I can't even be bothered to write about American Idol it's so deathly dull. But I watched Thursday's BB USA double bill and it was an absolute joy from start to finish. It has more drama per episode than an entire UK BB series.
Sheila is such a piece of work; arse-kissing both sides, I was hoping James was going to nut her. It was mildly scary when he was shouting right in her face, personally, I found that a bit aggressive for my taste. But she is an absolute lying hag and would try the patience of a saint. I felt SO sad when James was crying and all alone and everyone said 'you're out of here'.
BUT! He wasn't. I was indescribably happy when James won the power of veto again, he really is indestructible. I love the fact he totally rubbed it in their faces. It made me laugh when the thick morons were like 'how does he keep surviving?' By outwitting you, you donkeys! And whilst wearing those purple skinny jeans, almost constantly.
But for James to stay (and he deserved it) we had to see the back of devious Joshuah, who was absolutely fucking amazing tonight. He went down in an absolute blaze of glory. Turning on his best friend Sharon as she cried in the toilet was despicable genius. Why was Sharon eating cereal and crying too? You can't cry and eat, the two things do not mix.
Josh's fake crying was good enough for an Oscar, yet at the same time utterly ridiculous. Adam is one stupid fucker. But of course, Natalie had to stick her oar in and the whole plan started to look wobblier than Ryan's fat fucking neck.
We must be getting down to the wire now. Bring on the big sticks.