My best mate once said 'hasn't Peaches Geldof got a peculiar face?' and never has it been more evident than in this show. She also seems to have a bit of a lisp, or a blocked up nose, or is it just that generic thick-tongued posh accent? I can't tell the difference. Either way, she should get it looked at (or lay off the coke). Also, she appeared to have a double-chin and a fright wig on.
So this show saw Peaches starting up her own magazine of extremely pretentious-looking people. However, you had to pity them; the thought of that retard bossing me around is just beyond the pale. I'd rather go suck cock on a street corner.
Listening to her bang on about what alternative culture was just painful, like seeing a 10 year old in a Sex Pistols t-shirt. She's about as alternative as Girls Aloud. How alternative is nepotism anyway? Ooh she hates the Kooks. Even that fucking lead singer's own mother would hate that shit. Big wows. The funny part is I watched this on the MTV video player thing which was advertising the bloody Kooks album in the corner! Cutting edge.
The whole thing stank of fake anyway; all the writers looked like models who'd just stepped out of a salon, Peaches's 'PA' seemed like she was on her first job out of acting school. The set (sorry, magazine office) looked like the IT Crowd.
Listening to Peaches say 'As a writer...' was offensive to the ear. Also, I've also only ever heard a complete idiot describe another person as a 'try-hard'. How old are you, you desperate moron?
This pig in a dress shouldn't be allowed out after 10pm, let alone be allowed to marry. Truly terrifying.
6 comments:
I don't understand how you can justify attacking people you don't even know.
Free speech is about expressing a view it dose'nt give people the right to personally attack others, or to incite hate.
I might not like peachs, sachs, but i'm not going sit here and attack them, or say its ok for others to do that. You are 28 and you should know that this is wrong, the fact you don't just shows what awful person you are'nt.
I won't be reading anymore, perhaps you should stop watching stuff that annoys.
God, why are there so many illiterate retards reading my blog lately. The whole point it I LIKE watching stuff that annoys me!
Boo hoo, poor Peaches with her writing job that she hasn't worked for, my heart bleeds.
You're right, I are'nt an awful person. But this much is true; I know less at 28 than I did at 14. Too much crappy telly rotted my brain.
ps. I have nothing against Sachs, and neither did I attack him! It's not his fault.
pps. 'incite hatred'? For god's sake, it's just an opinion, and most of the time pretty lighthearted.
And actually, I do have the right to personally attack others if I like on my own blog. They can't take that away from me, as Chesney Hawkes once rightly sang.
And I in turn, will not take your right to reply away from you. That is the way it should be.
I thought your blog was mega funny and well written yesterday, keep up the good work - you're ace.
Hiya! Just thought I'd say hello... I found a link to your blog on chris stokes' blog and spent about the next two hours reading your archives (I don't know why but that sounds rude). So I just thought I'd say hi rather than be a lurker :D
I'm Jen by the way.
Thank you for reading- I'm very flattered it provided that much entertainment! I'll try and bang out some more shortly.
ps. you're stunning!
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