal humour! Jonas is obsessed with poo-poo, who knows why? The fact you're even offended by it is tiresome, Stephanie, it's too easy. Oh 'they should have courted in the summer-house'; it's not like they're fucking all over the place, is it? PS. What summer house?!
Did Sisqo call Dane Dean?! Haha, and then called him neutral and claimed he wasn't a good enough celebrity! LOL. You've spoken for a nation. If anything Dame Bowers is even MORE boring than I'd expected him to be, because he's so self-conscious. You're a celeb! Act like one! I do, and I'm not even one!
Everyone, Heidi is sleeping because she's grieving, and she's not carping on about it, as you would. It's dignified, if anything.
Aw, Basshunter doesn't like Sisqo showing off and talking about his hit records. Wonder why!? (Don't worry, he only has one, too, Basshunter.)
Is Sov gay??? I demand to know. I guess it figures in a way, (tomboy/ quirky) but I can never tell these days.
I liked Ivana's song to her dog, it was nutso. Noms seem pretty split so far. I don't think one single person has nominated Baldwin. WTF!? Oh Dane did! Well done, insipid non-celeb.
Everyone is nominating others for 'not getting involved'. I'd rather not get involved! Get involved in what, taking your top off and crowing about how much cash you've got? Fack off.
Alex bemoaning the state of young girl's in British society. Thanks, dad. What, like falling over on the street flashing your knick-knocks like your 'missus'? Doh...
Vinnie claiming he's been waiting on Heidi and looking after her... well no one asked you to. She's got legs. Oh hallelujah (!) Vinnie nommed Baldwin. Good.
Ooh I like Sov's purple glasses. Lots of noms for being lazy, too. Lazy blighters.
Heidi, Kat & Sov up. I don't really want any of those to go. I guess Heidi will go. At least Alex is safe so has more time for his personality to come out- heh.
I do think it would do my head in being in there with Basserina (Kathunter was better, wasn't it?) canoodling. I'd kill them both in their beds. Kat's behaviour is pretty appalling, really. It's not fair to blow hot and cold on someone like that. Basshunter is going to end up looking like an idiot... oh.
Her giggling whilst she 'dumped' him in a room full of other people was pretty stupid. I guess she's living down to her infamy. Shame, I wanted to like her but it's REALLY hard. Haha, Kat 'we're not like proper adults' disclaimer! Isn't she 20? And He's 25! Christ! And then she said she didn't like his jeans! That girl is whack. Having said that (!) I've gone off people for less.
Alex's comforting off Basshunter was quite nice. I don't think Sov likes Kat. She'll be sticking the knife in with Nicola before the day is out, but who could blame her?
Heidi: 'they're bringing in new food!' when BB cleared out the fridge. Nah. Naughty rule-breakers! That'll learn 'em. I'd be fucking fuming if they took my dinner away. I'd go garrity! No one comes between me and my saturated fats!
Vinnie's threatening to walk! We'll see, hard man. Ooh Baldwin shifting the blame to Nicola! How Christian of him. Mind you, the way she dealt with it was equally pathetic. She was bold confronting him, but he proved how delusional he is by saying BB is lying about the conversation! BB doesn't lie, big man. He just misbehaves. Haha, then he told her to apologise! For what?! Apologise wars! No, you say sorry! No, you say sorry! LOL.
Is Sov monitoring everything Heidi eats? I don't see the appeal with Sov. She's OK but she's dull as fuck, to all intents and purposes. There would be no great loss without her.
Aw poor Basshunter (and Alex) desperate for attention from Kat strips naked! He put a smile on Heidi's face at least! Neither of them looked like they had much to offer willy-wise. Ivana looked thrilled! Dame Bowers and Sisqo looked embarrassed.
Heidi looks grey. I think Kat might be a sociopath. I honestly don't think she gets what's up with the way she behaves. Good plan, Basshunter, give her the space (ie. ignore her) and she'll be back before the night's out, I guarantee it. That's how she operates.
BUT still. To all the twatters calling her a prick tease, etc, go fuck yourselves, if you can't control your own prick, cut it off. You're a rape champion. Well done. (I'm pleased with this phrase 'rape champion'. Do you like it?)
No live feed til 1.05AM! And my recordable TV's fugged. Thanks world, thanks a lot.
OMG Every You Every Me is the soundtrack to Cruel Intentions! Volume up! I'm watching it now. Ryan Philippe is sex on legs. Shit, my blog is over, I forgot. Byeee!
Sisqo thinks Nicola's dumb! Where did he get that idea?
I think Kat is right; Nicola would have bullied her at school. She's that type! I feel like that around a lot of people, especially allegedly pretty girls. You can spot 'em a mile off. I prefer the wonky type of girls.
Has no one nominated Stephen so far?! They must like being woken up by Jehovah's witnesses bellowing in their earholes at the weekend.
Fusspot! Wow, what an amazing word. Heidi called Sov 'Suave'. 'Her teeth give her the creeps!' I'm sure the feeling's mutual! Teeth noms! I like it. Uh-oh, way to get your nominations, cancelled Heidi, come out and say who you nominated.
OMG coming up; the Ziggy/ Chanel denouement for Kathunter! I don't believe it, there's life in that old dog yet, ie. they're both still stuck for something to do, so why not each other?
Anal humour! Jonas is obsessed with poo-poo, who knows why? The fact you're even offended by it is tiresome, Stephanie, it's too easy. Oh 'they should have courted in the summer-house'; it's not like they're fucking all over the place, is it? PS. What summer house?!
Did Sisqo call Dane Dean?! Haha, and then called him neutral and claimed he wasn't a good enough celebrity! LOL. You've spoken for a nation. If anything Dame Bowers is even MORE boring than I'd expected him to be, because he's so self-conscious. You're a celeb! Act like one! I do, and I'm not even one!
Everyone, Heidi is sleeping because she's grieving, and she's not carping on about it, as you would. It's dignified, if anything.
Aw, Basshunter doesn't like Sisqo showing off and talking about his hit records. Wonder why!? (Don't worry, he only has one, too, Basshunter.)
Is Sov gay??? I demand to know. I guess it figures in a way, (tomboy/ quirky) but I can never tell these days.
I liked Ivana's song to her dog, it was nutso. Noms seem pretty split so far. I don't think one single person has nominated Baldwin. WTF!? Oh Dane did! Well done, insipid non-celeb.
Everyone is nominating others for 'not getting involved'. I'd rather not get involved! Get involved in what, taking your top off and crowing about how much cash you've got? Fack off.
Alex bemoaning the state of young girl's in British society. Thanks, dad. What, like falling over on the street flashing your knick-knocks like your 'missus'? Doh...
Vinnie claiming he's been waiting on Heidi and looking after her... well no one asked you to. She's got legs. Oh hallelujah (!) Vinnie nommed Baldwin. Good.
Ooh I like Sov's purple glasses. Lots of noms for being lazy, too. Lazy blighters.
Heidi, Kat & Sov up. I don't really want any of those to go. I guess Heidi will go. At least Alex is safe so has more time for his personality to come out- heh.
I do think it would do my head in being in there with Basserina (Kathunter was better, wasn't it?) canoodling. I'd kill them both in their beds. Kat's behaviour is pretty appalling, really. It's not fair to blow hot and cold on someone like that. Basshunter is going to end up looking like an idiot... oh.
Her giggling whilst she 'dumped' him in a room full of other people was pretty stupid. I guess she's living down to her infamy. Shame, I wanted to like her but it's REALLY hard. Haha, Kat 'we're not like proper adults' disclaimer! Isn't she 20? And He's 25! Christ! And then she said she didn't like his jeans! That girl is whack. Having said that (!) I've gone off people for less.
Alex's comforting off Basshunter was quite nice. I don't think Sov likes Kat. She'll be sticking the knife in with Nicola before the day is out, but who could blame her?
Heidi: 'they're bringing in new food!' when BB cleared out the fridge. Nah. Naughty rule-breakers! That'll learn 'em. I'd be fucking fuming if they took my dinner away. I'd go garrity! No one comes between me and my saturated fats!
Vinnie's threatening to walk! We'll see, hard man. Ooh Baldwin shifting the blame to Nicola! How Christian of him. Mind you, the way she dealt with it was equally pathetic. She was bold confronting him, but he proved how delusional he is by saying BB is lying about the conversation! BB doesn't lie, big man. He just misbehaves. Haha, then he told her to apologise! For what?! Apologise wars! No, you say sorry! No, you say sorry! LOL.
Is Sov monitoring everything Heidi eats? I don't see the appeal with Sov. She's OK but she's dull as fuck, to all intents and purposes. There would be no great loss without her.
Aw poor Basshunter (and Alex) desperate for attention from Kat strips naked! He put a smile on Heidi's face at least! Neither of them looked like they had much to offer willy-wise. Ivana looked thrilled! Dame Bowers and Sisqo looked embarrassed.
Heidi looks grey. I think Kat might be a sociopath. I honestly don't think she gets what's up with the way she behaves. Good plan, Basshunter, give her the space (ie. ignore her) and she'll be back before the night's out, I guarantee it. That's how she operates.
BUT still. To all the twatters calling her a prick tease, etc, go fuck yourselves, if you can't control your own prick, cut it off. You're a rape champion. Well done. (I'm pleased with this phrase 'rape champion'. Do you like it?)
No live feed til 1.05AM! And my recordable TV's fugged. Thanks world, thanks a lot.
OMG Every You Every Me is the soundtrack to Cruel Intentions! Volume up! I'm watching it now. Ryan Philippe is sex on legs. Shit, my blog is over, I forgot. Byeee!
Sunday, 10 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: I'm quite picky
Basshunter is so earnest! Even if I fancied him initially (which I didn't), I'd be scared off in ten seconds with how intense he is. I don't know how Kat is putting up with him.
Vinnie likes that handbook, doesn't he? Haha, Stephanie's carrier bag tip. I think I like Ivana a bit. She's quite sharp.
Ooh that Punto advert always makes me think of Desperate Guys by The Faint. I'm sick of the adverts now. Please fix my aerial, landlord. Eww, run over ginger child advert. Me no likey.
I want to hate Nicola T but I can't be bothered to feel one way or another about her. I expected she would be at odds with Sov and Kat but everyone gets along quite well.
What is Heidi and Ivana's relationship? I can't figure it out. Does Heidi want to leave because Ivana arrived? I don't want Heidi to leave. I'm surprised Stephanie likes Heidi so much because they are so different.
Basshunter rather ruined that tree of temptation thing when he fessed up about it on the first secret task, didn't he? Think BB needs to think outside the box on this one again.
It made me laugh when Alex beat up the snowman. I think Ivana's got her eye on him.
That chlamydia advert gets on my wick too, specifically the 'just pee in a pot' bit. So it's not one where they stick a steel rod up your winkie then? Either way, I don't wanna know.
No Baldwin in BB until 33 mins in! Wow, that would be so funny if Alex dumped Jordan for Ivana! I'd love to see her face!
I like Katia's hat. 'It's showbiz' isn't the romantic statement I've ever heard from Basshunter. I find him quite physically repulsive. Kat: 'I'm quite picky'; from someone who went from Ronnie Wood to Basshunter. You CAN control your own genitals, funnily enough. It comes in quite handy for avoiding prison sentences.
At least Jordan will know that Alex is an absolutely TERRIBLE liar with his excuses for why he was sweaty. Vinnie's sniping just makes Alex look good humoured. I wish Alex would just tell him to get a grip and stop being so pathetic.
Adverts! I see Dom Joly is on his uppers. And yes, please sign up to be an organ donor, you selfish gits.
Debate time! Here we'll get to the bottom of the big issues. Basshunter: 'War is shit.' Alex: 'I'd like to be rich and ignorant.' Hmm.
I can't believe Vinnie is really on this show asking for some benediction. Could he really give a shit what the public think? But then, what are his motives? I just don't trust him, and I don't buy him saying Alex is OK, because his actions say otherwisde. But it was interesting to see him open up a little.
Stephanie calling Kat an orchid, then slipping in parasite at the end! I'd rethink that bitch label if I were you.
Housemates! Stay up later. The live feed is rather dull when you go to bed at midnight. Thanks.
Vinnie likes that handbook, doesn't he? Haha, Stephanie's carrier bag tip. I think I like Ivana a bit. She's quite sharp.
Ooh that Punto advert always makes me think of Desperate Guys by The Faint. I'm sick of the adverts now. Please fix my aerial, landlord. Eww, run over ginger child advert. Me no likey.
I want to hate Nicola T but I can't be bothered to feel one way or another about her. I expected she would be at odds with Sov and Kat but everyone gets along quite well.
What is Heidi and Ivana's relationship? I can't figure it out. Does Heidi want to leave because Ivana arrived? I don't want Heidi to leave. I'm surprised Stephanie likes Heidi so much because they are so different.
Basshunter rather ruined that tree of temptation thing when he fessed up about it on the first secret task, didn't he? Think BB needs to think outside the box on this one again.
It made me laugh when Alex beat up the snowman. I think Ivana's got her eye on him.
That chlamydia advert gets on my wick too, specifically the 'just pee in a pot' bit. So it's not one where they stick a steel rod up your winkie then? Either way, I don't wanna know.
No Baldwin in BB until 33 mins in! Wow, that would be so funny if Alex dumped Jordan for Ivana! I'd love to see her face!
I like Katia's hat. 'It's showbiz' isn't the romantic statement I've ever heard from Basshunter. I find him quite physically repulsive. Kat: 'I'm quite picky'; from someone who went from Ronnie Wood to Basshunter. You CAN control your own genitals, funnily enough. It comes in quite handy for avoiding prison sentences.
At least Jordan will know that Alex is an absolutely TERRIBLE liar with his excuses for why he was sweaty. Vinnie's sniping just makes Alex look good humoured. I wish Alex would just tell him to get a grip and stop being so pathetic.
Adverts! I see Dom Joly is on his uppers. And yes, please sign up to be an organ donor, you selfish gits.
Debate time! Here we'll get to the bottom of the big issues. Basshunter: 'War is shit.' Alex: 'I'd like to be rich and ignorant.' Hmm.
I can't believe Vinnie is really on this show asking for some benediction. Could he really give a shit what the public think? But then, what are his motives? I just don't trust him, and I don't buy him saying Alex is OK, because his actions say otherwisde. But it was interesting to see him open up a little.
Stephanie calling Kat an orchid, then slipping in parasite at the end! I'd rethink that bitch label if I were you.
Housemates! Stay up later. The live feed is rather dull when you go to bed at midnight. Thanks.
Saturday, 9 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: She has a phobia of dresses
Nice to meet you, I don't normally dress like this.
Saturday night BB is never very good is it? But let's cling onto it anyway. I think Kat is one of those girls who doesn't know the power of her own sexuality. That doesn't make her a slag or any of that bullshit; but I just think she attracts men and doesn't take due consideration of their feelings. And that is something a lot of girls AND boys do all the time (blokes just don't get called 'sluts' when they do it). Of course, Basshunter is an idiot, so that doesn't help. He is someone who needs clear lines drawing- no, diagrams.
Alex vs Vinnie isn't that much fun because Alex would never dare bite back, so it's just big dog snapping at little dog right now. Plus, what IS wrong with being a crossdresser? I think it was Jordan that let that one slip to the press anyway. I think Alex is a nice bloke with not much personality, who's been muzzled by Jordan. That's pretty much it.
Vinnie's comment about Kat said more about him than anyone else. He probably doesn't like her because she doesn't crawl up his arse like everyone else does.
Lady Soggy refusing to wear a dress: has she never seen BB before? Deal with it. Did she have a bad experience with one once? Alex should give her a masterclass. I'm not wearing that dress... shot to her wearing it about a minute later.
Oh god, the variety show. God help us. Why is Sov licking that box? I like Sisqo, I can't help myself. That's quite a trick, Sov's not only now wearing a dress, she's aged about 60 years and turned into Barbie's grandma.
Stephanie: 'this is MY bed.' Don't fuck with her, Dame Bowers. The luggage allowance on this year's BB is a joke. I don't have that many clothes in my wardrobe.
Don't worry Stephen, I don't think Ivana fancies you. You're safe. Plus she's under a net.
Luggage envy! Zzzzz. Label wars! Will Alex vote Vinnie out when it's nomination time? My bet is no, he's not up to it. Let's see if anyone else is.
It's a bit worrying when you're so rich you don't understand how to open a door. Who's going to buy Ivana's book about Celeb BB? I think I'd prefer to read Nasty Nick's tips on being evil. Believe me, I used to own it.
Stephen Baldwin looming over at you when you're trying to get jiggy with it. FYI! Passion killers r us! Praise the Lord! No I don't want any of your special drink to make me sleep, thanks. Maybe tomorrow.
Saturday night BB is never very good is it? But let's cling onto it anyway. I think Kat is one of those girls who doesn't know the power of her own sexuality. That doesn't make her a slag or any of that bullshit; but I just think she attracts men and doesn't take due consideration of their feelings. And that is something a lot of girls AND boys do all the time (blokes just don't get called 'sluts' when they do it). Of course, Basshunter is an idiot, so that doesn't help. He is someone who needs clear lines drawing- no, diagrams.
Alex vs Vinnie isn't that much fun because Alex would never dare bite back, so it's just big dog snapping at little dog right now. Plus, what IS wrong with being a crossdresser? I think it was Jordan that let that one slip to the press anyway. I think Alex is a nice bloke with not much personality, who's been muzzled by Jordan. That's pretty much it.
Vinnie's comment about Kat said more about him than anyone else. He probably doesn't like her because she doesn't crawl up his arse like everyone else does.
Lady Soggy refusing to wear a dress: has she never seen BB before? Deal with it. Did she have a bad experience with one once? Alex should give her a masterclass. I'm not wearing that dress... shot to her wearing it about a minute later.
Oh god, the variety show. God help us. Why is Sov licking that box? I like Sisqo, I can't help myself. That's quite a trick, Sov's not only now wearing a dress, she's aged about 60 years and turned into Barbie's grandma.
Stephanie: 'this is MY bed.' Don't fuck with her, Dame Bowers. The luggage allowance on this year's BB is a joke. I don't have that many clothes in my wardrobe.
Don't worry Stephen, I don't think Ivana fancies you. You're safe. Plus she's under a net.
Luggage envy! Zzzzz. Label wars! Will Alex vote Vinnie out when it's nomination time? My bet is no, he's not up to it. Let's see if anyone else is.
It's a bit worrying when you're so rich you don't understand how to open a door. Who's going to buy Ivana's book about Celeb BB? I think I'd prefer to read Nasty Nick's tips on being evil. Believe me, I used to own it.
Stephen Baldwin looming over at you when you're trying to get jiggy with it. FYI! Passion killers r us! Praise the Lord! No I don't want any of your special drink to make me sleep, thanks. Maybe tomorrow.
Friday, 8 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: Ivana refund
Welcome. I'm poorly and grumpy so I won't be sparing the rod tonight. WTF is this round up thing? I have been watching it, you cunt. Get on with the show. Oh I see, nothing's happening!
Heidi fantasising about pimping out Kat! Saucy.
Thought Vinnie would end up as host. Poor Dame Bowers worrying about having his top off. Not much democracy on show there.
Seems Sisqo's not so keen on the man-thong. Sexist. He looked very dejected, bless him.
Should have forced Dame into the mankini! He wasn't very gracious towards Sisqo afterwards, either!
The hunk off was fun. Vinnie took to those hosting duties with all the panache of a primary school play rehearsal. How does he learn his lines? Sov wanted Sisqo's bling! 'Last and least'- Alex! Bless him.
Dame Bowers didn't even look that fat after all that. I think he's got self esteem issues. It's like wearing a sarong at the beach, it just makes you wonder what you're hiding under it. I liked his pink vest.
Jonas has got balls! He had it all on display! Stephanie was having a good old look.
Could have had a bit of a closer look at Sisqo's bits and bobs. His body looked quite good! I think Sov's got her eye on him.
Baldwin does poetry too! Gosh. God, Sisqo's singing is dire! I feel sorry for Alex; everything he does falls flat! Vinnie's gunning for him and he's making himself look like a mean little man.
Interim. Is there one person on the planet who enjoys 8 out of 10 cats? The team captains, Billy Mitchell, and a man so bland I bet his own mother has forgotten what he looks like, are so consistently unfunny it is actually offensive to watch. How Jimmy Carr can preside over it when he once hosted the brilliant Your Face or Mine? is beyond me. Add the brilliant raconteurs Bradley from Eastenders, a woman I've never seen before, Claudia Winkleman and Jamelia and it really is an utter cunt sandwich. The fact they are axing Big Brother whilst even spending money on the set for this bullshit proves that the people at Channel 4 are not just thick, but proudly thick. Wallowing in unfunny thick. Anyway, back to Davina.
So the new housemate is another old person; great. We need a tranny or something, or a Muslim or someone angry and psychotic to stir shit up. Not another old dear.
All Ivana is going to do is have a plastic surgery face-off with Stephanie. What's up with her ears? She looks like she's been hanging dumbells off her earlobes.
Kat's 'no one can blame me cos I'm stuck in a house with you' was a bit lame when she got in bed with him shortly after. No one forced her to do that. And I really didn't want to say that about her, but take responsibility for your actions, come on. If you REALLY have a boyfriend you care for, you'd be behaving differently. She does seem drunk, though. She sends out some MIXED signals. It's not really helping her image any. Basshunter's going to get burned, baby. Still, to all the pricks on Twitter calling her a slut (both men and women): you're virgins, right? That's the only way you can even begin to stand on ceremony.
Dear oh dear; that rabbit ventriloquist act looked terrible! Dame Bowers; too ashamed to sing with his own voice on telly; this guy is really born to lose. Kylie called, she thinks you're a chump.
Ivana's entrance was quite good. Does this mean we get to ditch Sov? Sov! Sov, where are you!
Tonight new housemate: epic fail. Bring on the 'victions.
Heidi fantasising about pimping out Kat! Saucy.
Thought Vinnie would end up as host. Poor Dame Bowers worrying about having his top off. Not much democracy on show there.
Seems Sisqo's not so keen on the man-thong. Sexist. He looked very dejected, bless him.
Should have forced Dame into the mankini! He wasn't very gracious towards Sisqo afterwards, either!
The hunk off was fun. Vinnie took to those hosting duties with all the panache of a primary school play rehearsal. How does he learn his lines? Sov wanted Sisqo's bling! 'Last and least'- Alex! Bless him.
Dame Bowers didn't even look that fat after all that. I think he's got self esteem issues. It's like wearing a sarong at the beach, it just makes you wonder what you're hiding under it. I liked his pink vest.
Jonas has got balls! He had it all on display! Stephanie was having a good old look.
Could have had a bit of a closer look at Sisqo's bits and bobs. His body looked quite good! I think Sov's got her eye on him.
Baldwin does poetry too! Gosh. God, Sisqo's singing is dire! I feel sorry for Alex; everything he does falls flat! Vinnie's gunning for him and he's making himself look like a mean little man.
Interim. Is there one person on the planet who enjoys 8 out of 10 cats? The team captains, Billy Mitchell, and a man so bland I bet his own mother has forgotten what he looks like, are so consistently unfunny it is actually offensive to watch. How Jimmy Carr can preside over it when he once hosted the brilliant Your Face or Mine? is beyond me. Add the brilliant raconteurs Bradley from Eastenders, a woman I've never seen before, Claudia Winkleman and Jamelia and it really is an utter cunt sandwich. The fact they are axing Big Brother whilst even spending money on the set for this bullshit proves that the people at Channel 4 are not just thick, but proudly thick. Wallowing in unfunny thick. Anyway, back to Davina.
So the new housemate is another old person; great. We need a tranny or something, or a Muslim or someone angry and psychotic to stir shit up. Not another old dear.
All Ivana is going to do is have a plastic surgery face-off with Stephanie. What's up with her ears? She looks like she's been hanging dumbells off her earlobes.
Kat's 'no one can blame me cos I'm stuck in a house with you' was a bit lame when she got in bed with him shortly after. No one forced her to do that. And I really didn't want to say that about her, but take responsibility for your actions, come on. If you REALLY have a boyfriend you care for, you'd be behaving differently. She does seem drunk, though. She sends out some MIXED signals. It's not really helping her image any. Basshunter's going to get burned, baby. Still, to all the pricks on Twitter calling her a slut (both men and women): you're virgins, right? That's the only way you can even begin to stand on ceremony.
Dear oh dear; that rabbit ventriloquist act looked terrible! Dame Bowers; too ashamed to sing with his own voice on telly; this guy is really born to lose. Kylie called, she thinks you're a chump.
Ivana's entrance was quite good. Does this mean we get to ditch Sov? Sov! Sov, where are you!
Tonight new housemate: epic fail. Bring on the 'victions.
Thursday, 7 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: This tune is going to punish you
The Stephanie bath frink was all a bit much first thing.
Vinnie in Bill Oddie shock. Little birds in winter time, hungry and are poor! Don't throw that little robin's schedule off, BB.
Is Baldwin going to do a Leo Sayer about the washing?
It was funny when the tree started talking. It would have been better if it had a freaky voice, like some creaking old granny. Fag-Butt Hunter takes life too seriously. He needs to chill out a bit. Can you find some space inside his bleeding heart? I hope that tree is going to kick his arse. Also he doesn't know the difference between sand and salt so I wouldn't like to go out to dinner with him.
That didn't make him very popular either way. It doesn't make you very popular when you refuse to play the game. Oh shut up Sisqo, you aint seen NUTHIN yet. Has he never seen BB before? It's a TV show!
Stephen laying into Dame Bowers was quite funny. What good is he? None whatsoever as far as I can tell. Heh!
Heidi Fleiss is not famous, she's notorious. She admits to some interesting things! I saw Vinnie on live feed I think saying she was just providing a service, and he's right.
Alex on the Bible: 'some of that doesn't add up.' Correct. At least he's taking him on a little- but not enough. Surely brow-beating is against the rules?
Kat said 'we also split a family up' then laughed! LOL. I still like her! I just do!
Interesting Basshunter chose Sov to get punished with, not Kat. More to lose with Kat, of course. Him and Sov were quite cute in the Basshunter dungeon. A lighter hearted Prodigy! How poetic. Torturing him with his own music is good. Honestly, it makes Guantanamo Bay look like the Ministry of Sound. Rough justice! I liked Sov lying in a drawer to avoid contact with the Basshunter. It was like Chris Morris putting his kids to bed in a filing cabinet.
Didn't like Sisqo and Baldwin winding up Kat about Sov and Basshunter. She did look genuinely annoyed.
Nicola 'short concentration-span' T 'we did bible-bashing today'. Heh.
How long did they leave them in there getting punished?! That was harsh. I approve.
Vinnie in Bill Oddie shock. Little birds in winter time, hungry and are poor! Don't throw that little robin's schedule off, BB.
Is Baldwin going to do a Leo Sayer about the washing?
It was funny when the tree started talking. It would have been better if it had a freaky voice, like some creaking old granny. Fag-Butt Hunter takes life too seriously. He needs to chill out a bit. Can you find some space inside his bleeding heart? I hope that tree is going to kick his arse. Also he doesn't know the difference between sand and salt so I wouldn't like to go out to dinner with him.
That didn't make him very popular either way. It doesn't make you very popular when you refuse to play the game. Oh shut up Sisqo, you aint seen NUTHIN yet. Has he never seen BB before? It's a TV show!
Stephen laying into Dame Bowers was quite funny. What good is he? None whatsoever as far as I can tell. Heh!
Heidi Fleiss is not famous, she's notorious. She admits to some interesting things! I saw Vinnie on live feed I think saying she was just providing a service, and he's right.
Alex on the Bible: 'some of that doesn't add up.' Correct. At least he's taking him on a little- but not enough. Surely brow-beating is against the rules?
Kat said 'we also split a family up' then laughed! LOL. I still like her! I just do!
Interesting Basshunter chose Sov to get punished with, not Kat. More to lose with Kat, of course. Him and Sov were quite cute in the Basshunter dungeon. A lighter hearted Prodigy! How poetic. Torturing him with his own music is good. Honestly, it makes Guantanamo Bay look like the Ministry of Sound. Rough justice! I liked Sov lying in a drawer to avoid contact with the Basshunter. It was like Chris Morris putting his kids to bed in a filing cabinet.
Didn't like Sisqo and Baldwin winding up Kat about Sov and Basshunter. She did look genuinely annoyed.
Nicola 'short concentration-span' T 'we did bible-bashing today'. Heh.
How long did they leave them in there getting punished?! That was harsh. I approve.
Wednesday, 6 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: Phone Booth- The Revenge
On the live feed last night I was quite moved by Basshunter's speech about wanting to go back to doing hard dance music. It's what his true fans want. He has a little folder called 'the real me'. I want to peek inside it. I jest, but it was quite interesting to see someone who has so obviously sold out struggling with it so overtly. It was like a Morrissey song in motion.
Stephen, your wife loves an imaginary entity more than you. Well done. I think I do, too. I wish Boy George was in there to tell him to shut it. No one in there seems to have the spine.
The 'Jesus exists' machine gun scenario was absolutely terrifying. It's bad enough when people put their religious views onto children, without bringing a machine gun into it, you psychopathic creep. Heidi, say it to his face, PLEASE.
Could Heidi win this if she took Baldwin on?
Basshunter is obsessed with willies, shit and piss. I think he's in the right place.
Smacking! They are covering all the big issues tonight. You don't need to get beaten to have good manners, Stephanie. You clearly don't have good manners as you haven't given Sov enough thanks for that zinc tablet.
Basshunter's management has branded him! He's like Rapunzel. I think they're gonna torture him when he gets out. The guy is psychologically a mess. I think he is trying too hard; but we'll get to the meat of him.
Alex is not being real, because Jordan has obviously said you can't talk about this, this and this. It's a shame as I think he's probably a nice bloke. I don't think Vinnie's very impressed.
Vinnie's all well and good taking the mickey out of Stephen's out of the room, but he should say it to his face.
Big Brother- take that Bible off him immediately! This is bullshit. No one wants to see this bollocks.
I quite liked the locking Vinnie in the phone box. Put Stephen in there and beam the fucker up.
Why has Dame Bowers got a girl's coat on? Fetching.
Chickens were slaughtered for that pathetic task. What would Morrissey say? Alex's task was a bit Donnie Darko. But less dignified.
Leave Vinnie out there in the snow on his birthday! Issuing orders! He's no Colin Farrell. He aint even Colin Firth. Aw look at him with his littly furry hot water bottle. Diddums.
Stephanie is a bit snooty. I like her for the most part but she's a bit naughty sometimes.
Vinnie's party was nice! Fish and chips and a party. Sweet. I was impressed by the amount of salt he put on those chips.
Kat told a good story on the live feed last night about getting locked in a club because she fell asleep in a toilet. But they didn't show that. Shame.
Big Brother being sponsored by Dreams does really seem like they've given up the ghost, doesn't it? Night night.
Stephen, your wife loves an imaginary entity more than you. Well done. I think I do, too. I wish Boy George was in there to tell him to shut it. No one in there seems to have the spine.
The 'Jesus exists' machine gun scenario was absolutely terrifying. It's bad enough when people put their religious views onto children, without bringing a machine gun into it, you psychopathic creep. Heidi, say it to his face, PLEASE.
Could Heidi win this if she took Baldwin on?
Basshunter is obsessed with willies, shit and piss. I think he's in the right place.
Smacking! They are covering all the big issues tonight. You don't need to get beaten to have good manners, Stephanie. You clearly don't have good manners as you haven't given Sov enough thanks for that zinc tablet.
Basshunter's management has branded him! He's like Rapunzel. I think they're gonna torture him when he gets out. The guy is psychologically a mess. I think he is trying too hard; but we'll get to the meat of him.
Alex is not being real, because Jordan has obviously said you can't talk about this, this and this. It's a shame as I think he's probably a nice bloke. I don't think Vinnie's very impressed.
Vinnie's all well and good taking the mickey out of Stephen's out of the room, but he should say it to his face.
Big Brother- take that Bible off him immediately! This is bullshit. No one wants to see this bollocks.
I quite liked the locking Vinnie in the phone box. Put Stephen in there and beam the fucker up.
Why has Dame Bowers got a girl's coat on? Fetching.
Chickens were slaughtered for that pathetic task. What would Morrissey say? Alex's task was a bit Donnie Darko. But less dignified.
Leave Vinnie out there in the snow on his birthday! Issuing orders! He's no Colin Farrell. He aint even Colin Firth. Aw look at him with his littly furry hot water bottle. Diddums.
Stephanie is a bit snooty. I like her for the most part but she's a bit naughty sometimes.
Vinnie's party was nice! Fish and chips and a party. Sweet. I was impressed by the amount of salt he put on those chips.
Kat told a good story on the live feed last night about getting locked in a club because she fell asleep in a toilet. But they didn't show that. Shame.
Big Brother being sponsored by Dreams does really seem like they've given up the ghost, doesn't it? Night night.
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7: My dog has tattoos
If the advert for tonight's BB is anything to go by, we're in for... er, not very much. Those clowns are bad (obviously). I'd put a a pillow over their faces.
I want Sov's sock money hat! I don't like that kitchen because I feel like I'm watching Gordon Ramsay. Except he has better celebs (not really).
Did Vinnie Jones not know Alex was dating Jordan? Alex has lost his mixed-martial arts street cred, such as it is. I like Heidi Fliess's acerbic asides, she's an interesting one.
Stephen Baldwin is patronising! 'Your personality might change'- yeah like yours did, to a total tool by the looks of things. Baldwin, you weren't even recognised by your fellow 'celebrities' let alone 'across the planet'. And if people do recognise you, they're probably just thinking 'which one is it?'
Sov pulled out the whole 'I'm mad, me' defence. You're not quirky because you crimped your hair, sunshine. Your conversation aint that scintillating either.
Sisquo thinks Beacham's dog tattoos are awesome! What are the tattoos of? LOVE/ HATE? I hate cats? Bonio?
WTF! Stephen gets to read the bible? Are they going to give Nicola Heat magazine? Argh! He should not be allowed to read! It's against the rules! God, I thought it was bad when they let Derek Laud wear a watch, that was the start of the decline AND NOW LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENED.
Baldwin reminds me of my dad coming out with religious claptrap; I didn't want to hear it when I was 15 and going out in my nightie, and I don't want to fucking hear it now. It makes my skin crawl. Look at the way he lurches up to people telling them how to live their lives (Baldwin, not my dad). And no one is going to tell him to shut it... are they?
My boyfriend liked the Jonah/ Jonas mix-up; if only Basshunter did feature in the Bible, Euro-trancing it up with Jesus.
Alex is like a lamb to the slaughter. Watch Baldwin lead him up the garden path to cuntdom. Is he telling him to dump Jordan? It takes more than a nose job to make someone an actor. It's like Coolio trying to mentor Terry Christian all over again. Their TV show never did materialise, did it?
I need to think up some nicknames for these fuckers, but none are springing to mind. Baldlose?
Stephanie Lemsip? Bane Dowers? This is pathetic. I apologise.
Oh advert! Brian Molko! Ethan Hawke! It's like an indie girl's dream frink. I don't normally get to watch adverts but my TV's broken so I can't forward through them.
Urgh I hate the tasks, they get on my nerves. There has literally been no expense spared.
Heidi has spotted Stephen is just building himself up for a fall. I like her attitude of sitting back and watching the others cook themselves.
If Baldy started saying grace with me there, I'd tell him to wind his neck in. Fuck off Flanders.
Kat does seem to be getting the Hira edit. Surely she must have said something at some point?
Lady Sov: it's your DUTY to find out if Baldy is homophobic. Ask him! Here's a guess: yes.
Vinnie Jones and Baldy discussing premium coffee machines: that's the good stuff!
Nicola is so tactless asking Kat about Ronnie. I liked Alex saying 'are you OK to talk about it?'
Lady SoSo moaning that she's only famous in Japan. At least she admits she's washed up, I suppose.
Dane needs the fire back. There's some on that eye, mate. It was funny when Dane said about that film and Vinnie said he was in it- that's a true Celebrity Big Brother anecdote in action. Lucky Dane didn't slate it!
A flatulent Basshunter talking about his back, sack and crack is not what the laydeez want. Kat or Heidi to win!
I want Sov's sock money hat! I don't like that kitchen because I feel like I'm watching Gordon Ramsay. Except he has better celebs (not really).
Did Vinnie Jones not know Alex was dating Jordan? Alex has lost his mixed-martial arts street cred, such as it is. I like Heidi Fliess's acerbic asides, she's an interesting one.
Stephen Baldwin is patronising! 'Your personality might change'- yeah like yours did, to a total tool by the looks of things. Baldwin, you weren't even recognised by your fellow 'celebrities' let alone 'across the planet'. And if people do recognise you, they're probably just thinking 'which one is it?'
Sov pulled out the whole 'I'm mad, me' defence. You're not quirky because you crimped your hair, sunshine. Your conversation aint that scintillating either.
Sisquo thinks Beacham's dog tattoos are awesome! What are the tattoos of? LOVE/ HATE? I hate cats? Bonio?
WTF! Stephen gets to read the bible? Are they going to give Nicola Heat magazine? Argh! He should not be allowed to read! It's against the rules! God, I thought it was bad when they let Derek Laud wear a watch, that was the start of the decline AND NOW LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENED.
Baldwin reminds me of my dad coming out with religious claptrap; I didn't want to hear it when I was 15 and going out in my nightie, and I don't want to fucking hear it now. It makes my skin crawl. Look at the way he lurches up to people telling them how to live their lives (Baldwin, not my dad). And no one is going to tell him to shut it... are they?
My boyfriend liked the Jonah/ Jonas mix-up; if only Basshunter did feature in the Bible, Euro-trancing it up with Jesus.
Alex is like a lamb to the slaughter. Watch Baldwin lead him up the garden path to cuntdom. Is he telling him to dump Jordan? It takes more than a nose job to make someone an actor. It's like Coolio trying to mentor Terry Christian all over again. Their TV show never did materialise, did it?
I need to think up some nicknames for these fuckers, but none are springing to mind. Baldlose?
Stephanie Lemsip? Bane Dowers? This is pathetic. I apologise.
Oh advert! Brian Molko! Ethan Hawke! It's like an indie girl's dream frink. I don't normally get to watch adverts but my TV's broken so I can't forward through them.
Urgh I hate the tasks, they get on my nerves. There has literally been no expense spared.
Heidi has spotted Stephen is just building himself up for a fall. I like her attitude of sitting back and watching the others cook themselves.
If Baldy started saying grace with me there, I'd tell him to wind his neck in. Fuck off Flanders.
Kat does seem to be getting the Hira edit. Surely she must have said something at some point?
Lady Sov: it's your DUTY to find out if Baldy is homophobic. Ask him! Here's a guess: yes.
Vinnie Jones and Baldy discussing premium coffee machines: that's the good stuff!
Nicola is so tactless asking Kat about Ronnie. I liked Alex saying 'are you OK to talk about it?'
Lady SoSo moaning that she's only famous in Japan. At least she admits she's washed up, I suppose.
Dane needs the fire back. There's some on that eye, mate. It was funny when Dane said about that film and Vinnie said he was in it- that's a true Celebrity Big Brother anecdote in action. Lucky Dane didn't slate it!
A flatulent Basshunter talking about his back, sack and crack is not what the laydeez want. Kat or Heidi to win!
Monday, 4 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 7 (2010): Thank God for Abortion
The live feed was quite worryingly boring last night from what I saw of it. Are the housemates a little old?
I kind of like Stephen Baldwin. Nicola seems thick as shit. But at least she's seen the Usual Suspects, I haven't. I like Alex Reid. I don't know why. I don't know why people don't like him, but they still like Jordan. At least he's a new person to pity.
Haha Nicola is totally tactless! 'Have you got a spray tan?' Nah, his mum's an orangutan.
Stephanie Beacham is pretty cool. She's adding a bit of glamour to proceedings. I like the fact she called herself an old slag and patronised the fuck out of NT. How did she know Baldwin was a Christian? She knew a lot about Alex, too. Oh, the paper.
Nicola: 'What's a devout Christian?' How do parents actually get away with bringing up such brainless children? They should actually be arrested once the child reaches 18 and makes statements like that. Nicola, a man who wears women's clothes is a cross-dresser, whether it turns them on or not.
Sov! is kind of an idiot, right? 'You're smaller than me' probably isn't the smartest meeting to a well-adusted young man like Sisqo (heh).
Politics already is good as a topic of conversation. At least a couple of people have read a paper, even if it's a bad one.
Did Bowers and Reid have a fight? Who knows? Dane looked like he was lying to me. He looked shifty. Why has everyone read the paper? Aren't they meant to keep them isolated? Oh that was in the good old days, right. (sob)
Heidi: 'thank god for abortion!' LOL! The best part was Nicola's face. Yes! Annoy that little div. What a way to make a first impression on people. Brilliant.
Kat is so cute! I think she's lovely with that flower in her hair. Oh god, I'm going to like all the 'baddies'. That can only end in tragedy. Oh Basshunter arrived but I forgot, he was so boring.
Vinnie Jones! What a geezer! Tool.
God, is there any new material, or is it all just recycled scraps from last night? If so, I'd rather watch the Ooglies. I like those little fellas.
It actually made me cringe when Nicola goes 'what's a laundromat?' She's got a BABY. She has the next generation in her HANDS. It's SCARY. I am also ashamed of women like that. Her only good point is she asks questions you wouldn't dare. So not only did her mum fail to teach her any facts or words, she also didn't teach her any manners. Epic fail.
I like Stephen Baldwin. He is charismatic. That doesn't mean he's not pure evil. The jury is still out. What is a 'platonic crush'? Sounds sinister.
What channels is Alex Reid on? Babestation? I was on his side up until then. But I still like him 94% more than I like that dead-eyed monotone, botoxed, 'businesswoman of the year', Katie Price.
Ekaterina is English! Honestly, the papers make up such a load of shit, like she was fresh off the boat, gold-digging and lurking round Rolling Stones concerts with her man-net. She seems really nice.
Haha to Stephen complaining about women's boobies in the paper to Jordan's boyfriend.
OMG Nicola saying 'one of my friends was a proper slag'!!! *shocked face*
Oh Lord, I don't want to hear the Alcoholics Anonymous prayer. Fuck off. I'm out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Has Lady Fa-fa got her eye on Basshunter? Has EKat? I don't know. I'm sure the editors will tell me.
What's up with Stephanie's sheets? Not the appropriate tog? There, there, lovie.
I like the way Heidi speaks to people, just totally blunt and emotionless. It's funny. Alex was up Vinnie's arse. Surprise, surprise. I thought everyone on the planet HATED Vinnie Jones. It's odd to see people crawling up him.
Hmm, quite a sedate opening episode, but it's always the way. Day 4 is normally when BB shitstirs big time and there's a big ruckus. Bring on the brawl!
I kind of like Stephen Baldwin. Nicola seems thick as shit. But at least she's seen the Usual Suspects, I haven't. I like Alex Reid. I don't know why. I don't know why people don't like him, but they still like Jordan. At least he's a new person to pity.
Haha Nicola is totally tactless! 'Have you got a spray tan?' Nah, his mum's an orangutan.
Stephanie Beacham is pretty cool. She's adding a bit of glamour to proceedings. I like the fact she called herself an old slag and patronised the fuck out of NT. How did she know Baldwin was a Christian? She knew a lot about Alex, too. Oh, the paper.
Nicola: 'What's a devout Christian?' How do parents actually get away with bringing up such brainless children? They should actually be arrested once the child reaches 18 and makes statements like that. Nicola, a man who wears women's clothes is a cross-dresser, whether it turns them on or not.
Sov! is kind of an idiot, right? 'You're smaller than me' probably isn't the smartest meeting to a well-adusted young man like Sisqo (heh).
Politics already is good as a topic of conversation. At least a couple of people have read a paper, even if it's a bad one.
Did Bowers and Reid have a fight? Who knows? Dane looked like he was lying to me. He looked shifty. Why has everyone read the paper? Aren't they meant to keep them isolated? Oh that was in the good old days, right. (sob)
Heidi: 'thank god for abortion!' LOL! The best part was Nicola's face. Yes! Annoy that little div. What a way to make a first impression on people. Brilliant.
Kat is so cute! I think she's lovely with that flower in her hair. Oh god, I'm going to like all the 'baddies'. That can only end in tragedy. Oh Basshunter arrived but I forgot, he was so boring.
Vinnie Jones! What a geezer! Tool.
God, is there any new material, or is it all just recycled scraps from last night? If so, I'd rather watch the Ooglies. I like those little fellas.
It actually made me cringe when Nicola goes 'what's a laundromat?' She's got a BABY. She has the next generation in her HANDS. It's SCARY. I am also ashamed of women like that. Her only good point is she asks questions you wouldn't dare. So not only did her mum fail to teach her any facts or words, she also didn't teach her any manners. Epic fail.
I like Stephen Baldwin. He is charismatic. That doesn't mean he's not pure evil. The jury is still out. What is a 'platonic crush'? Sounds sinister.
What channels is Alex Reid on? Babestation? I was on his side up until then. But I still like him 94% more than I like that dead-eyed monotone, botoxed, 'businesswoman of the year', Katie Price.
Ekaterina is English! Honestly, the papers make up such a load of shit, like she was fresh off the boat, gold-digging and lurking round Rolling Stones concerts with her man-net. She seems really nice.
Haha to Stephen complaining about women's boobies in the paper to Jordan's boyfriend.
OMG Nicola saying 'one of my friends was a proper slag'!!! *shocked face*
Oh Lord, I don't want to hear the Alcoholics Anonymous prayer. Fuck off. I'm out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Has Lady Fa-fa got her eye on Basshunter? Has EKat? I don't know. I'm sure the editors will tell me.
What's up with Stephanie's sheets? Not the appropriate tog? There, there, lovie.
I like the way Heidi speaks to people, just totally blunt and emotionless. It's funny. Alex was up Vinnie's arse. Surprise, surprise. I thought everyone on the planet HATED Vinnie Jones. It's odd to see people crawling up him.
Hmm, quite a sedate opening episode, but it's always the way. Day 4 is normally when BB shitstirs big time and there's a big ruckus. Bring on the brawl!
Sunday, 3 January 2010
Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Live Launch
Celebrity Big Brother is a poor man's Big Brother but with them binning it this year, it adds an extra frisson to proceedings. Let's enjoy these crumbs.
The house looks weird, like a granny mansion. Not sure about the diary room chair. S'alright, I spose. I like the little snug.
Stephen Baldwin first in. I always get those Baldwins confused. I think I like this one though. I seem to remember seeing him a film called Threesome, it was quite sexy. Oh god, evangelical Christian! Watch him go garrity any second. Oh dear, he went the wrong way. Not a good start.
I don't know who Nicola T is. She doesn't look very pretty, though. That WAGS workout looks like something Charlie Brooker made up. A single with Coolio? Is it Skankster's Paradise?!
Alex Reid seems alright. I'm surprised Jordan is letting him go in. He got a booing! I like an underdog. Why are they booing him? Because he's not Peter 'dignified silence' Andre?
Stephanie Beacham! Martha, Ken in Corrie's bit of stuff! What is she doing in there? Why are they doing these weird videos telling you about the person? The person should introduce herself.
Ken should have gone on that barge. She looks like a pretty lady.
Lady Sovereign looks quite good. I like her side pony. Dizzee Rascal would be better but she's just as good (ish). She looks a bit like Mel C but I won't hold that against her.
Sisqo! Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong! My boyfriend says he's bi. I forgot Sisqo existed, and was not unhappy with that situation. Why is he singing? Put a thong in it. Funny he knew Lady Sovereign when no one else did.
I can't stand Dane Bowers. He's like Peter Andre meets Anthony Costa but with less personality (somehow). And he's fat. I find the whole 'we didn't have a fight thing' a bit suspicious, can the papers really make up the whole thing? I trust the News of the World! *snigger*
I don't know who Heidi Fleiss is but she looks like Chrissy Hynde had sex with a Tweenie. Hopefully she'll push Baldwin off the wagon.
Ooh Placebo on that Daybreakers advert!
Basshunter is a douche. Fact. Should be good value, though. He should be forced to call himself Basshunter at all times. His music makes Calvin Harris look like Vivaldi.
Ekaterina! I'm looking forward to seeing what she's like. She's cute. Hope she fucks Basshunter. She sounds English. She looks scared.
OMG I can't STAND Vinnie Jones. He's such a cunt. Surely being an actor requires you to be able to play roles OTHER THAN YOURSELF. Why can't we have Danny Dyer (AKA Johnny Rubbish) instead?
Ad break: That 'don't advertise your stuff to thieves' advert gets on my NERVES! It's like telling women not to wear short skirts or they'll get raped! Fuck off! It's the thieves fault, not ours, you tossers.
I liked the car thing, it was quite funny. At least they are all well acquainted now.
I think these housemates are quite good. At least some of them are famous. And I like Lady Sov's t-shirt. And I like Alex. You can't stop me.
Ah, it's good to see you again, BB. :-)
The house looks weird, like a granny mansion. Not sure about the diary room chair. S'alright, I spose. I like the little snug.
Stephen Baldwin first in. I always get those Baldwins confused. I think I like this one though. I seem to remember seeing him a film called Threesome, it was quite sexy. Oh god, evangelical Christian! Watch him go garrity any second. Oh dear, he went the wrong way. Not a good start.
I don't know who Nicola T is. She doesn't look very pretty, though. That WAGS workout looks like something Charlie Brooker made up. A single with Coolio? Is it Skankster's Paradise?!
Alex Reid seems alright. I'm surprised Jordan is letting him go in. He got a booing! I like an underdog. Why are they booing him? Because he's not Peter 'dignified silence' Andre?
Stephanie Beacham! Martha, Ken in Corrie's bit of stuff! What is she doing in there? Why are they doing these weird videos telling you about the person? The person should introduce herself.
Ken should have gone on that barge. She looks like a pretty lady.
Lady Sovereign looks quite good. I like her side pony. Dizzee Rascal would be better but she's just as good (ish). She looks a bit like Mel C but I won't hold that against her.
Sisqo! Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong! My boyfriend says he's bi. I forgot Sisqo existed, and was not unhappy with that situation. Why is he singing? Put a thong in it. Funny he knew Lady Sovereign when no one else did.
I can't stand Dane Bowers. He's like Peter Andre meets Anthony Costa but with less personality (somehow). And he's fat. I find the whole 'we didn't have a fight thing' a bit suspicious, can the papers really make up the whole thing? I trust the News of the World! *snigger*
I don't know who Heidi Fleiss is but she looks like Chrissy Hynde had sex with a Tweenie. Hopefully she'll push Baldwin off the wagon.
Ooh Placebo on that Daybreakers advert!
Basshunter is a douche. Fact. Should be good value, though. He should be forced to call himself Basshunter at all times. His music makes Calvin Harris look like Vivaldi.
Ekaterina! I'm looking forward to seeing what she's like. She's cute. Hope she fucks Basshunter. She sounds English. She looks scared.
OMG I can't STAND Vinnie Jones. He's such a cunt. Surely being an actor requires you to be able to play roles OTHER THAN YOURSELF. Why can't we have Danny Dyer (AKA Johnny Rubbish) instead?
Ad break: That 'don't advertise your stuff to thieves' advert gets on my NERVES! It's like telling women not to wear short skirts or they'll get raped! Fuck off! It's the thieves fault, not ours, you tossers.
I liked the car thing, it was quite funny. At least they are all well acquainted now.
I think these housemates are quite good. At least some of them are famous. And I like Lady Sov's t-shirt. And I like Alex. You can't stop me.
Ah, it's good to see you again, BB. :-)
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