Friday, 14 August 2009

Big Brother 10: All the fucking best, Marcus

I can't believe we're going to lose either Freddie or Marcus tonight, I'm gutted! Still, I suppose we should be grateful it's happened in this late stage. Imagine if we'd lost them early; the show would have died on it's arse.
But how can we be grateful, when Lisa and David are scowling on the bench, reveling in their own inanity?
Postive! Negative! This makes Noirin's 'friends' schtick look underdone. Freddie's correct, it is projection. Bea is projecting all over the gaffe. The thing she didn't like most in that conversation was 'four million people'. She must KNOW in her heart of hearts that she is poison. She must.
Also, didn't Rodrigo take that Queen task well. I felt upset at them making a fool of him, but he dealt with it really brilliantly; how funny he can brush off that yet gets annoyed about the silliest thing. He really is a charming, lovely person and a worthy winner, unlike the bland plank Charlie who can't see what's going on right in front of his mush. The Bea-ranny lives on; how she swung that conversation with Marcus to him 'bullying' her was utterly pathetic, she is truly deranged. I liked it when Freddie laughed at her for being a stinking hypocrite! Charlie is just see no evil, hear no evil, he's such a shit judge of character. He's an empty vessel.
I like the fact Freddie can't be fucked to get dressed. Who would in that house of plebs?
I liked Marcus's fan mail and him moaning about it being the cameras fault because he's ugly.
Hi David, what does retard mean? You don't need to answer with words of more than one syllable, just draw us a diagram, you fucking spazz.
Haha to BB telling David off, although it seems wrong for BB to intervene like that. Really weird, actually. Although glad it riled Bea. Ner ner.
Lisa was actually right about Bea, but yet another person (David) not understanding when someone was trying to help them (and it's not often Lisa tries to help anyone).
We just called up to evict Freddie three times purely off the back of the memory of Marcus calling David a fat whinging cunt. Appreciate!
Urgh the bullying of Freddie reminds me so much of the old days. Bea has SEEN it, how can she ringlead it? She's tapped.
Ad break: I'm accesorising my underarms with bingo wings! That cannabis advert! ALL that from cannabis? All I've ever got is a little tired. They're overselling it.
Wetherspoons in Bristol is pretty banging? How? They don't play music in Wetherspoons! Bea, you're not as posh as you think you are, love.
Freddie's giving out his pick up lines, Mystery style! Ceasar salad! Far out, dude. Engaging the group! Pick your set! Freddie IS the pick-up artist.
Love Marcus! He's such a cheeky imp.
David you're a t-w-a-t. Oh Bea's hurt her wrist! Where there's blame there's a claim!
Do you think Lisa's going to roll around in her giant bag of tobacco as if it was catnip? I reckon her and David are fit to turn on Bea. As thick as they are, they must see it. 'Don't rise to it, Bea.' What? Someone larking around enjoying themselves? She has got nothing but poison running through her veins. What perfume does she wear; Vitriol for cunts?
Derren! Do a mind-game on Bea and evict her via magic!
Lisa and Marcus chumming up! It brings a tear to my eye... well OK, maybe not.
Ad break. Kevin Bishop is actually good. Ad break. I'd rather brush Marcus's ponytail every day for a thousand years than be in a 'flash mob'.
YAY we did it! Bea crushed Freddie, but Marcus stayed. That's people power. The cockroach has left the building! I can't believe Freddie's gone. He shouldn't have gone before Lisa/ Charlie et al.
But Marcus has been gold since Noirin left.
Freddie's pride has gone before a fall. Public schoolboys don't blub! LOL.
Cock-blocking Bea-ts! I don't want Freddie to be defined by the Bea-ness. He is more than the sum of her parts.
It's a bit unfair to say Freddie's not that good at reading people; no one could have seen it coming what a nutbar she was. Davina was too harsh on him! He's the people's prince!
Shut up John McCruick, you dope. Go drink some Diet Coke.
Yay they pulled out Freddie's Edward Norton moment! That was ace. Judi James is talking out of her arsehole, it must be said. Freddie had every right to attack them in the final stages.
Sophie is not going to win; she's a fucking numbskull.
Freddie was not given enough respect in that interview. He deserved better.
HMM! Bye Freddie. Love you. You woz robbed. Marcus to win. Every single person in that house nominated Marcus this week. That dark horse is truly irrepressible! Rargh.

2 comments:

John said...

Marcus was gold BEFORE Noirin left!

Lest ye forget the diary room rant about the ability to kill Sree with his eyebrow.

Tonight's result was AMAZING!

- JOTV

JB said...

I think we would have got more value out of Freddie staying and the endless on-going with Bea? That was pleasantly unpleasant, where will the excitement be now?