Unlike Eastenders where there's been too little Rick-AY! and way too much Bian-KER (and her fucking nasally voice) Corrie has got it just right tonight. David going on the rampage in Corrie was ace! They broke the budget with that one, didn't they? I bet the actor who plays David (David Sneddon we always suspected, and if you get that reference, I love you) enjoyed himself. He smashed windows, cars, Audrey's neon light, but the cherry on the cake was punching a police-WOMAN in the face. Class and a half! Corrie's gone proper Enders-style violent. I loved it when Eileen walked past and went 'Another day in paradise.' But why did no one try and stop him? Darn rubber-neckers.
I bet Gail will still forgive him! Rent-a-Ghost had his number from years back.
And as an aside, is there any need for this at 8.30pm???
Michelle: 'I could eat you.'
Steve: 'Feel free. But let's do it round the back.'
Honestly, there could be children watching...
But anyway. Long live David. I bloody love him. He's like a mini Phil Mitchell. I reckon he could have Phil Mitchell right now. Phil Mitchell is acting like fucking fairy these days.