Big Brother USA- 'Knock the bitches out'

Well, the dividing line is well and truly rubbed out now. Everyone, with the exception of Sharon, is a duplicitous liar. Natalie's power has gone to her head, she's looking more and more like a cult leader about to order them all to top themselves by the minute. Luckily, they're on to the boggle-eyed demented witch. I think she could be in BIG trouble next week. Why is Ryan still there??? Put down the cookies Ryan, you fat fuck. Sheila 'I'm doing this for my son' can also kiss my arse big time. Now I want Sharon to win (she may be boring, John, but at least she's come out with some integrity), or failing that Adam for just being a big dumb bozo.
The jury house looks like much more fun, I can't believe Matty just sat there whilst Joshuah said Natalie looked like a slut in that top. Where's the chivalry? But he's quite happy to take some of her cash if she wins! What a chump.
I was very sad to see James 'the free spirit' finally go, but he took it with good grace. 'Bicycling around the world' will now forever be a euphemism for gay sex. Cheers James. You and your ridiculously skinny jeans in lurid shades should have won it.

Big Brother USA- Avenge! Avenge!

There might be only two of us watching it, but this is the best thing on telly at the moment by a country mile. It's truly entertaining in every sense of the word, it feels like much more of a soap opera and a gameshow than our BB. Our BB is more like a wildlife documentary.
Well, it was hilarious they voted James back in. At least an old housemate (sorry, house guest would have been grateful, James just wanted to kick their arses. I couldn't help thinking James would be better off playing his cards a little closer to his chest rather than going 'rargh rargh rargh I hate you!' But he was right, they were stupid to vote him back in. I am a happy viewer though, cos he's my fave.
They did milk that disco ball challenge a little, didn't they? Natalie's devotion to Matty was both pitiful and admirable at the same time, as she hung from a chain whilst he called her an 'idiot'. Then she went green and puked! I cheered when she fell into a pool of her own spit. And what happened to Ryan? He went from amiable geezer, to psychotic: 'I want that pink hair out!' Then he went up to James' yard for an arse-kissing session. Slurp! Good on James for sticking to his word when no other fucker does. Although he should have got Matty out. Matty, Matty, Matty! I don't trust people who put extra 'y's on the end of their names, Matty, Tommy, Jimmy. It's all a bit childish. Matt sounds much more acceptable.
I'm still liking Joshua, despite popular opinion. I find him entertaining. I like watching him shit stirring, it's funny. I like his eyebrows as well.
Questions: when are they going to show James' gay porno? When will Natalie realise Matty will never shag her? And who's going to go this week? You decide! Oh no... we don't, do we? Bollocks!