And about as real.
OK, so I'm a week late but that's the beauty of Sky Plus. I can watch this brainwashing crap whenever the hell I want. Woo!
So this show was about everyone's favourite nutter, the god-botherer. All that speaking-in-tongues thing is a bit scary isn't it? Is it like a license to talk bollocks and thrash around a bit? You can do that off half an E, so I've heard.
A 'children's minister' seems to be someone who shouts at children and destroys their innocence. Lovely. I think it's actually child abuse. She said she wanted to see children 'laying down their lives for the gospel like they are in Palestine.' WHAT?! That noise is an alarm bell ringing! Then Harry Potter got a good grilling. No, not for being shit, which he is, but for being a warlock (?) Had he been in the Old Testament, he would have been put to death. Luckily, both Harry Potter and the Old Testament are stories for the slight of mind, so the speccy wizard is safe.
Watching the children crying at her angry sermon was just delightful. How wonderful. I can't wait to get to Heaven and hang out with these sick fuckers.
Home-schooling is just another way for these people to indoctrinate. Oh my god, why do these people always talk about 'training' their children?!!! Sick bastards. Just love them and look after them and let them be children, they're not bloody soldiers. Make love, not war!
And don't even ask me what all that breaking cups thing was about, I have no bloody clue. As for the cardboard George Bush- well he can't do any worse than the real version.
And that anti-abortion guy. 'A third of your friends never got a chance to live!' I'm having palpitations just thinking about it. Gagging those children was seriously weird. Abort! Abort!
It's all about power. Power and anger.
Finally Christian music is the WORST type of music in the WORLD. Even worse than R Kelly.
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Tuesday, 13 May 2008
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Baby Bible Bashers
I finally watched it! Thanks Red & Asterisk. It's good to have friends who know your taste so well, and it's good to have repeats so you can finally catch this stuff. Thanks Channel 4.
So, Baby Bible Bashers. Oh dear. Two things in one title that I'm frightened of. It's about an appealing a prospect as Monster Dog Shit.
There is something terrifying about religious children. It's bad enough when they do a dance or sing a song or something. But sermons?! One of these kids, Samuel, was described as a seven year old 'evangelist'. He started preaching at 3. About abortion. He's like a walking advert for it. Just put him in front of a Spongebob Squarepants cartoon, you fucking cruel bastards. Make no mistake about it- this is child abuse. I can only imagine what Richard Dawkins would make of it.
It's bad enough when a MAN is preaching about abortion, but a child? What the hell does he know about it? Nothing, obviously. This is some sick shit. Then the dad said 'God uses animals. A donkey spoke and saved a man's life.' What?! Which donkey? Little donkey? Didn't he just go on a backbreaking journey? Fucking hell, man, how can you reason with people who think animals talk!? You'd probably get more sense out of the donkey.
The 'donkey' parents as I like to call them, also enjoyed beating the shit out of their child- but only with the cameras off. Yummy.
Apparently another preaching kiddywink Terry's first word was 'Hallelujah.' Yeah... and mine was Morrissey. He can cure anything from depression to cancer. Cool. Best put him in a lab them. Best string him up.
Ah but then the real truth is revealed. His dad says 'Terry is being groomed to be a man of God.' What he means is, 'we're selling T-shirts with his name on.' As usual it's all about money, money, money. Money and power. That's all it is. It's nothing to do with love. It's nothing to do with 'god'.
The final BBB was a Brazilian girl called Anna. She was just her dad's puppet. They're always shouting aren't they, these God botherers? They never preach quietly and unobtrusively. It's all 'lake of fire' this, and 'worms eating you in hell' that. Why do they care if I go to hell?
Her dad was in prison, and a self-confessed wife beater! It's always the dodgy fuckers isn't it, telling you how to live. Why do people care what other people do? I don't care if you inject heroin into your eyeballs as long as you don't hurt anyone else, or any animals in the process. How people choose to live their lives is their business.
Taking your child to get abused on the streets of New York City is child abuse. Taking a child to watch his father being sworn at on the streets of NYC is child abuse. Forcing your child to give out leaflets about something they don't understand is child abuse. Forcing a child to wear a sign the do not understand is child abuse. Making your child so different no one will ever befriend him at school is child abuse. Indoctrinating your child with religious beliefs is child abuse.
Just one look at his little face was enough to tell a thousand stories. But the donkey dad was too fucking stupid to see it.
Go to hell. Amen.
So, Baby Bible Bashers. Oh dear. Two things in one title that I'm frightened of. It's about an appealing a prospect as Monster Dog Shit.
There is something terrifying about religious children. It's bad enough when they do a dance or sing a song or something. But sermons?! One of these kids, Samuel, was described as a seven year old 'evangelist'. He started preaching at 3. About abortion. He's like a walking advert for it. Just put him in front of a Spongebob Squarepants cartoon, you fucking cruel bastards. Make no mistake about it- this is child abuse. I can only imagine what Richard Dawkins would make of it.
It's bad enough when a MAN is preaching about abortion, but a child? What the hell does he know about it? Nothing, obviously. This is some sick shit. Then the dad said 'God uses animals. A donkey spoke and saved a man's life.' What?! Which donkey? Little donkey? Didn't he just go on a backbreaking journey? Fucking hell, man, how can you reason with people who think animals talk!? You'd probably get more sense out of the donkey.
The 'donkey' parents as I like to call them, also enjoyed beating the shit out of their child- but only with the cameras off. Yummy.
Apparently another preaching kiddywink Terry's first word was 'Hallelujah.' Yeah... and mine was Morrissey. He can cure anything from depression to cancer. Cool. Best put him in a lab them. Best string him up.
Ah but then the real truth is revealed. His dad says 'Terry is being groomed to be a man of God.' What he means is, 'we're selling T-shirts with his name on.' As usual it's all about money, money, money. Money and power. That's all it is. It's nothing to do with love. It's nothing to do with 'god'.
The final BBB was a Brazilian girl called Anna. She was just her dad's puppet. They're always shouting aren't they, these God botherers? They never preach quietly and unobtrusively. It's all 'lake of fire' this, and 'worms eating you in hell' that. Why do they care if I go to hell?
Her dad was in prison, and a self-confessed wife beater! It's always the dodgy fuckers isn't it, telling you how to live. Why do people care what other people do? I don't care if you inject heroin into your eyeballs as long as you don't hurt anyone else, or any animals in the process. How people choose to live their lives is their business.
Taking your child to get abused on the streets of New York City is child abuse. Taking a child to watch his father being sworn at on the streets of NYC is child abuse. Forcing your child to give out leaflets about something they don't understand is child abuse. Forcing a child to wear a sign the do not understand is child abuse. Making your child so different no one will ever befriend him at school is child abuse. Indoctrinating your child with religious beliefs is child abuse.
Just one look at his little face was enough to tell a thousand stories. But the donkey dad was too fucking stupid to see it.
Go to hell. Amen.
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