The quality of the hijackers has dropped so low that I could be doing it tomorrow and I'd get about as much recognition as the Hollyoaks 'babes'. Personally I'd rather see Chris Moyles naked than watch Hollyoaks, so it may has well have been three bimbos from Lakeside shopping centre. Oh...
Scott Mills yesterday was dreadful too. I can't even remember one thing he did.
Things I was sickened by in tonights episode: Jeremy referring to the Hollyoaks girls as 'fit birds', them laughing at it, Jeremy speaking to everyone like they were shit off his shoe, and the Hollyoaks dogs not letting John go on a date with them. Now I've gone off John since him decrying his housemates mucking about yesterday as 'vulgar and disgusting' but even so. It's not like he's going to get the chance to go out with a generic lad's mag girl otherwise. Why was John not eligible for the date? I would have stuck up for him if I'd been in there.
The Hollyoaks bints further fought feminism's corner by wanting to be regaled with cheesy chat up lines, then triple-dating Anthony. It was all worth it for Calista's face though. Silly cow. I pity her boyfriend. Anthony really needs to make it crystal clear he's not interested to save her a tiny bit of face. Mind you, it's all her own fault. Apparently she was telling them she was going to marry her boyfriend when she first went in! How flaky?
The fact is Emilia and Amy are 17 billion times more interesting women than the Hollyoaks girlies. And Calista is better looking than them. Even if she is a desperado. It didn't help when she put on a slightly wedding dress-esque outfit. I was properly getting a Michelle Bass vibe.
What was going on with Anthony and John? Were they mucking around? It seemed like they were, but there was definitely an air of menace about the whole thing. I thought they were best buds? Anthony seems to have become more obnoxious now Victor's gone. I think John is jealous of Anthony's beauty and Anthony is jealous of John's brains. Even so, it's a peculiar turn of events.
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Sunday, 20 January 2008
Wednesday, 16 January 2008
Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack (Mamma's Watching!)
What a weird BB tonight. Joan Rivers was funny but didn't make enough of an impact for me. I was not impressed with her nominations either. I'd gladly see the back of Jay, Calista, Latoya or Nathan. Out of the four who are up, I'd like to see Jeremy('s spoken!) and Victor go. Jeremy gives me the creeps and Victor, well...
The whole fake fight thing was bizarre. Latoya doesn't speak for a week and a half and then does an award-winning eppy. It was far too realistic! Even so, I have no clue what Victor got so upset about. So what they were mucking about. I can't STAND guys who start punching the walls. I think he should be thrown out for it, as it's very intimidating. I was glad to see him cry. It annoyed me when they kicked Latoya out of the bathroom because precious Victor was getting his knickers in a twist. Get over it, you big baby.
It was weird how the whole group dynamics disintegrated after that. I was unimpressed with Nathan hiding in the hot tub offering his usual platitudes. I've not seen so much fence-sitting since H from Steps was in the house. Trying to please the public so much just makes them want to punch you. Even Anthony wanted to put him up for nomination, so something must be slightly amiss. It's too much about public image. Anthony seems a lot more willing to show his emotions. Calista is just annoying me now, I had high hopes for her at first too.
And then we had John going into politician mode so blatantly it made me despise him. He was like a creepy cult leader on a recruiting drive. Just be normal, John! It's all rhetoric. My opinions about them are really changing on a daily basis now. I still like Liam though. He's creepy as well, but interesting.
PS. Can Amy ever be spotted not munching on a bit of food? Fair enough it's normally healthy but christ! There can't be anything left for the others.
The whole fake fight thing was bizarre. Latoya doesn't speak for a week and a half and then does an award-winning eppy. It was far too realistic! Even so, I have no clue what Victor got so upset about. So what they were mucking about. I can't STAND guys who start punching the walls. I think he should be thrown out for it, as it's very intimidating. I was glad to see him cry. It annoyed me when they kicked Latoya out of the bathroom because precious Victor was getting his knickers in a twist. Get over it, you big baby.
It was weird how the whole group dynamics disintegrated after that. I was unimpressed with Nathan hiding in the hot tub offering his usual platitudes. I've not seen so much fence-sitting since H from Steps was in the house. Trying to please the public so much just makes them want to punch you. Even Anthony wanted to put him up for nomination, so something must be slightly amiss. It's too much about public image. Anthony seems a lot more willing to show his emotions. Calista is just annoying me now, I had high hopes for her at first too.
And then we had John going into politician mode so blatantly it made me despise him. He was like a creepy cult leader on a recruiting drive. Just be normal, John! It's all rhetoric. My opinions about them are really changing on a daily basis now. I still like Liam though. He's creepy as well, but interesting.
PS. Can Amy ever be spotted not munching on a bit of food? Fair enough it's normally healthy but christ! There can't be anything left for the others.
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack (Art Attack)
I couldn't even comment on Chris Moyles yesterday, he's too disgusting.
I was interested by Brian Sewell's attack on Amy as an artist, and her seemingly not being able to defend herself. I wonder how heavily edited that was, because if someone attacked my heart's desire in such a fashion, I would have metaphorically torn their arm off. However, writing novels does require some dedication. I am suspicious of most modern art. I don't like having to read the plaque. I like a good painting as well. Brian Sewell is still a dick though. He rips Amy's life's work, then congratulates Liam for having a wank on TV! It's a funny old world.
John, Anthony and Nathan all seemed quite miffed with the hijack, and I appreciated Anthony and Nathan trying to plead that they were 'intellectual'. I don't think you were put in there for that, Anthony. Nathan, manners are good, perhaps you should have thought of that before telling Amy you fancied her in front of Latoya (the worlds dullest mute)?
Er... why did Anthony shave a ridiculous cross into his hair? Hasn't Calista got a boyfriend? And how cute was Jeremy stroking Emilia's hair?! It properly melted my heart!
I was interested by Brian Sewell's attack on Amy as an artist, and her seemingly not being able to defend herself. I wonder how heavily edited that was, because if someone attacked my heart's desire in such a fashion, I would have metaphorically torn their arm off. However, writing novels does require some dedication. I am suspicious of most modern art. I don't like having to read the plaque. I like a good painting as well. Brian Sewell is still a dick though. He rips Amy's life's work, then congratulates Liam for having a wank on TV! It's a funny old world.
John, Anthony and Nathan all seemed quite miffed with the hijack, and I appreciated Anthony and Nathan trying to plead that they were 'intellectual'. I don't think you were put in there for that, Anthony. Nathan, manners are good, perhaps you should have thought of that before telling Amy you fancied her in front of Latoya (the worlds dullest mute)?
Er... why did Anthony shave a ridiculous cross into his hair? Hasn't Calista got a boyfriend? And how cute was Jeremy stroking Emilia's hair?! It properly melted my heart!
Sunday, 13 January 2008
Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack (SAS)
I thought the SAS task was horrible, depressing, and overlong. Amy did well, but overall it was an annoying episode. I felt sorry for Anthony, bless him. I'm glad he nominated Victor.
Victor crossed the line for me tonight, in calling his sister a slut in front of the others (but not in English, so they could call him up on it). He berated her for having men in her bed, but she hasn't even snogged anyone! They were just talking! She is flirty, but so what? He's a complete prick, and it was completely calculated to demoralise her in front of the others. It wasn't a joke at all, it was very deliberate attempt to undermine her confidence. And it's not like Jeremy has the balls or the inclination to stick up for her.
I sincerely hope he gets voted out a the next possible opportunity and Emilia celebrates by having a threesome in the hot tub with Jeremy and Anthony.
Victor crossed the line for me tonight, in calling his sister a slut in front of the others (but not in English, so they could call him up on it). He berated her for having men in her bed, but she hasn't even snogged anyone! They were just talking! She is flirty, but so what? He's a complete prick, and it was completely calculated to demoralise her in front of the others. It wasn't a joke at all, it was very deliberate attempt to undermine her confidence. And it's not like Jeremy has the balls or the inclination to stick up for her.
I sincerely hope he gets voted out a the next possible opportunity and Emilia celebrates by having a threesome in the hot tub with Jeremy and Anthony.
Friday, 11 January 2008
Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack (Janet Street Preacher)
'I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who are nice,' said Morrissey, and thus Jade was expelled from the house. Mind you 'nice' was pushed to the boundaries of 'manic' with her. She looked like she was sizing everyone up to join a cult.
I would have preferred pasty Jeremy to go. I don't see much of his 'dry sense of humour': he just looks like an emaciated puppet in shorts to me. And Victors masochism is too cartoonish to be riled by.
I enjoyed Janet Street Porter's belligerence and abuse. I was surprised John Mcruick wasn't more evil yesterday, he actually was quite nice. I liked him telling everyone they were favourite to win.
It is totally weird to like EVERYONE in Big Brother. I really want one person at least to hate. But I don't! Normally I can't find one person to like. I feel Anthony and Nathan might be 'playing the game' just because they seem too good to be true. Good looking and genuinely nice- how can it be?! I was a bit disappointed with Latoya when she was finally given a chance to speak during the word association game and then was just vague/ or rambling. Someone really needs to prise her out of her shell. I think she hates Amy too. the only other person I'm not sure about is Calista- I don't think we've seen enough of her.
Was Liam wanking under the covers just before they went to be washed? Blergh. I still like him though! I like the underdog. He's a bit creepy but I like that too.
I felt sorry for Dermot a bit, out in the rain with no crowd. Bless him. What was that red cardigan about? He looked like the world's oldest school boy.
I would have preferred pasty Jeremy to go. I don't see much of his 'dry sense of humour': he just looks like an emaciated puppet in shorts to me. And Victors masochism is too cartoonish to be riled by.
I enjoyed Janet Street Porter's belligerence and abuse. I was surprised John Mcruick wasn't more evil yesterday, he actually was quite nice. I liked him telling everyone they were favourite to win.
It is totally weird to like EVERYONE in Big Brother. I really want one person at least to hate. But I don't! Normally I can't find one person to like. I feel Anthony and Nathan might be 'playing the game' just because they seem too good to be true. Good looking and genuinely nice- how can it be?! I was a bit disappointed with Latoya when she was finally given a chance to speak during the word association game and then was just vague/ or rambling. Someone really needs to prise her out of her shell. I think she hates Amy too. the only other person I'm not sure about is Calista- I don't think we've seen enough of her.
Was Liam wanking under the covers just before they went to be washed? Blergh. I still like him though! I like the underdog. He's a bit creepy but I like that too.
I felt sorry for Dermot a bit, out in the rain with no crowd. Bless him. What was that red cardigan about? He looked like the world's oldest school boy.
Monday, 7 January 2008
Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack (Cumming Up)
I'm still oddly enjoying Big Brother CH, I like the mix of characters and the fact they aren't as two dimensional as the usual fare. The heroes and villains are less obvious, and that's what makes it more interesting (yet simultaneously more boring).
I was surprised anyone knew who Alan Cumming was, I don't think I would have from the name alone (hence why they put posters of him up). He's alright, but so what. His greasy fringe annoyed me. Bring in Ricky Gervais instead.
Alan was quite mean to them. I liked Jeremy and Emilia's acting/ flirting- she's a handful. I'm not sure if he likes her or not? I wasn't keen on him calling her a whore (even jokingly) and I'm sure it sparked her moment of indecision and defending herself later. I also didn't like it when he said she'd just have to put up with men treating her badly: I don't think so. I was glad Nathan disagreed. What a well brought-up young man.
Emilia and Victor's acrobatics are amazing; it was criminal that Jade and Heather Mills saw fit to bake a cake instead of watch the whole thing. Just because it's a million times more challenging than being a 'brainy' beauty queen, or a pretend artist. I predict the divide between the supposed brains and the physical people in the house will deepen. I appreciated Jay sticking up for Emilia to Victor, but he had another agenda there.
The real brains in the house appears to be John (who is also good fun) and Liam. I didn't realise he was bi, although got an inkling when he told Jay what colours he looked good in. Not something a straight man would normally pick up on. But why he told the tale of getting horny with a cushion, I do not know. I pity his mother watching! And orgies! He looks about 12. I feel like a pervert even discussing it. And we never did get the answer to if the sex takes twice as long if you give and receive! Damn it.
I like Anthony and the fact he just came out with that. I like Nathan, I like Emilia. I haven't seen enough of Latoya or Jay.
Liam's my favourite at the mo, for orgies, cushion humping, the comb-over (does he hairspray it?), and for meowing in the bathroom. What more could you want?
I was surprised anyone knew who Alan Cumming was, I don't think I would have from the name alone (hence why they put posters of him up). He's alright, but so what. His greasy fringe annoyed me. Bring in Ricky Gervais instead.
Alan was quite mean to them. I liked Jeremy and Emilia's acting/ flirting- she's a handful. I'm not sure if he likes her or not? I wasn't keen on him calling her a whore (even jokingly) and I'm sure it sparked her moment of indecision and defending herself later. I also didn't like it when he said she'd just have to put up with men treating her badly: I don't think so. I was glad Nathan disagreed. What a well brought-up young man.
Emilia and Victor's acrobatics are amazing; it was criminal that Jade and Heather Mills saw fit to bake a cake instead of watch the whole thing. Just because it's a million times more challenging than being a 'brainy' beauty queen, or a pretend artist. I predict the divide between the supposed brains and the physical people in the house will deepen. I appreciated Jay sticking up for Emilia to Victor, but he had another agenda there.
The real brains in the house appears to be John (who is also good fun) and Liam. I didn't realise he was bi, although got an inkling when he told Jay what colours he looked good in. Not something a straight man would normally pick up on. But why he told the tale of getting horny with a cushion, I do not know. I pity his mother watching! And orgies! He looks about 12. I feel like a pervert even discussing it. And we never did get the answer to if the sex takes twice as long if you give and receive! Damn it.
I like Anthony and the fact he just came out with that. I like Nathan, I like Emilia. I haven't seen enough of Latoya or Jay.
Liam's my favourite at the mo, for orgies, cushion humping, the comb-over (does he hairspray it?), and for meowing in the bathroom. What more could you want?
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