Big Brother 10: Proper Little Hussy

Elvis Live's! Sign-writing not the crowd's speciality.
How many times do you think Noirin is going to say 'friends' in her eviction interview? My boyfriend said 57. I guess 36.
Have fun! Have fun! Have fun! Maybe the Noirin-bot has a malfunction. She is broke without the hoodie. Do you think she'll get evicted with that hoodie on?
Has a statement ever meant anything less than 'it is what it is'. It's right up there with 'I'm going to be myself.'
LOVING the housemates revolting against Norrag. Leg over! Well, it is true.
Noirin having a go at someone for being chaste. Hira? Who-ra more like. Charlie is a good judge of character as ever. He would have been first in the line making lampshades out of Jews.
It's all good! Glad Siavash took Noirin to task. Can't believe Noirin said she was in love with Spring Break. Siavash looked like a cowboy on acid. Friends! Friends! Friends! Siavash why can't you be friends with Noirin and Spring Break, they are innocent! Tell her to stick her storyline up her arse. It is what it is. ARGH!
Marcus doing the cowboy instrumental! He's funny as fuck.
Friend! Why do you feel so guilty, Noirin? Because you are Beelzibub. Do you know that?
Bea's hair has grown ten inches again! That's magic.
Charlie! Fake. That scene with Isaac and David talking about Grease was quality. David thinks Grease is real life! He's off his 'ead. 'We just dance it out.' OMG. We laughed very hard, but I think we're drunk.
I love that Erasure song! Meeeeeeeeeee!
Isaac has got a Bea in his bonnet. He's a professional reality TV show contestant. Boring! Why should we give you 100K, you dullard? You don't get the English way. We pretend we don't WANT the money.
Christ even Rod & Charlie are giving it the 'friends' schtick. Zzzzz.
Stinky-top gate! Bea is insane. But I think I like it. Noiring should be ashamed of herself. Her speech was GOOD. Frat dude! LOLZ. 'He seems like a right noddy'- lump of Americanised arrogance' so why do you fancy him? Bea confuses me because I half hate her/ half like her but either way she's a good HM.
I enjoyed the towel protest. Rock n roll! Even SOPHIE is on Marcus's side! 'I want Marcus so badly'. WHAT!? Fuck a duck. I love it. Whatever you say about Marcus, he's a good housemate. Charlie, by backing no horses, you become nothing. Charlie; you're a WEASEL! He's such a shitstirrer, that is his stock in trade. 'I thought you knew...' you lying little bastard. You're about as close to winning this as you are to rimming Rodrigo. Don't forget this, people. Don't forget what this man is made of. Hira; you're a spineless little cunt.
Rectum tree?! WTF. It's raining arse. Yeah, ever since you arrive, Spring Break. Yeah well done, Charlie, you just aligned yourself with the devil.
Lisa, 'I should have said this'- why didn't you then?! She's a lot of bluff and bluster.
I don't think Noirag even said goodbye to anyone. Heartless bitch. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Not one cheer! Good.
Now if only Davina had the wherewithal to tell Noirin exactly what we think of her. But do you think she could?
Fuck, not even cheered in the studio! Noirin, you done bad.
'Friends' count: 4
'Still in love with my ex boyfriend': 2
Isaac not gonna stay? Why is he still in there then? Why didn't he walk out with her?
Jo Wiley aint exactly gonna stick it to her, is she? I aint even gonna comment on Toothy.
Noirin was unrepentant! 'Not socially aware'- please. She aint an idiot.
Oh Davina, you useless, useless piece of crap; this was your one chance to do a Makosi on her, and you let her off gently. Noirin barely said a word during that interview. Totally off the hook. 'Mixed messages' isn't strong enough condemnation.
'Words only count for 7% of a message'- BULLSHIT!
RIP the Hoodie. Noirin can go fuck herself. Oh, and Davina.

Big Brother 10: Ironic and Moronic

My friend went on holiday to NY and used my blog as BB catch up when she came back! Just as good as torrents, and infinitely better that BB's official tweets they are doing instead of live feed now. It's the equivalent to going into space, then a decade later trying to sell us the trapeze as a viable alternative.
Noirin to Siavash: 'I don't give a fuck about things that don't matter, because the next day they really don't matter.' Just like you. Ooh, she was still kissing him on the lips that morning!
Bea is begging for a chance to have a go at Lisa. Just begging for it! Pinky and the Brain! LOL.
I laughed more at the boybands in the task, Sophie looked cute in the wig.
Fish n chips! OMG Noirin's casual snogging of Siavash with the knowledge we have was just sick-making. Mind you, who is Bea to comment on it? She's got ulterior motives! Oh and listen to her commenting on it! Thought she wasn't interested in talking about other people's business- MUCH! Then laying into Lisa! She is a super-bitch. She makes Lisa look a spent force.
Then slagging off Lisa for being on the dole; class wars! Not everyone has a pony, Bea, and if you've got that much cash, get your fucking teeth fixed, love. (Most of what she said WAS true, though, hehe).
David has become our new favourite housemate, just due to his mind-blowing idiocy and the joy of doing impressions of him. 'I like dancin'/ car-booting/ sleeping' (delete as applicable).
I LOVED the reaction to Isaac's entry 'Fuck the new housemate, now where's those fucking chips?' I've never seen a less warm welcome! Marcus kept his head down low! Siavash looked beleaguered.
No chips for Siavash? Not even a sausage in batter? Bless! Good old Freddie, eating his chips on the bench (and laughing heartily!)
Isaac has no fucking right to say a word to Noirin about Siavash; isn't he her EX?! Noirin is a serial apologiser. Daddy may be back, but he's an arse, and a control freak by the look of that.
Siavash has got his comfort jacket on. Out comes Marcus, smug as you like. 'Looking like a fucking horrible person and an idiot in the space of a week.' Marcus and Freddie both laughing! Cruel!
At least Isaac tried to come out and make the effort, or was he just marking his territory? Ooh Freddie doesn't like him! Lisa and David crowing in the diary room! Funny.
Noirin could really have got off her arse and spoke to Siavash, the selfish cunt. Then laughing about stamping on someone's heart. She is a piece of WORK. I hope Isaac fucks her over good and proper. She is the most despicable Big Brother housemate there's ever been, and she has got COMPETITION!
I can't believe Isaac had to tell Noirin they should sleep in separate beds. What is she going to do next, stick her tongue down his throat in front of Siavash, whilst chirping 'friends! fun!'
She DOES owe you an explanation, Siavash. She really does.
Bea is BRAVE taking Noirin and on. She looked DISGUSTED. Isaac is just a steam-roller. I liked him telling Bea to butt out, but at the same time, she and everyone in that house are entitled to an opinion on the situation, whether he likes it or not. I liked it when he got all irked and started spinning round on that chair. Bea, you DID pass judgement, and I'm glad he called her out. 'I'm down to be friends with you' sounded like a total threat. Then Bea apologised! Sucka. Is Bea Noirin's closest friend? I think I'd rather be friends with Marcus. Bea should have just fronted it and gone, 'you disgust me Noirin, you heartless bitch, and as for you, meat-head, shove your Spring Break up your arsehole' and it would probably win her the show.
Siavash should have walked in a way, but Bea was right, it's not a good a legacy. I don't blame him for not wanting to sleep with them in the same room.
Yay to Rodrigo calling her out! I love Rodrigo. Arguing whilst cleaning his teeth! That's dedication.
How come Marcus gets away with all of his behaviour and gets to ride the high horse? Give that tattoo a trim. Keep it in your Big Brother brain (whatever that means)!
Anyway, it's all good, apparently.