Big Brother 8: Noel Edmonds Rocks/ Ignorance is Bliss

Love it! Oh I do love it. How cool is this, I got a mention on the Times BB Blog... http://timesonline.typepad.com/big_brother/ That's what you get for wasting your time in a dedicated manner on Big Brother. Fame, fame, fatal fame.
I am very happy Brian won. He wanted it the most and his interview was great, sprinkled with one-liners 'Shabnam you took my banana!', 'I'm a mackerel', 'I'm going to spend it all dahn Lakeside', 'Noel Edmond rocks!' Correct. He does.
The twins interview was good too, but they wouldn't have made worthy winners. Davina forced Amanda to say she liked Brian which was good enough for me. Brian needed to win with every part of him. 'It's about time a brother won Big Brother' said Ian Wright on Big Mouth. Ha!
I liked the end bit where they played all the highlights over The Fray. I think it's The Fray, I can only get Virgin in the bath and they play a lot of that schlock rock (mainly The Feeling: go fill your own little world right up, buddy).
Ignorance is bliss. For every thing you learn, you trade a piece of your soul. It's great to be thick. Celebrate it.

Big Brother 8: First Show- Jonty, Carole, Ziggy

Davina dressed in red shocker! Oh.
Last day highlights: the speeches were quite moving and I cried when they all cried. There's something heartbreaking about seeing grown men cry. Seeing the ex housemates was hilarious- I loved Charley bigging it up and Chanelle's face like thunder. Also, how did Laura dye her hair from black to white blonde? An impossibility as anyone who's ever tried it and gone ginger can testify! Seany also looked like he'd gone grey. No sign of Emily 'N-Word' or Jonathan 'coke n call girls'. Shame.
Jonty in 6th, Carole 5th. Both interviewed for about 5 seconds. Unfortunately Carole didn't get booed. Davina even missed the opportunity to tell her her snail was dead! It was on a plate. Why Carole came out with that vile bun in her hair was anyone's guess. The twins should have sorted her out and pinked her up.
I was praying it would be Liam out in 4th but no, it was Ziggy. He looked like he was going to the gallows. I liked his 'who me?' shrug as he came out. After calling for his castration earlier in the series, I felt strangely protective of him when he came out. Chanelle just wants to use him for the magazine deals!
So Liam is in third! Shocking! I kind of want Brian to win now just because the twins won't give good interview. But Brian is a bit contrived. Ooh, I'm torn. For some reason the Nirvana lyric 'I think I'm dumb/ I'm maybe just happy' keep popping into my head, and I chucked out that CD long ago.
It must be nice to be dumb and happy. To just bumble along knowing nothing about the news, or the universe, or human suffering. I wish I was brain damaged on occasion.

Big Brother 8: The End is Near

Hey, it's midnight, I can't be arsed to think of an innovative title. Thought Brian was laying on the 'I'm fick like Jade Goody' thing a bit tonight. Snooze. Although he was a bit kinder about Jonty. Good to see Ziggy making amends with the inflatable globe. (We miss you, Gerry.)
Jonty: 'wouldn't it be weird if we all went out and turned into suntan lotion? There wouldn't be much point interviewing us.' Jonty is not on drugs, believe it or not.
It looked like Carole had been self-harming. Either that or the twins have been holding her wrist against the hob.
I'm glad they let Jonty be Big Brother for the day. I liked his chat with Ziggy.
Carole. You can stop tidying now. Let your hair down. You're moving out on Friday, for fuck's sake. Can you imagine if she was the last one standing? She'd be wiping the tables as she left! I hope Brian and the twins trash the fucking place once she skedaddles. Woo! Party!
I can't believe Ziggy thought Chanelle was flirting with Liam! She so wasn't. What a dick. He's so trying to make amends for show.
Brian went all 'American Tail' wooing Amanda with 'that's the same moon our family are looking at.' No it isn't, because they are all indoors watching Big Brother.
Brian: 'the moon is bigger than the universe.'
Amanda: 'What is the universe?'
Brian: 'The stuff we're all in, apparently. Have you ever seen Deal or No Deal? If you ask the universe for something, it comes true.'
Amanda. He is just trying to get in your knickers.
Er... I thought Ziggy looked quite hot in that grey cardigan. Don't tell anyone. It made a nice change from the hoodie of doom anyway.

Big Brother 8: Ziggynoia

They always go a bit senile in the final week. I like that. I liked the movie they made and Liam and Ziggy as the twins were ace and the twins acting was good and Ziggy was an amazing Leslie. Brian's impersonation of Charley was bordering on offensive which was highly amusing. It all made me feel quite emotional and I almost liked Carole again. Their little sad faces at the end were heartbreaking.
And I like Jonty's kind, bumbling manner and funny voice and train announcements. I like the fact the twins accept him as he is and aren't creeped out by him.
God if Ziggy's so paranoid about some drunk lardy cake yelling over the fence, wait til he gets out and see what they are saying about him on Digital Spy! I've heard people comment on everything from his hair to his willy. If you care what people think about you, don't go on Big Brother. Your every breath will be dissected. I couldn't stand it. I'd want to rage against it for the rest of eternity and prove that I was alright really, or at least a bit funny, or something.
Carole was looking a bit glam tonight. The other night about about 4am me and my best mate watched the twins straightening and curling Carole's hair on the live feed. Then at about 10am she got up and washed it. Oh well. They tried. I'd just put that bin bag she wears as an apron over her head and have done with it.

Big Brother 8: Fake Plastic Women

Ziggy had his hood up so we knew there was trouble ahead (see Grace Dent). Apparently Ziggy was in a mood cos they showed Richard Madeley calling him 'a bastard'. I watched a clip on youtube and actually Richard called Big Brother a bastard. From my lip reading skills, it looked like he called Ziggy a 'cunt'. Ha! He's only taking advantage cos he can't swear on daytime TV Ziggy, don't take it personally.
Carole's whoopie cushion task idea wasn't much cop, was it? Liam's blow up dolls summed him up really. He likes his women vacant and open-mouthed (but not speaking, naturally).
The task was amusing. It's not hard to come up with a good task, although the producers seem to think it is. Reasons not to vote for Brian and the twinzoids: they go whoop-whoop when they play crap music into the house. WHOOP-WHOOP. DIE! DIE!
I enjoyed the twins hysterical screaming over nothing.
The scary Big Brother voice is hilarious. The fake nominations were stupid. Ziggy doing a Gerry was a laugh. It's too late to fall on your sword! We've got your number, hoodie boy. 'We're not nominating!' Two minutes later... 'Oh OK, Ziggy and Carole.' Ha! Why did they tell them it was a lie straight away? They could have strung that out a bit longer.
I was pleased Amanda sussed Carole was being a twonk. Shame that didn't happen three months ago. I'm glad they are all tense and fractured at the moment. I'm glad the twins are trying to find their place in the world as individuals.
God, I hate Ian Wright.

Big Brother 8: Kick in the Nuts Day

Quite a good BB tonight. The quiz set the cat amongst the pigeons but unfortunately some people seemed to take a hit and others didn't. Was it really necessary to show Jonty a clip of some people saying they couldn't stand him? He's not exactly got Liam-sized self esteem, has he? However, I particularly enjoyed Amy giving it to Carole. She spoke for an entire nation. You could see Carole was dead riled too. Result. Brian basically got a compliment by Dermot impersonating him.
I had mixed feelings about Chanelle's return. I'm a romantic and I liked Chanelle so I was quite excited, especially when Carole vacated the vestibule. It was a bit unnerving when Chanelle said 'Drop the conversation'- what else did she come in there for, just to show off her Pob? But I thought the killer line of the night was 'my agent wants to sign you'. Ahhh. How romantic. So THAT'S why when she came out the house she was like 'Ziggy is a twat' and then two weeks later said she missed him. It's all about the ching-ching! Dear oh dear, why should I be surprised? Still, a little bit of me wanted it to be real and felt quite sad for Ziggy, all damp-haired and looking like a bedraggled puppy and smelling of smoky-bacon crisps. LET THE LOVE STORY BE REAL!
The last part of the show was weird: Liam, Brian and Ziggy saying how much they loved each other, then ten minutes later fighting over semantics. Liam saying Brian phrased something wrong is a bit cruel: Brian can't exactly argue articulately, can he? It's like arguing with someone who's got their jaw wired. Liam's true side is revealed more and more, and under his cheeky-chappy laydeez man persona lurks a boorish side. The trouble is, the public don't see it. They just think, 'isn't he cute?' which he aint. Why was Amanda crying? Why did she look at Sam so angrily? As usual, the answer probably lies on the cutting room floor.
Ziggy definitely missed a trick at the end when they gave him the photo album, he should have turned to the picture of him and Chanelle and shed a little tear ala Mikey and Grace. God, that was the most romantic thing I've ever seen on Big Brother. Well, either that or Craig trying to rape Antony in that wetsuit.

Big Brother 8: A Knife in the Back

And so. The last week begins, limping away like a dead dog ready for the knackers yard. I didn't even notice Tracey had gone. She was supremely annoying on BBLB, though. I got the impression Dermot wanted to nut her. She really was as vacuous as we suspected.
What was that all about when Carole told Ziggy she'd nominated him? How weird! You could tell it broke his little heart. She's a ball-crusher, make no mistake. Her paranoid delusions/ crying afterwards was very interesting. The fact is, Ziggy dared to stand up to her and she punished him for it. End of story. She wouldn't accept she was controlling. She really sees herself as Mother Teresa.
I thought it was hilarious when they all got a telling off for talking about nominations. When Carole said 'give me my case to go' they really should have. Her martyrdom is truly sickening. I hope she gets lynched when she comes out, I really do. LYNCH HER!
I loved Brian and the twins duet. It was like a day out from the special needs school. Aren't thick people cute and nonthreatening?
I'm going to vote for Ziggy to win I reckon, cos I cant choose between the twins and Brian and I've enjoyed all of Ziggy's bullshit. Jonty is too dull and I don't want Ziggy to come out before Carole.

Big Brother 8: On the Fence of Love

There is a fly on my screen. I do not have enough breath in me thanks to a combination of vodka, champagne and red bull (they call it Champbull, I call it Redpagne') to blow it off. PS. I don't normally drink champagne. I just wanted to get hammered.
Highlights: seeing the morons dancing to 'Umbrella-ella-uh-uh' made me feel glad to still be the only person in the country (probably) who has never heard this song in it's entirety. Cos it's shit. Ziggy's simpering puppy dog act to Kara didn't really wash; her and Jonty were so marginalised by that point they may as well have been the home help.
So I was dead happy that they booted out Tracey: a woman so irrelevant that shitty rave tune Josh Wink is her top song of all time. I got sick of hearing that when I was around 16. Go and stuff yourself full of E, Tracey. Fuck off. By the way, what the fuck is picallili? I have no fucking clue. I liked the fact 19 year old Brian knew Stefan Dennis's 'don't it make you feel good'. I have fond memories of my brother singing that at me as a child.
At least Jonty staying gave the housemates the slap in the face they needed (even if the percentages were very close). Tracey came across alright in the interview and Kara was short-changed. So what's new? PS. Kara's frumpy dresses were just weird. Where do you get those? Millets?
Now we have to wait til Friday to kick 'em all out. My predictions as follows: Carole, Jonty, Ziggy, Liam, Twins, Brian.
What I want? Oh what does it matter any more. FYI: The fly has now drowned. In the redpagne. :-(

Big Brother 8: If Carole's Happy, Everyone's Happy

Oh, if only it were true, Ziggy. As it is, no one's happy. The rot is setting in now. Liam has turned from a harmless Northern tree surgeon to a smug, cocky boorish twat. Brian has gone from bumbling joker to retarded sex pest. Carole: harmless granny to the devil incarnate. Ziggy: Mr Smooth to twitchy, duplicitous pensioner. Twins: shrieking lolitas to impassive mannequins. Tracey: gargoyled-faced cliche generator to... ah. Kara and Jonty have not been in there long enough to change. But they've always been a one-way ticket to dullsville.
The joke telling thing was shite. Big Brother fake laughed at Liam's rubbish joke. I can't stand jokes or people who tell jokes. It's like magic. Just go away. (I knew Ziggy's handjob joke. It's alright. He didn't tell it very well)
Brian was labouring the whole 'I don't win things' a little too much. What's that you say, Brian? You don't win things! Why then I must crown you the winner of Big Brother! Blah.
Carole shit-stirring about Liam and Sam was gross. The way she did it was sly as fuck. Sam looked completely confused. It's particularly horrible because it will make them paranoid about hanging out/ cuddling etc, when it's obvious it's completely harmless.
Brian to Amanda: 'Is it not hard living with someone you're attracted to?' Yes it probably is, but unfortunately for you, it's not you, Brian. There is NOTHING TO DO in the Big Brother house. If she fancied you she'd be snogging your face off. Just leave it now before she gets a restraining order. Hint: when Amanda says 'Funny!' she means 'Fuck off!' Sam crying was sad, it was like seeing a kitten get run over. When she said 'I miss him dead loads lately' it was heartbreaking! We actually saw a real emotion from her. Carole knew exactly what it was about.
Jonty naked!!! What the hell was that all about? It was like he was gagging Kara-Louise to look at his willy. URGH! No need, Jonty, no need!

Big Brother 8: Dysfunctional Family

I'm meant to be writing my new story but the action packed Big Brother highlights are tempting me from the path of righteousness. NOT. How boring? I could literally cry for what they've done to this series.
Carole shows a 36-year-old how to wash up. Ziggy bitches about Carole but doesn't dare stand up to her. The silence in the house is deathly. It had more life in it when it was just fucking Dean and Elizabeth there in about 1947.
Jonty and Kara get dominated and are expected to 'deal with it'. (I wrote dominated instead of nominated by accident and that's about right) They are treated as sub-human because they weren't there back in the day. It's not exactly their fault is it? Ziggy, Liam and Brian are a bullying bunch. 'There must be something good about them,' says Liam about the newcomers, charm personified. He's looking more like Peter Kay by the day.
Jonty was spot on in the diary room for calling the others out for not nominating people they actually dislike. Very perceptive. How ridiculous. I'd blatantly nominate people who pissed me off.
The dinner was cringeworthy. I have a dysfunctional family of my own, I don't want to watch them bickering over dinner either.
Tracey crying over a cigarette: DEAL WITH IT! They are nominating you because you are a CUNT. Deal. With. It.
Haha, how funny, Ziggy not daring to do the shopping list, but putting Brian up for it. Ooh, I was impressed when he went and told Carole like it was. For like two seconds. Oh, then she blubbed again! Wow! Carole: 'It takes weeks to learn how to do the list..' WEEKS! YEARS OF TRAINING! She put in the hours! Leave her be. Urghhhhhhhhhhh.

Big Brother 8: Baldergash

Another crashing bore tonight. Carole's reign of terror continues unabated with not ONE nomination thanks to Gerry's impassioned leaving speech. Even Ziggy bottled it. Only Carole voted tactically, not much caring if the originals survived to the last week. Instead she had her big fat kitchen knife out for the competition. What a sweet old lady. I'd be angry if I wasn't expecting it. Boy is she going to get the shock of her life when she gets BOOOOOOOOOOted out of there. I wouldn't be surpised if BB throws her out the back door to save her from it. I hope Jonty doesn't go. I hope Tracey gets booted. But as the decision is in the hands of the moronic public and their misplaced text messages I've got no hope whatsoever.
I would however like to see the back of Kara-Louise. Whilst I enjoyed her baiting of Goldilocks it is not enough to save the biggest BB dullard since Vanessa (the black one, not the snooty south african one). I did enjoy Brian's continued reminding Ziggy of Kara's mild and unfunny abuse.
Question: why was Kara plucking her armpit hair? That seems like an excruciatingly long-winded method of hair-removal and paticularly horrible to watch on TV. Has she not heard of disposible razors?
Brian is getting on my nerves a little bit now too. Twins or Jonty to win at the mo.
PS. How much of a sexist scumbag is Liam asking Kara-Louise if she's going to do Nuts when she leaves the house? Like that's her only possible course of action as a woman. Flabby prick.

Big Brother 8: When Scarecrows Cry

Carole saying, 'don't jump on the furniture' at the opener of the show to Sam says it all. Do you remember the twins excitedly clambering into the bath on the first night? Well, that was because they and only they owned the house. Hopefully they will again one day.
I love the way Tracey reacted when Brian told her what Gerry said: nonchalant, 'deal with it' territory, then later she was sobbing like a baby. Ha ha! As Nelson would say. I enjoyed seeing Tracey crumble. DEAL WIV IT! DEAL WIV IT YOU DOPEY BITCH. Cry cry cry cry. Yay! This is your punishment for your unfeeling advice for the past three months. Notice how she cried with her face to the camera, so we could all get a good old gawp at her tears. Boo fucking hoo. It aint exactly an X-Factor stylee dead parent story with heartstringy music is it?
Big Brothers finishing school was dull as shit, they should sack the taskmasters. Ooh, taskmaster. Good word. Tracey treated it with her usual sour-faced aplomb. It was so fucking boring to watch. BORING! I HATE YOU BIG BROTHER!!!
I liked the twins orange cardies though. Did you see how Carole wiped the counter when she got the chance, it was almost erotic. URGH!
Liam and his pearl necklace comment didn't exactly endear me to him. I bet he's so, so, so shit in bed. Tracey backing him up just made her look like the tryhard bozo she is. Tracey, the reason you can't do the task is because all that E has shrivelled your brain, love (oh and your face). Liam asking his bi girlfriend to do a threesome. SIGH!
Were Liam, Brian and Ziggles conspiring to put Carole up? Goddammit I hope so. But I feel like an abused dog scrabbling for a crumb. I get the feeling come nominations it's just going to be another kick in the ribs.
Amanda getting toothpaste in her eye must have been the first genuine laugh I've had via BB in weeks. A definite best bit.

Big Brother 8: 'The Right Person Stayed'

Literally gobsmacked at how brainwashed the house is now. I can't believe they said it was an easy decision to let Gerry go, and even implied they would have been stuck if it had been Brian Vs Carole! Oh my God, can you imagine if they kicked out Brian for Carole. Fuck a duck! Listening to them all say Carole deserved to win was abuse of the ear. The only reason Tracey disagreed is because she wants to win. Fat chance, love. I'm glad Gerry stuck the knife in the sour-faced crone as he left. I hope they remember that come nominations.
Amanda: if you don't know if you like someone, it means you don't. End of story. You either do or you don't. The break up was quite sad: I was pleased she had the balls to say it, and Brian was brave to ask straight out, 'Do you fancy me?' It was all very sad and innocent. Is Brian a virgin? My money's on yes.
What was that weird conversation with Liam and the twins at the dining table about? Amanda had a face like thunder (which I enjoyed). Was Liam having a go at her because she ditched Brian? Was he testing the water? He's got a cheek calling her naive just because he likes his date to get a few pints down her neck then open her legs. But then Amy virtually put it on a plate for him and he chickened out! It's all front, I tell you. I don't like him one bit.
The whole bread argument was tedious, but then it involved Carole, so it figures.
Two more weeks.

Big Brother 8: Wolves!

And so the spasticated British public put up Gerry: kind, flawed, clever, funny Gerry. I cried! I haven't cried at Big Brother for years. But I almost fainted in Morrissons today so it's not my fault, I'm just feeling weak. It all happened exactly as we'd feared. Because we know them all too well.
And so the house is left with it's 'mother figure' except this mother figure has Munchausen's Syndrome: this mother figure does not throw herself on the sword to save a young man, she sits and weeps and says nothing. This mother figure bullied Gerry relentlessly all week and the rest of the housemates stood by and said nothing. They deserve to starve. The rest of the housemates can kiss my arse frankly. Liam: sexist. Brian: thick. Twins: spineless. Ziggy: useless. Kara-Louise: pointless. Jonty: ineffectual. Tracey: cliche.
And the worst part of it was 49% of the GBP voted for Carole. So Big Brother has pissed off half of it's viewers! Brilliant! What an amazing twist! You stupid thick fuckers. Seriously, let Freddie and Monkety Tunkety produce the show, they could probably do better.
So what did I enjoy tonight? Ziggy, Liam and Brian's conversation was quite funny. I felt for Brian when Amanda said she wanted to 'just be fwends' and Sam looked like she'd heard it a thousand times before. I could have killed Carole when she started a row about... water!
The only thing that can save the show is to put Chanelle back in and lets see Carole really sweat.
I loved Gerry's interview. He was so out of touch defending Carole, and backing her to win. I hope he goes out and gets fucked good and proper. He deserves it. Enjoy your two weeks of fame Gerry. You DID earn it.
And do you know who my pick to win is now... well not my pick, but who I WANT. Jonty! Christ. Says it all, doesn't it.

Big Brother 8: You don't know what starving is

Like you do, you fat fucking old hag! ARGHHHHHHHHH! I just shouted at the telly so loud my neighbours probably called the police. I haven't been this angry since that hideous, rubber faced toad and those thick slappers abused Shilpa Shetty.
Why are we still watching this? Well I know Red's not. I'm the only person in my house still watching it. It's not fun is it? I look forward to BB every year and every year the producers fuck it up. This week we could have got rid of Carole. But no. We have to put up with another epic row about food and they'll still save her cos they are dumb as shit. It is so uncomfortable to watch it's unbelievable. It actually makes me feel sick. The way she spoke to Brian was disgusting. She is vile. None of them stand up for each other when she goes off though. They all just let each other get bullied.
Carole thinks she is above the other housemates, above Big Brother. What bad timing about the biscuits thing though. Can you imagine if it was someone else who'd hidden them though? She is just beyond belief. 'Supervising and advising?' Oh just FUCK OFF! I can't take it. I just can't take it. 'Big Brother hopes the biscuits were worth it.' Then she says they were. Thick twat. Not even sorry. I hate her more than I ever hated Charley. 'It's alreet,' says Liam. DICK! I am furious no one will take her to task! GET A FUCKING SPINE YOU STUPID FUCKERS!
'It's alright Carole, treat us like babies, tell us off, make us miserable, emotionally blackmail us, make us starve, it's alright Carole...' No it's NOT ALRIGHT! ARGRRHRHRHRHRHRRHHRRGRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Ziggy should have taken his anger out on the old witch, not Big Brother. Prick. Brian apologising to her just made me hate him. At least the twins don't like her. 'Stop crying every time.' Thank God for Gerry. He finally dared stand up to her. Damn all the others to hell for not backing him up, the pathetic, fence sitting little weasels. 'You moan 24 hours a day.' Correct. Carole was trying to set Gerry up for a fall. Please God don't let them fall for it. The only bit I enjoyed was Gerry pretending to starve in the diary room and Liam and Brian singing in the rain.
PS. Gerry is looking so cute with his 'Something about Mary' hair lately. I want to cuddle him.

Big Brother 8: Paranoid City

Carole's emotional blackmail was horrible to watch tonight. Liam was fair to confront her and she reacted childishly.
The lie detector task was a farce. Why did Gerry go in the diary room and say he had a gameplan? Why did he say he'd betray someone to win 100K? It was very mysterious. I still love him for it though, and hate Tracey and Carole for their cruelty towards him. Brian was bullying him too, what a prick. Notice when Liam gets accused of fancying Amanda it's immediately 'a set up'. The injustice makes me furious! Jonty is onto them. You could tell by his face.
Ziggy's angry little face when Tracey called Chiggy a sham was good fun to see. Did your feelings get hurt, Ziggy? But Tracey's just keeping it REAL! Like Charley did! Deal with it! You can't handle the truth! And so on. Her shouting 'LIAR!' at Gerry was disgusting. She's ugly inside and out. An aggressive prick. I'm glad Ziggy rounded on her, too. The twins thousand yard stare was back too, which I enjoyed. 'What a shame she's immune this week' was a great one liner from Gerry. I was annoyed Tracey was made a guru,too. Would have liked to have seen the back of her. Brian handled it well though.

Big Brother 8: Gerrymandering

Fuck all is happening in the house again so they spice things up by making them insult each other, and by making Gerry look like a dick (not hard at the moment, as he is going on, but he's still got a good heart). Brian was nasty to him and I didn't like it. Ziggy doesn't care cos he's immune from eviction.
The obstacle course was SO boring. I honestly could not give a toss, as long as Carole goes.
It was interesting hearing them all plotting to overthrow Carole in the caravan. Why can't one of them just stand up to her? The way she spoke to Gerry was disgusting as well, what a vile person. And defying Big Brother too! Who does she think she is?
'Let's all go to bed and be quiet now.'
THAT'S entertainment.

Big Brother 8: Totally Zen

The house is getting on too well, so giving them a task where they are all hippies is pretty dumb. Nothing to report at all tonight, but I admit I have been VERY distracted by Scrabulous online. Even though I'm shit at it.
So... Ziggy is a smug twat. I feel sorry for Gerry even though his rampant ego is probably annoying everyone else. I'm a bit of a smart arse myself so I can relate to his need to prove himself brainy. Ziggy wasn't proved smart though, he proved inconsistent.
I literally can't remember anything that happened. Brian seemed down. Liam was a dick. Were those really the highlights of 24 hours? Christ!
I read Chanelle has decided to go meet Posh Spice instead of returning to the house. Good choice probably. So we're just stuck with the sickening love-in for the next THREE weeks.
Three... weeks... nooooooo!

Big Brother 8: Womb People

I enjoyed BB tonight. Big Brother contstantly plying them with drink is effective as it makes for more horniness, more drama and more laughs. Tracey even seems to be becoming mildly human, but only mildly mind. Still, I enjoyed her jumping into bed with Ziggy, giving Amanda advice and drunkenly falling over.
Brian trying to go be on his own to cry was heartbreaking as he was accosted by Ziggy and then Sam. What had upset him, I'm not sure. Amanda sure does give him mixed signals though. Kara-Louise really fucked me off by telling him he was favourite to win. It ruins the whole show as part of it is the surprise at the end. Kick the boring, insipid skunk out. Encouraging Jonty's spanking sessions isn't wise either. I do like Jonty, he seems very kind. I wish the others would include him a bit more.
PS. Carole to go this week. Or else!

Big Brother 8: Too Sexy

I thought Chanelle was going back in? Booo. Wish she had. I wanna see her kick Carole! I want to see Ziggy's tongue fall out. My boyfriend says Ziggy is better since Chanelle left but I don't think he is. He, Liam and Tracey are smug as fuck.
So the eviction was a bit dull but I enjoyed the fashion show tonight. I thought Gerry looked amazing and the girls looked very sexy.
It was gross to see the way Liam treated Amy: giving her the brush off, slagging her to Tracey then beckoning her into bed. Proper teenage stuff and completely vile. He is scum. He's not even good-looking and his northern dialect is getting ridiculous. Alreet-canny-lass-hooose! DICKHEAD!
It would have been better to lose Kara-Louise. Why did they put her in? think of five of your mates. They are more interesting than her, aren't they?