Elvis Live's! Sign-writing not the crowd's speciality.
How many times do you think Noirin is going to say 'friends' in her eviction interview? My boyfriend said 57. I guess 36.
Have fun! Have fun! Have fun! Maybe the Noirin-bot has a malfunction. She is broke without the hoodie. Do you think she'll get evicted with that hoodie on?
Has a statement ever meant anything less than 'it is what it is'. It's right up there with 'I'm going to be myself.'
LOVING the housemates revolting against Norrag. Leg over! Well, it is true.
Noirin having a go at someone for being chaste. Hira? Who-ra more like. Charlie is a good judge of character as ever. He would have been first in the line making lampshades out of Jews.
It's all good! Glad Siavash took Noirin to task. Can't believe Noirin said she was in love with Spring Break. Siavash looked like a cowboy on acid. Friends! Friends! Friends! Siavash why can't you be friends with Noirin and Spring Break, they are innocent! Tell her to stick her storyline up her arse. It is what it is. ARGH!
Marcus doing the cowboy instrumental! He's funny as fuck.
Friend! Why do you feel so guilty, Noirin? Because you are Beelzibub. Do you know that?
Bea's hair has grown ten inches again! That's magic.
Charlie! Fake. That scene with Isaac and David talking about Grease was quality. David thinks Grease is real life! He's off his 'ead. 'We just dance it out.' OMG. We laughed very hard, but I think we're drunk.
I love that Erasure song! Meeeeeeeeeee!
Isaac has got a Bea in his bonnet. He's a professional reality TV show contestant. Boring! Why should we give you 100K, you dullard? You don't get the English way. We pretend we don't WANT the money.
Christ even Rod & Charlie are giving it the 'friends' schtick. Zzzzz.
Stinky-top gate! Bea is insane. But I think I like it. Noiring should be ashamed of herself. Her speech was GOOD. Frat dude! LOLZ. 'He seems like a right noddy'- lump of Americanised arrogance' so why do you fancy him? Bea confuses me because I half hate her/ half like her but either way she's a good HM.
I enjoyed the towel protest. Rock n roll! Even SOPHIE is on Marcus's side! 'I want Marcus so badly'. WHAT!? Fuck a duck. I love it. Whatever you say about Marcus, he's a good housemate. Charlie, by backing no horses, you become nothing. Charlie; you're a WEASEL! He's such a shitstirrer, that is his stock in trade. 'I thought you knew...' you lying little bastard. You're about as close to winning this as you are to rimming Rodrigo. Don't forget this, people. Don't forget what this man is made of. Hira; you're a spineless little cunt.
Rectum tree?! WTF. It's raining arse. Yeah, ever since you arrive, Spring Break. Yeah well done, Charlie, you just aligned yourself with the devil.
Lisa, 'I should have said this'- why didn't you then?! She's a lot of bluff and bluster.
I don't think Noirag even said goodbye to anyone. Heartless bitch. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Not one cheer! Good.
Now if only Davina had the wherewithal to tell Noirin exactly what we think of her. But do you think she could?
Fuck, not even cheered in the studio! Noirin, you done bad.
'Friends' count: 4
'Still in love with my ex boyfriend': 2
Isaac not gonna stay? Why is he still in there then? Why didn't he walk out with her?
Jo Wiley aint exactly gonna stick it to her, is she? I aint even gonna comment on Toothy.
Noirin was unrepentant! 'Not socially aware'- please. She aint an idiot.
Oh Davina, you useless, useless piece of crap; this was your one chance to do a Makosi on her, and you let her off gently. Noirin barely said a word during that interview. Totally off the hook. 'Mixed messages' isn't strong enough condemnation.
'Words only count for 7% of a message'- BULLSHIT!
RIP the Hoodie. Noirin can go fuck herself. Oh, and Davina.
Friday, 31 July 2009
Thursday, 30 July 2009
Big Brother 10: Ironic and Moronic
My friend went on holiday to NY and used my blog as BB catch up when she came back! Just as good as torrents, and infinitely better that BB's official tweets they are doing instead of live feed now. It's the equivalent to going into space, then a decade later trying to sell us the trapeze as a viable alternative.
Noirin to Siavash: 'I don't give a fuck about things that don't matter, because the next day they really don't matter.' Just like you. Ooh, she was still kissing him on the lips that morning!
Bea is begging for a chance to have a go at Lisa. Just begging for it! Pinky and the Brain! LOL.
I laughed more at the boybands in the task, Sophie looked cute in the wig.
Fish n chips! OMG Noirin's casual snogging of Siavash with the knowledge we have was just sick-making. Mind you, who is Bea to comment on it? She's got ulterior motives! Oh and listen to her commenting on it! Thought she wasn't interested in talking about other people's business- MUCH! Then laying into Lisa! She is a super-bitch. She makes Lisa look a spent force.
Then slagging off Lisa for being on the dole; class wars! Not everyone has a pony, Bea, and if you've got that much cash, get your fucking teeth fixed, love. (Most of what she said WAS true, though, hehe).
David has become our new favourite housemate, just due to his mind-blowing idiocy and the joy of doing impressions of him. 'I like dancin'/ car-booting/ sleeping' (delete as applicable).
I LOVED the reaction to Isaac's entry 'Fuck the new housemate, now where's those fucking chips?' I've never seen a less warm welcome! Marcus kept his head down low! Siavash looked beleaguered.
No chips for Siavash? Not even a sausage in batter? Bless! Good old Freddie, eating his chips on the bench (and laughing heartily!)
Isaac has no fucking right to say a word to Noirin about Siavash; isn't he her EX?! Noirin is a serial apologiser. Daddy may be back, but he's an arse, and a control freak by the look of that.
Siavash has got his comfort jacket on. Out comes Marcus, smug as you like. 'Looking like a fucking horrible person and an idiot in the space of a week.' Marcus and Freddie both laughing! Cruel!
At least Isaac tried to come out and make the effort, or was he just marking his territory? Ooh Freddie doesn't like him! Lisa and David crowing in the diary room! Funny.
Noirin could really have got off her arse and spoke to Siavash, the selfish cunt. Then laughing about stamping on someone's heart. She is a piece of WORK. I hope Isaac fucks her over good and proper. She is the most despicable Big Brother housemate there's ever been, and she has got COMPETITION!
I can't believe Isaac had to tell Noirin they should sleep in separate beds. What is she going to do next, stick her tongue down his throat in front of Siavash, whilst chirping 'friends! fun!'
She DOES owe you an explanation, Siavash. She really does.
Bea is BRAVE taking Noirin and on. She looked DISGUSTED. Isaac is just a steam-roller. I liked him telling Bea to butt out, but at the same time, she and everyone in that house are entitled to an opinion on the situation, whether he likes it or not. I liked it when he got all irked and started spinning round on that chair. Bea, you DID pass judgement, and I'm glad he called her out. 'I'm down to be friends with you' sounded like a total threat. Then Bea apologised! Sucka. Is Bea Noirin's closest friend? I think I'd rather be friends with Marcus. Bea should have just fronted it and gone, 'you disgust me Noirin, you heartless bitch, and as for you, meat-head, shove your Spring Break up your arsehole' and it would probably win her the show.
Siavash should have walked in a way, but Bea was right, it's not a good a legacy. I don't blame him for not wanting to sleep with them in the same room.
Yay to Rodrigo calling her out! I love Rodrigo. Arguing whilst cleaning his teeth! That's dedication.
How come Marcus gets away with all of his behaviour and gets to ride the high horse? Give that tattoo a trim. Keep it in your Big Brother brain (whatever that means)!
Anyway, it's all good, apparently.
Noirin to Siavash: 'I don't give a fuck about things that don't matter, because the next day they really don't matter.' Just like you. Ooh, she was still kissing him on the lips that morning!
Bea is begging for a chance to have a go at Lisa. Just begging for it! Pinky and the Brain! LOL.
I laughed more at the boybands in the task, Sophie looked cute in the wig.
Fish n chips! OMG Noirin's casual snogging of Siavash with the knowledge we have was just sick-making. Mind you, who is Bea to comment on it? She's got ulterior motives! Oh and listen to her commenting on it! Thought she wasn't interested in talking about other people's business- MUCH! Then laying into Lisa! She is a super-bitch. She makes Lisa look a spent force.
Then slagging off Lisa for being on the dole; class wars! Not everyone has a pony, Bea, and if you've got that much cash, get your fucking teeth fixed, love. (Most of what she said WAS true, though, hehe).
David has become our new favourite housemate, just due to his mind-blowing idiocy and the joy of doing impressions of him. 'I like dancin'/ car-booting/ sleeping' (delete as applicable).
I LOVED the reaction to Isaac's entry 'Fuck the new housemate, now where's those fucking chips?' I've never seen a less warm welcome! Marcus kept his head down low! Siavash looked beleaguered.
No chips for Siavash? Not even a sausage in batter? Bless! Good old Freddie, eating his chips on the bench (and laughing heartily!)
Isaac has no fucking right to say a word to Noirin about Siavash; isn't he her EX?! Noirin is a serial apologiser. Daddy may be back, but he's an arse, and a control freak by the look of that.
Siavash has got his comfort jacket on. Out comes Marcus, smug as you like. 'Looking like a fucking horrible person and an idiot in the space of a week.' Marcus and Freddie both laughing! Cruel!
At least Isaac tried to come out and make the effort, or was he just marking his territory? Ooh Freddie doesn't like him! Lisa and David crowing in the diary room! Funny.
Noirin could really have got off her arse and spoke to Siavash, the selfish cunt. Then laughing about stamping on someone's heart. She is a piece of WORK. I hope Isaac fucks her over good and proper. She is the most despicable Big Brother housemate there's ever been, and she has got COMPETITION!
I can't believe Isaac had to tell Noirin they should sleep in separate beds. What is she going to do next, stick her tongue down his throat in front of Siavash, whilst chirping 'friends! fun!'
She DOES owe you an explanation, Siavash. She really does.
Bea is BRAVE taking Noirin and on. She looked DISGUSTED. Isaac is just a steam-roller. I liked him telling Bea to butt out, but at the same time, she and everyone in that house are entitled to an opinion on the situation, whether he likes it or not. I liked it when he got all irked and started spinning round on that chair. Bea, you DID pass judgement, and I'm glad he called her out. 'I'm down to be friends with you' sounded like a total threat. Then Bea apologised! Sucka. Is Bea Noirin's closest friend? I think I'd rather be friends with Marcus. Bea should have just fronted it and gone, 'you disgust me Noirin, you heartless bitch, and as for you, meat-head, shove your Spring Break up your arsehole' and it would probably win her the show.
Siavash should have walked in a way, but Bea was right, it's not a good a legacy. I don't blame him for not wanting to sleep with them in the same room.
Yay to Rodrigo calling her out! I love Rodrigo. Arguing whilst cleaning his teeth! That's dedication.
How come Marcus gets away with all of his behaviour and gets to ride the high horse? Give that tattoo a trim. Keep it in your Big Brother brain (whatever that means)!
Anyway, it's all good, apparently.
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
Big Brother 10: 'Noirin- Stay.'
Interesting that Lisa doesn't really dare stand up to Bea. Because Bea could take her in a battle of the words. But Bea is a dickhead as well, so either way you lose.
Did Bea have ten inches of her hair cut off? Noirin's in her hoodie again. It's better this way. When she wore that new one once I didn't know where I stood.
Oh Freddie, you spazz, women (in general) don't get sexually frustrated after a week. Maybe she doesn't like being watched/ judged/ dictated to about eggs. Freddie is as deluded about women as Marcus. In fact all the straight men in that house are insane. Freddie, if a woman fancies you, she doesn't tell you off for being sleazy. She likes it when you're sleazy.
How come Noirin's hugging Marcus now? Oh bloody hell. I can't... keep... track. Now Marcus falls back into his telling Noirin off role. It really is Groundhog Day.
Task- zzz. Marcus and Lisa's ceasefire is weird. Maybe they'll end up best chums?
Siavash and Bea; yawn! Another showmance. Bea is actually quite a piece of work. She's more corrupt in a way because she pretends she's innocent. At least Noirin admits she's Satan. Bea is just chief shit-stirrer.
Siavash is right that Bea and Freddie aren't pro-him and Noirin, on live feed the other night they ripped them to bits and Freddie essentially just said Siavash was after an OK deal. I think even OK might balk- maybe Take a Break would be interested? Bella?
It looked like Charlie deliberately knocked that DVD player off to me. I wouldn't put it past the little shit.
We really need more sympathetic characters. I hate all these wankers. What has it really got to do with Siavash that Noirin and Marcus are up for the chop? He likes being the bad guy, he likes the role he's created for himself. It's a shame; he was a solid contender before; he's been revealed as a bit weak and a bit sneaky.
Noirin complaining about being nominated; what do you fucking EXPECT? And so what if Freddie nominated you (I can't remember if he did) but I remember YOU nominating HIM after he got your marker pen glasses removed (oh and I was thinking about the stupid glasses thing; remember how ruthless Noirin was when she chose to do that, she said 'I've worked hard to get here' and the she was just mute for two weeks. Now look at her!)
Hmm, bad atmosphere in the house. Bloody Bea calling Freddie a drama queen! She's the drama queen. I hate her, she's insidious, basically hinting to Siavash and Noirin that Freddie was talking about them. Well so was she; I saw her. She fancies Siavash; she doesn't want space. She's just being an arsehole. If you want to go to sleep, say 'I'm going to sleep' to Freddie. I thought you were meant to be intelligent?
Why are people in that house always forcing hugs on people who don't want them?!
Wow, what a depressing Big Brother. And now they are bringing Noirin's boyfriend in! It'll be Fight Night Two, Marcus or Siavash will walk (I would) OR it will all be a damp squib. But it can't be any worse than tonights show. I'm off to slit my wrists, Sree stylee!
Did Bea have ten inches of her hair cut off? Noirin's in her hoodie again. It's better this way. When she wore that new one once I didn't know where I stood.
Oh Freddie, you spazz, women (in general) don't get sexually frustrated after a week. Maybe she doesn't like being watched/ judged/ dictated to about eggs. Freddie is as deluded about women as Marcus. In fact all the straight men in that house are insane. Freddie, if a woman fancies you, she doesn't tell you off for being sleazy. She likes it when you're sleazy.
How come Noirin's hugging Marcus now? Oh bloody hell. I can't... keep... track. Now Marcus falls back into his telling Noirin off role. It really is Groundhog Day.
Task- zzz. Marcus and Lisa's ceasefire is weird. Maybe they'll end up best chums?
Siavash and Bea; yawn! Another showmance. Bea is actually quite a piece of work. She's more corrupt in a way because she pretends she's innocent. At least Noirin admits she's Satan. Bea is just chief shit-stirrer.
Siavash is right that Bea and Freddie aren't pro-him and Noirin, on live feed the other night they ripped them to bits and Freddie essentially just said Siavash was after an OK deal. I think even OK might balk- maybe Take a Break would be interested? Bella?
It looked like Charlie deliberately knocked that DVD player off to me. I wouldn't put it past the little shit.
We really need more sympathetic characters. I hate all these wankers. What has it really got to do with Siavash that Noirin and Marcus are up for the chop? He likes being the bad guy, he likes the role he's created for himself. It's a shame; he was a solid contender before; he's been revealed as a bit weak and a bit sneaky.
Noirin complaining about being nominated; what do you fucking EXPECT? And so what if Freddie nominated you (I can't remember if he did) but I remember YOU nominating HIM after he got your marker pen glasses removed (oh and I was thinking about the stupid glasses thing; remember how ruthless Noirin was when she chose to do that, she said 'I've worked hard to get here' and the she was just mute for two weeks. Now look at her!)
Hmm, bad atmosphere in the house. Bloody Bea calling Freddie a drama queen! She's the drama queen. I hate her, she's insidious, basically hinting to Siavash and Noirin that Freddie was talking about them. Well so was she; I saw her. She fancies Siavash; she doesn't want space. She's just being an arsehole. If you want to go to sleep, say 'I'm going to sleep' to Freddie. I thought you were meant to be intelligent?
Why are people in that house always forcing hugs on people who don't want them?!
Wow, what a depressing Big Brother. And now they are bringing Noirin's boyfriend in! It'll be Fight Night Two, Marcus or Siavash will walk (I would) OR it will all be a damp squib. But it can't be any worse than tonights show. I'm off to slit my wrists, Sree stylee!
Tuesday, 28 July 2009
Big Brother 10: Here to Have Fun
The Noirinvirus has the hoodie of doom on again. Another scalp is going to be leaving it's owner!
Noirin, you twat, stop CUDDLING AND KISSING YOUR FRIENDS WHO FANCY YOU. Are you thick? You're not thick, that's the weird bit. OMG then she said she didn't want Bea to cuddle Siavash! She really is taking the mick now. You can't have your cake, eat it, stamp on it, piss on it, then refuse everyone else the rest! You can't!
Bea to Noirin: 'You are a conundrum.' Minus the o,n,d,r, second u, and m. Plus t.
LOL Bea nominated conversation killer David. Everytime someone is having an interesting chat on the live feed, out comes David to talk a load of horseshit about something dull. He's killing that programme singlehandedly. At least she took one for the team (i.e. the viewers) and voted Lisa. Bea, it's not manipulatable, it's malleable.
Would have liked to have seen Charlie's reasons for nominating Noirin and Siavash, is that too much to ask, BB?
David nominated Marcus! Boo. He provides approximately 382874832754893 times more entertainment than you. He can't converse with you because it's like talking to a fucking parsnip. You're useless! Why do we have to hear his nominations? They were drab. Ooh, he likes car boot sales though.
Come on Hira, prove you're worth something. Oh. You voted Marcus. At least he's awake at night, you dull bint. Hira, good judge of character; and 'good friend' to Noirin apparently. I have honestly never seen the pair of them speak, and I watch a couple of hours of live feed per night.
Would Marcus care about someone being a flirt in the house if he DIDN'T fancy them? No. Therefore his speil about looking out for Noirin is misleading. Is Bea manipulating Marcus by pretending to understand him? Maybe it is she playing the game, not Noirin.
Ooh Freddie nominated Charlie and Lisa! Would like to have seen that also. Denied!
Well done Siavash, you dumped a woman willing to have sex with you for a woman obsessed with cuddles. Nice move. (Haha, he said this word for word later)
Ha, Marcus nominated Noirin for being mean to Hira and Sophie. NOTHING to do with Siavash. Honest.
Oh Bea fuck off to the big green gathering with your threesome. Go plant a tree, and hold someone's leg for them whilst they have sex with someone else, you moron.
Noirin, 'friend' count whilst nominating: five.
Marcus VS Noirin! Now THAT'S an eviction! I guess Noirin will go, because she is female, and she has been naughty, but I'm sure Marcus will give her a run for her money.
What does Freddie like training lovers in? I don't like it when he goes pervy and starts hmming but Bea is a prize bitch. You can't blame him for getting the wrong end of the stick in a way. At the same time, she's not obliged to fancy him, but no need to call him sleazy behind his back.
What's the difference between spiritual free love and randy free love? At least randiness is honest. Spiritual is just a scented candle and a fucking dreamcatcher. Grow up, Bea.
David is apparently 27/28? Is he fuck! He looks as old as Lisa! Can you follow the train of this conversation: 'I love Vivienne Westwood, I'm not a religious person, I am a Catholic, but I worship her so much.' Is Vivienne Westwood the new Pope? Lisa's face was actually quite funny.
Ooh Marcus put his toe back in the Noirin acid! Sssssssssssssssfriendssssssssshavefunsssssssouch!!!!! That shit stings.
Oh god, David and Bea talking dancing again! Great stuff.
Siavash was enjoying the Marcus thing. But then I don't believe Marcus was asleep. Still, why not make him squirm.
Hold on, if Bea already said the teaching lovers thing, how could it be bad for Freddie to repeat it? She's old fashioned when she wants to be. Oh dear, Freddie still didn't get the message though- 'you would be over my shoulder and into the bedroom like that'- is that whether she likes it or not?!
Oh God, Noirin is rating lovers now. Is there no depth she can't plunge to? I'll be sorry to see the back of her though. The girl is nuts. She has made this series.
Oh and a snog with her good friend Siavash to say goodnight. Mixed messages? Moi? That hoodie is like fucking heroin in that house. Believe.
Noirin, you twat, stop CUDDLING AND KISSING YOUR FRIENDS WHO FANCY YOU. Are you thick? You're not thick, that's the weird bit. OMG then she said she didn't want Bea to cuddle Siavash! She really is taking the mick now. You can't have your cake, eat it, stamp on it, piss on it, then refuse everyone else the rest! You can't!
Bea to Noirin: 'You are a conundrum.' Minus the o,n,d,r, second u, and m. Plus t.
LOL Bea nominated conversation killer David. Everytime someone is having an interesting chat on the live feed, out comes David to talk a load of horseshit about something dull. He's killing that programme singlehandedly. At least she took one for the team (i.e. the viewers) and voted Lisa. Bea, it's not manipulatable, it's malleable.
Would have liked to have seen Charlie's reasons for nominating Noirin and Siavash, is that too much to ask, BB?
David nominated Marcus! Boo. He provides approximately 382874832754893 times more entertainment than you. He can't converse with you because it's like talking to a fucking parsnip. You're useless! Why do we have to hear his nominations? They were drab. Ooh, he likes car boot sales though.
Come on Hira, prove you're worth something. Oh. You voted Marcus. At least he's awake at night, you dull bint. Hira, good judge of character; and 'good friend' to Noirin apparently. I have honestly never seen the pair of them speak, and I watch a couple of hours of live feed per night.
Would Marcus care about someone being a flirt in the house if he DIDN'T fancy them? No. Therefore his speil about looking out for Noirin is misleading. Is Bea manipulating Marcus by pretending to understand him? Maybe it is she playing the game, not Noirin.
Ooh Freddie nominated Charlie and Lisa! Would like to have seen that also. Denied!
Well done Siavash, you dumped a woman willing to have sex with you for a woman obsessed with cuddles. Nice move. (Haha, he said this word for word later)
Ha, Marcus nominated Noirin for being mean to Hira and Sophie. NOTHING to do with Siavash. Honest.
Oh Bea fuck off to the big green gathering with your threesome. Go plant a tree, and hold someone's leg for them whilst they have sex with someone else, you moron.
Noirin, 'friend' count whilst nominating: five.
Marcus VS Noirin! Now THAT'S an eviction! I guess Noirin will go, because she is female, and she has been naughty, but I'm sure Marcus will give her a run for her money.
What does Freddie like training lovers in? I don't like it when he goes pervy and starts hmming but Bea is a prize bitch. You can't blame him for getting the wrong end of the stick in a way. At the same time, she's not obliged to fancy him, but no need to call him sleazy behind his back.
What's the difference between spiritual free love and randy free love? At least randiness is honest. Spiritual is just a scented candle and a fucking dreamcatcher. Grow up, Bea.
David is apparently 27/28? Is he fuck! He looks as old as Lisa! Can you follow the train of this conversation: 'I love Vivienne Westwood, I'm not a religious person, I am a Catholic, but I worship her so much.' Is Vivienne Westwood the new Pope? Lisa's face was actually quite funny.
Ooh Marcus put his toe back in the Noirin acid! Sssssssssssssssfriendssssssssshavefunsssssssouch!!!!! That shit stings.
Oh god, David and Bea talking dancing again! Great stuff.
Siavash was enjoying the Marcus thing. But then I don't believe Marcus was asleep. Still, why not make him squirm.
Hold on, if Bea already said the teaching lovers thing, how could it be bad for Freddie to repeat it? She's old fashioned when she wants to be. Oh dear, Freddie still didn't get the message though- 'you would be over my shoulder and into the bedroom like that'- is that whether she likes it or not?!
Oh God, Noirin is rating lovers now. Is there no depth she can't plunge to? I'll be sorry to see the back of her though. The girl is nuts. She has made this series.
Oh and a snog with her good friend Siavash to say goodnight. Mixed messages? Moi? That hoodie is like fucking heroin in that house. Believe.
Monday, 27 July 2009
Big Brother 10: Toad Wars!
How brave Tom was to sum up a bunch of people he'd been watching on TV for a month, and walk out. What a guy. Particularly cruel to Sophie; Kris hasn't actually done anything, as far as I know, except be his douchy self that she fell in love with. I'd look at Tom if I was her and wonder what exactly his opinion was worth. BYE.
I also don't like everyone thinking it's a shit year and wanting to walk. It's actually been a very interesting year, even if BB is essentially leaving them to rot. Did like Tom dissing David though; David makes Sophie look like a genius, he's so pig-thick.
The trilogy of hoodie-worship lingers on. Liked Marcus and Noirin barking 'shut the fuck up' at each other yesterday.
Why is Lisa still in that house? They should just do a Hira edit on her, invisible ink stylee!
Marcus would know the difference between a frog and a toad... or would he? Ah, he wouldn't. He is such a fuckin' know it all! His faux-rebellion against BB was just sad, really. The matrix is crumbling! Mind you, I hate all the token nonsense, it's boring as fuck. I couldn't give two shits if Noirin gets to straighten her hair, or if Charlie gets a shower, could you?
Oh God, Bea 'you're struggling to take 100% responsibility for your actions' STFU you drippy twat. I can't stick her! Tom was right about her; everything is stage managed. Who the fuck is she to tell him off? She's not his mum. Go wash your hair with spirituality instead of a token, you pretentious dimwit. Marcus 'took a stand' against tokens! Hehe. Rawk!
Natterjack toad! LOL. I've just googled it, and Marcus is WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. Can he ever accept it? Will he? Perhaps it's his personality that's identical to the one in the outside world that got confused. Bringing up Adrian Mole as a line of defence just shows how low he's sunk. What next, Jossy's Giants called to the witness stand?
Marcus trying to reason with BB as if they were all friends was tragic! You're not the matinee idol, Marcus, you're the fall guy! Don't you get it? He doesn't get it, does he.
I want Bea to re-evaluate her coping strategy and stick it up her arse, the patronising bitch. She was bludgeoning Freddie into submission! He looked like he'd been sobbing. Aw Freddie won me back round again today! He's lush. Glad he stuck up for Marcus.
I liked Marcus giving Bea a hug; I don't think she wanted to hug him, so I appreciate she knew he needed it more than she did. She's not ALL bad.
Sophie is right; at least she (and all the other people he named freaks) stuck it out, unlike Tom and Kenneth, the supposed 'real men of the world'.
Noirin gave Siavash's helium breath the BRUSH OFF! How long before he joins Marcus on the subs bench? I give it three days, max before they are sitting tearing chunks out of her, going 'bro's before ho's'.
Hahahaha, Siavash: 'what do you think of me and Noirin, honest odds?' Bea: 'Not great.' Siavash: 'Shit. Bit too honest.' Hahahaha! Don't ask then! Bea is blunt! It serves him right a little bit though. I feel sorry for his girlfriend.
Watching Siavash realise what the situation was I felt quite sorry for him. You threw it away for nothing, mate. Noirin: 'it's not a big deal.' Heartless! She was even smiling!
'What you talking about... there's no us.' I could almost feel the dagger in his heart. It's not actually fair to steal someone's boyfriend and treat them like that. Do it for the love of your life, who you just HAVE to have. But not just for a game, Noirin. It's not nice.
Noirin is a player. Siavash got played. Are you still having FUN with your FRIENDS, Noirin?
It's a cruel, cruel world.
I also don't like everyone thinking it's a shit year and wanting to walk. It's actually been a very interesting year, even if BB is essentially leaving them to rot. Did like Tom dissing David though; David makes Sophie look like a genius, he's so pig-thick.
The trilogy of hoodie-worship lingers on. Liked Marcus and Noirin barking 'shut the fuck up' at each other yesterday.
Why is Lisa still in that house? They should just do a Hira edit on her, invisible ink stylee!
Marcus would know the difference between a frog and a toad... or would he? Ah, he wouldn't. He is such a fuckin' know it all! His faux-rebellion against BB was just sad, really. The matrix is crumbling! Mind you, I hate all the token nonsense, it's boring as fuck. I couldn't give two shits if Noirin gets to straighten her hair, or if Charlie gets a shower, could you?
Oh God, Bea 'you're struggling to take 100% responsibility for your actions' STFU you drippy twat. I can't stick her! Tom was right about her; everything is stage managed. Who the fuck is she to tell him off? She's not his mum. Go wash your hair with spirituality instead of a token, you pretentious dimwit. Marcus 'took a stand' against tokens! Hehe. Rawk!
Natterjack toad! LOL. I've just googled it, and Marcus is WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. Can he ever accept it? Will he? Perhaps it's his personality that's identical to the one in the outside world that got confused. Bringing up Adrian Mole as a line of defence just shows how low he's sunk. What next, Jossy's Giants called to the witness stand?
Marcus trying to reason with BB as if they were all friends was tragic! You're not the matinee idol, Marcus, you're the fall guy! Don't you get it? He doesn't get it, does he.
I want Bea to re-evaluate her coping strategy and stick it up her arse, the patronising bitch. She was bludgeoning Freddie into submission! He looked like he'd been sobbing. Aw Freddie won me back round again today! He's lush. Glad he stuck up for Marcus.
I liked Marcus giving Bea a hug; I don't think she wanted to hug him, so I appreciate she knew he needed it more than she did. She's not ALL bad.
Sophie is right; at least she (and all the other people he named freaks) stuck it out, unlike Tom and Kenneth, the supposed 'real men of the world'.
Noirin gave Siavash's helium breath the BRUSH OFF! How long before he joins Marcus on the subs bench? I give it three days, max before they are sitting tearing chunks out of her, going 'bro's before ho's'.
Hahahaha, Siavash: 'what do you think of me and Noirin, honest odds?' Bea: 'Not great.' Siavash: 'Shit. Bit too honest.' Hahahaha! Don't ask then! Bea is blunt! It serves him right a little bit though. I feel sorry for his girlfriend.
Watching Siavash realise what the situation was I felt quite sorry for him. You threw it away for nothing, mate. Noirin: 'it's not a big deal.' Heartless! She was even smiling!
'What you talking about... there's no us.' I could almost feel the dagger in his heart. It's not actually fair to steal someone's boyfriend and treat them like that. Do it for the love of your life, who you just HAVE to have. But not just for a game, Noirin. It's not nice.
Noirin is a player. Siavash got played. Are you still having FUN with your FRIENDS, Noirin?
It's a cruel, cruel world.
Saturday, 25 July 2009
Big Brother 10: I feel like Jesus Christ
Marcus has got his camo-gear on! Bring on the war.
I have been bingeing on live feed the last two days, and Marcus is a broken man. His Noirinanny has collapsed and even all the chat about the Matrix/ computer games and the 'Big Brother brain' aren't going to get him off the hook (t.m. Maxwell RIP).
I like Siavash and Noirin sneaking around; it's making them more interesting. I like the fact they are blatantly enjoying it; it's quite interesting to watch someone throw caution to the wind in such a cavalier way, especially after Siavash so carefully stage-managed his image up to that point.
I don't like the way Tom has kind of staked a claim on Noirin without hardly ever having spoke to her. Going to Siavash 'I bet you were talking about me' was pathetic, get over yourself.
OMG Sophie and Kris had sex! WTF did she admit that for? I'm shocked! It must have been pretty crappy.
Marcus and Tom's conversation was VERY interesting on the live feed; Marcus is SO deluded it's almost unreal. Tom actually gave it to him good; and Marcus was totally on the back-foot. Tom called him out really well. Can't believe he called him a pervy weirdo and creepy; that was spot on.
OMG again, I can't BELIEVE Noirin said she liked Tom after all that? Is she fucking psychotic? You can't steal someone's boyfriend, then say you fancy someone else more, that is outrageous! I was on her side up until that point. Why is she saying that stuff on TV? Now I understand why she's worried she's hated; she's pushed her luck big time! She does treat men like a prize; and that's not right. And then as soon as they are into her; bye bye. She is audacious. I almost still admire it. She makes Makosi look like Samanda.
Poor Siavash; he's a lamb to the slaughter. Noirin is crazy! At least it's an interesting storyline though; it's like Hollyoaks. Noirin comparing herself to Jesus Christ was amazing; that girl has got some balls. Look at her, sacrificing herself for the good of the house (and her ego).
Freddie's not getting much of an edit since Bea castrated him.
Noirin's obsession with her exes is pathetic. She only likes them because they're unobtainable too.
Then Noirin dumped Siavash! Eek. His girlfriend must be doing cartwheels; I love it. Then straight after she stuck it to Marcus. That girl has got front! She's foolhardy but brave.
Noirin: friend! Friend! Friend! Who needs friends with her around? She's off her fucking head. yet still I don't hate her. It must be horrible to be so flaky, and to not know what you want like that. She actually has no need to apologise to Marcus. As for Siavash... well.
PS: why was she dressed like a Stepford wife tonight?
PPS: can't wait for Marcus and Siavash to lock horns tomorrow.
I have been bingeing on live feed the last two days, and Marcus is a broken man. His Noirinanny has collapsed and even all the chat about the Matrix/ computer games and the 'Big Brother brain' aren't going to get him off the hook (t.m. Maxwell RIP).
I like Siavash and Noirin sneaking around; it's making them more interesting. I like the fact they are blatantly enjoying it; it's quite interesting to watch someone throw caution to the wind in such a cavalier way, especially after Siavash so carefully stage-managed his image up to that point.
I don't like the way Tom has kind of staked a claim on Noirin without hardly ever having spoke to her. Going to Siavash 'I bet you were talking about me' was pathetic, get over yourself.
OMG Sophie and Kris had sex! WTF did she admit that for? I'm shocked! It must have been pretty crappy.
Marcus and Tom's conversation was VERY interesting on the live feed; Marcus is SO deluded it's almost unreal. Tom actually gave it to him good; and Marcus was totally on the back-foot. Tom called him out really well. Can't believe he called him a pervy weirdo and creepy; that was spot on.
OMG again, I can't BELIEVE Noirin said she liked Tom after all that? Is she fucking psychotic? You can't steal someone's boyfriend, then say you fancy someone else more, that is outrageous! I was on her side up until that point. Why is she saying that stuff on TV? Now I understand why she's worried she's hated; she's pushed her luck big time! She does treat men like a prize; and that's not right. And then as soon as they are into her; bye bye. She is audacious. I almost still admire it. She makes Makosi look like Samanda.
Poor Siavash; he's a lamb to the slaughter. Noirin is crazy! At least it's an interesting storyline though; it's like Hollyoaks. Noirin comparing herself to Jesus Christ was amazing; that girl has got some balls. Look at her, sacrificing herself for the good of the house (and her ego).
Freddie's not getting much of an edit since Bea castrated him.
Noirin's obsession with her exes is pathetic. She only likes them because they're unobtainable too.
Then Noirin dumped Siavash! Eek. His girlfriend must be doing cartwheels; I love it. Then straight after she stuck it to Marcus. That girl has got front! She's foolhardy but brave.
Noirin: friend! Friend! Friend! Who needs friends with her around? She's off her fucking head. yet still I don't hate her. It must be horrible to be so flaky, and to not know what you want like that. She actually has no need to apologise to Marcus. As for Siavash... well.
PS: why was she dressed like a Stepford wife tonight?
PPS: can't wait for Marcus and Siavash to lock horns tomorrow.
Friday, 24 July 2009
Big Brother 10: It aint Colditz, mate
The eviction cancelled! Boo. This Friday night isn't working out the way I wanted it to, in more ways than one. Davina's Scottish accent was worse than mine.
Hira, David and Tom; the most pointless housemates in history? I liked it at the start when Marcus didn't boast about the Great Escape, it was nice.
I like the fact the Siavash/ Noirin thing is going on right under other people's noses, even though it came out of nowhere. It's something new for BB, we've a relationship like that before in the house. It's amazing that they have kept it secret so far, and even more so because of Marcus, and the red herring Tom. You couldn't write it, really. Do I give a damn about Siavash's girlfriend? No. Has he ruined his 'gameplan'? Utterly! Does Noirin fancy him? I don't have a clue! She is an enigma. I like it though, I like the fact she's got everyone running around after her. It's fun!
It's funny that everyone in the house has mentioned leaving lately; Rodrigo, Sophie, Tom. No one cares about being punished, just look at Marcus yesterday.
I love it when BB is angry and reads back to people their misdemeanors and things they've said. It's funny as fuck. Marcus can basically do what he likes in that place. Oh no, now Davina said what I said. I hate it when that happens.
I think Marcus is my current favourite housemate. Is that weird? He's out-buffooning Freddie, and has the best one liners. Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200.
Aw it was cute when Noirin was under the brolly talking to Marcus. I like her hoodie, even though she's welded to it. I even bought a tribute hoodie, but it smells of monster munch.
I've gone off Freddie at the moment; Bea gets on my nerves and I don't like him slavering over her.
So does Noirin like her ex or what? I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her! Still don't find her particularly flirty though, and the whole 'she's a prick-tease' thing is tedious beyond words.
Urgh, Bono!
God I hate Tom, he's just awful! He's got muscles in place of a personality. And no, Davina, I don't really give two fucks what Kenneth or Karly think about anything, they're a pair of parasitic cunts.
Noirin and her bloody 'friends'! Is she snogging all of them? Haha, Charlie being get called out as a shitstirrer. He IS a shitstirrer! Fuck you, Lisa, you do care what the outside world thinks, more than anything else.
I watched the snogs on the live feed, and there was loads more excitement than that, BB let Marcus out of jail at one point when they were snogging! It was tense!
Kenny interview: who cares! He's a dick. Ooh he almost said 'such a little thing makes a big difference'. Why won't you change and be nice, Kenny?
Terry Christian; class hate! Haha, he called him thick, lol. And the psychologist called him a sociopath! This is a character assassination. Admittedly he asked for it, but why is he putting himself up for it? Why is Davina interviewing him anyway? He should be relegated to BBLB and the Lambster like all other BB rejects/walkers.
Well done Karly, you are simply worth dinner and a dress or two. You have accepted your lot in life. What a happy ending. Bleed that fucker dry.
I feel jibbed tonight. But still glad Marcus survived. I want to see the carnage.
Hira, David and Tom; the most pointless housemates in history? I liked it at the start when Marcus didn't boast about the Great Escape, it was nice.
I like the fact the Siavash/ Noirin thing is going on right under other people's noses, even though it came out of nowhere. It's something new for BB, we've a relationship like that before in the house. It's amazing that they have kept it secret so far, and even more so because of Marcus, and the red herring Tom. You couldn't write it, really. Do I give a damn about Siavash's girlfriend? No. Has he ruined his 'gameplan'? Utterly! Does Noirin fancy him? I don't have a clue! She is an enigma. I like it though, I like the fact she's got everyone running around after her. It's fun!
It's funny that everyone in the house has mentioned leaving lately; Rodrigo, Sophie, Tom. No one cares about being punished, just look at Marcus yesterday.
I love it when BB is angry and reads back to people their misdemeanors and things they've said. It's funny as fuck. Marcus can basically do what he likes in that place. Oh no, now Davina said what I said. I hate it when that happens.
I think Marcus is my current favourite housemate. Is that weird? He's out-buffooning Freddie, and has the best one liners. Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200.
Aw it was cute when Noirin was under the brolly talking to Marcus. I like her hoodie, even though she's welded to it. I even bought a tribute hoodie, but it smells of monster munch.
I've gone off Freddie at the moment; Bea gets on my nerves and I don't like him slavering over her.
So does Noirin like her ex or what? I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her! Still don't find her particularly flirty though, and the whole 'she's a prick-tease' thing is tedious beyond words.
Urgh, Bono!
God I hate Tom, he's just awful! He's got muscles in place of a personality. And no, Davina, I don't really give two fucks what Kenneth or Karly think about anything, they're a pair of parasitic cunts.
Noirin and her bloody 'friends'! Is she snogging all of them? Haha, Charlie being get called out as a shitstirrer. He IS a shitstirrer! Fuck you, Lisa, you do care what the outside world thinks, more than anything else.
I watched the snogs on the live feed, and there was loads more excitement than that, BB let Marcus out of jail at one point when they were snogging! It was tense!
Kenny interview: who cares! He's a dick. Ooh he almost said 'such a little thing makes a big difference'. Why won't you change and be nice, Kenny?
Terry Christian; class hate! Haha, he called him thick, lol. And the psychologist called him a sociopath! This is a character assassination. Admittedly he asked for it, but why is he putting himself up for it? Why is Davina interviewing him anyway? He should be relegated to BBLB and the Lambster like all other BB rejects/walkers.
Well done Karly, you are simply worth dinner and a dress or two. You have accepted your lot in life. What a happy ending. Bleed that fucker dry.
I feel jibbed tonight. But still glad Marcus survived. I want to see the carnage.
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