OMG special mention must go to Jedward doing cocaine (sort of). Amazing: GIF gold. I wish they'd snorted it though. That would have been a BB moment of legend. Nicola looked well practiced.
I've missed the true story between Nicola and Kim but apparently it was on live feed (I've not watched yet) and James C and Nicola were being dicks. There must be a reason Jedward stick up for Kim when she goes off like that. It is partly because they're fellow oddballs, but I think there's more to it. Plus they hate the Blair Witch.
Kim in DR: ‘Oh I’m thrilled! I’ve made the Friday. Oh lovey I’ve got so used to this sniping. Nicola has got to be surrounded by her audience. When it kicks off they all go to Nicola’s aid.’
John just sniffed his arsecrack fingers after wearing Bianca's thong. Yes, I did just write that sentence. And people say I'm wasting my life.
Ooh so everyone likes Edward and not John! Boo. I can tell them apart now by looks but not personality. In a month I would crack it. Unfortunately I half crack it on the penultimate night.
Nicola: 'Edward's more camp.' More camp? John is the one wearing a girl's thong.
I think Jedward would actually work well on QVC as they have a lot of natural enthusiasm.
The painless wax strips were brilliant! John did well not to react. OMG I can see Jedward pube.
I thought the healthy smoothie was just slop but it's got a fermented egg in it, dear lord. I love John going 'Wow, that really caught me off guard' after he vomited. Brilliant. Jedward rocked that task and Bianca did well, too.
Nicola: 'I don't want Kim to win.' Coleen: 'It will be her or Jedward. I'd like to interview people who vote for her to win.' I'm right here, bitch. They want Jedward to win over Kim. I want Jedward and Kim to tie!
More tweets! Shitstir. Kim: 'Shut your face, shut your gob' to Jedward for no reason. Jedward: 'I'll shut my mind.' Bhahaha.
Kim wants to 'get home tonight'. Jedward most antagonistic? Who are these people they are showing on the screen? They look like the undead.
Jedward accusing James C of 'flirting with Coleen' haha. Nicola thinks 'it's offensive when people are married.' That's cos she's a mega flirt/ drunk mess.
Coleen: 'Apparently I slag you off behind your back.' John: 'It's OK, as long as to our face you're all love.' LOL. I love them. What a great attitude.
James C called out on his DR bitching and Kim calling him a wonderful actor! Yessss. Kim: 'I wouldn't pick you up with two shitty sticks.' Nicola: 'Don't tell me to shut up.' Kim: 'Then shut up, big gob.' James in the middle of Kim and Nicola. Jedward pissing their pants.
Nicola: 'You're a no good, vile, scum of the earth..'
Kim: 'And you're famous for showing your knockers.' Zing!
Coleen agrees that Kim is vile. Nicola speaks for the house: 'Everyone agrees apart from Jedward.'
Kim: 'Go see a doctor.'
Edward (I can suddenly tell them apart tonight): 'Did I get the answer right?' Fantastic comedy timing. Nothing phases them.
Kim agreeing with Jedward's bitchy DR about Nicola, haha. I love the sour atmosphere.
I love Jedward saying Kim's 'James C needs to grow a set of balls' DR speech was 'award winning'! And they won the quiz! Winning. Yesterday Kim was my winner for her rock band audition sob story, but tonight Jedward are my winners for eating dog food and being silly. I'm a bit worried about a split vote, so everyone has to vote for Kim AND Jedward a few times! Like at least twice each.
Coleen: 'Kim is the vilest woman I've ever met in my life.' And she's worked on Loose Women. Kim for Loose Women! Now THAT I would watch.
Jedward: 'You look like a gangster in the diary room' to Kim, haha. Kim: 'Half their opinions they don't even believe them as they say them.' That is deep. I agree!
Kim: 'I've never said a word about you boys.' She called them little twerps the other day, but I think it was for a task, haha.
All Nicola has done is try and stand up for women's rights (ie. doing Page 3 and calling other women slags on Twitter.) Not exactly the next Germaine Greer is she? Although she's a better housemate.
Bianca is telling Nicola not to feed the troll. Nicola IS the troll.
I love how rattled Kim's got everyone. No sitting back and coasting in the last week for these motherfuckers, haha.
Jedward and Kim are bunkering down together. Kim: 'They're gross people.' Haha. Jedward: 'It's awkward when they're talking shit about you.' Aw. Kim: 'They're chinless wonders.'
Kim trying to make James C and Coleen a thing. Love it! It's so not a thing.
Nicola: 'If you paid her enough, she'd get her old saggy boobs out.' Bianca: 'Stop.' Bianca's a good friend.
Jedward: 'I think they should apologise to us for making us feel unwanted.' Good luck with that.
Coleen wants to confront Kim. I hope she does cos she'll get eviscerated, lovey.
Jedward feel James should apologise to Kim. I hope they tell him too! Edward: 'There's not a peep out of him.' John: 'A bird would tweet more.'
Jedward wants everyone to get along but all the housemates are 'thick'. Yes they are thick. Thick cunts. 'I know Kim's strong and gangster... and just because everyone has an opinion of you, doesn't mean it's true.' So true. Both Kim and Jedward can be profound at times.
I hate James's choices for his fairy story characters, making Kim and Jedward the villians. I've gone right off James C tonight. I thought he was fun yesterday during the rock band task. His reading out the story is good. Outside contact there though with a random camera man.
Kim makes a great witch tipping groo on Bianca's nylon hair. Now I can see all the joins, ick. Kim: 'It smells like a penguin's chuff!'
I like them making James say 'gang-handed chicken livered buggers.' On the whole though, this was an annoying end to the show, and completely pointless. Thanks Big Brother!
Please vote for Kim and Jedward twice! I'll be podcasting and if Coleen, Nicola or Bianca win, it will be about five minutes long. Vote KIMWARD! Love you.